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Dibs on the corpse! :sex:

Fixed.

I've got a huge one. The wife loves it. (Haha! *****'s Victim is filmed in front of a live Ostrich!) I never use it; I prefer youtube, even if they are part of those google cunts.

Jew says what?

You just carry on enjoying the freedoms your government lets you. Told them about your guns yet?

Seriously folks, this is sambo here, just don't ive a fuck.

I'd care more about watching you film if I was less apathetic. He's fat? Really? I thought it was just right wing propoganda that made him look fat... Tell your wife I sympathise with her plight ;)

Funny. If this isn't some kind of hoax then please let me know. I'll assume that I'm living in the Trumann show.

Frankly, you yanks could achieve the same level of military efficiency you already "enjoy" while spending much, much less. Just saying.

Yeah, judge him on his weight. Not on his actions, however laudable (if one-sided) they may be. I didn't. I believe it was some sort of reference to a film? I also believe the sentiment of "fuck Michael Moore" was heartfelt.

This is ind of ringing back to the whole political compass thing; left and right don't really cover it. Yeah I'm being genuine. now stop cracking wise before I put our wives in contact with each other and they share tips on ruining both our lives.

I can help you with the anal sex shortage. Just saying :dunno: Just for reference people; you should wear a condom. I know that I personally preferred anal sex with a condom and lube to anal sex without either (and before anybody makes the obvious joe, yes, it was ME doing the penetrating).

I disagree with a lot of your sentiments, yet wholeheartedly agree with this one. Would you mind telling me what kind of music you like to DJ? As your in america I sadly doubt that we share tastes... You're such a woman. As for me? *****. Just kidding; the wife. without her I wouldn't...

Disgusting slut. What does she see in him?

Vicky Vette, Deuxa, bluewaffle... Weird, no babe link for blue waffle. Do a google image search for her; she's my favourite Bavarian pornstar and you won't believe it when you find out her age...

Ever get tired of men focussing more on your boobs than on you?

Who is Mariah Milano?

When you take a life, do you prefer to do it for money or pleasure?

"Bro!!! Help mum! She's prolapsed again!" "Why does she keep doing this? Anybody would think that she used to... Oh ****."

There is no emoticon that conveys just how pathetically stupid I find this thread and the OP. Nor how much it makes me desire to leave FO. This thread is diabolical in it's level of troll and intellect (or lack thereof) and everyone on this forum is stupider for having read it.

:frenchman: Nothing wrong with the French that a bullet can't cure. Right, georges? :D

Voting is for weak societies. The strong take command. Autocracy is the best form of government, democracy only selects those leaders weak enough to require votes.

Do you ever worry about incontinence and flatulence in your old age? That's a classic urban myth. Maybe there's some truth in it, but we've all heard of it happening to someone.

You have to tell me who they are so I can talk to them :tongue:

And in return dear boy, what do you offer?

Can't we just rename her "She whose name cannot be spelt"?

That's right lawyer, you tell the former soldier who served under the general in the conflict what the general was like. I'm sure you know better. Tough lawyer that you are. Probably wear a suit. "The last lawyer should be hung with the entrails of the last priest."

It's weird, sometimes I agree with you so much (as in now; yes corporations do focus overly on patents and ultimately this has a negative impact on productivity, eg blanket patenting on *****, which ultimately harms healthcare) and sometimes I disagree with what I see as your excessively right...

Now now, Michael Moore has some good points. Fat, ***** and stupid is the ONLY way to go through life. The only way that I know of... This article has many good points. There are many ways to support the troops. Most people don't enact them. Sadly.

Governments do not negotiate with terrorists (but all the rich elites have ****** insurance, so rest assured that only the poor people desperate enough to work for companies performing "reconstruction" projects in the 3rd world will be ******** live on TV. Any rich elites somehow caught will...

:dunno:

Any political system which doesn't debate actions is not healthy. Any democracy which operates in an autocratic manner without debate is merely a mockracy.

As suck ups go, you're kinda scary. I'l assume that, being Deutsche, you just can't help it :tongue:

I got 4 pos-reps on this. People can relate. ... So where did ya cum? HAHA! So... No sex yet. Did get blown though :D

Anyways, for all those who disagree with the sentiments, it's time to reveal that the original post is in fact a quote from Einstein. So if you disagree with that sentiment now, you're essentialy saying you're smarter than Einstein. Think about that.

The boy feels familiar. Is this only because he's a veteran of other forums, or is it because he was here before? Also, donkey cock.

Leave it to the mods. Or don't. They're understaffed and ineffective these days. Some are even incompetant and irrational bordering on insane. :georges:

Fairuza Baulk. Laugh now, but watch her in the island of dr moreau.

C'mon Maley, answer your fans...

If it makes you feel any better I also had to work NYE.

Funny thing; you normally get a massive spot just after you meet someone you really like. I remember in uni I opened the door to my mate Tom and immediately knew he'd met a special girl because he'd developed such a shiner so fast.

Predictable? Well, I'm only human... ...or am I? :elaugh: Aww, so sweet. Bend over bitch, Imma fuck your shitter so hard you'll be able to taste it when I cum :sex: There's me. I know you worship me... like so :bowdown: So you're finally acknowledging that me>all you cunts?

Same as any american *****. Yeah, yeah I went there :D

I don't understand the concept of a "normal" panic ******. I never panic without cause; eg that time when I was on my 8th shift as a waiter and the boss decided that it was a good idea for me to handle the whole restaurant on saturday morning... on my own. Yah I flapped. Do you have a girlfriend?

Well I'm married, so unless I get divorced I probably won't have sex this year...

Fuck you, Freeones.

Not sure how wise it is to fund two helicopters. After all, given how (comparatively) good the Cobra is, why do the americans need the Apache as well, why not just use the Apache money to buy more cobras? :dunno: Especially given the weird "people carrier but not" capability of the Mi28.

This is what you get from an unhealthy political system (if it helps you feel better, most of the world also has an unhealthy political system); delay and inaction. The american defense budget is WAY out of control. A favourite example of mine is this: There have been three seperate attempts to...

You... You probably do understand just how much a woman can moan. No blowjobs after marriage Hmmmm... you may be right. Yeah, that's pretty much it.

Camomile tea.