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  1. Tittyman5000

    Elvira, mistress of the dark porn parody???

    I remember seeing a porn with Ron Jeremy where he is Egor and he fucks a chick that was like Elvira, but with a funny voice. Anyone remember that movie?
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    Americanisms

    Fuckin A man! :cool:
  3. Tittyman5000

    So she has a broken heart?

    Send Avril Over :yesyes: KagvExF-ijc
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    When clipping Toenails, do you smell em?

    An Honest Man! :clap: I'd rep you but I got to spread it around some more, consider it on lay away :D
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    I pissed my stouffers

    This is just sad :facepalm: Gloyster is quickly becoming the Jerry Stiller of Freeones
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    When clipping Toenails, do you smell em?

    ******* Broads? :dunno: No wait I got it, does it involve Fresh apple pie?
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    Captain Planet Movie

    No no no! WTF!!! :facepalm:
  8. Tittyman5000

    I need to find what I can put in my asshole while masturbating tonight

    Go with the corn on the cob, a little butter and you won't regret it :D
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    So the girl won't date me but I'm not sure why

    :rofl2: I wouldn't date you either! :rofl:
  10. Tittyman5000

    Who Eats Sausages Before a *******? Watch the Goobusters Trailer

    Only Garlic, Cabbage and Cauliflower 4 me :D Makes the cumm more savory I hear :drool2:
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    It is hot!

    Yeah you know it's Hot too :D
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    When clipping Toenails, do you smell em?

    6OQ1niWkN-U
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    When clipping Toenails, do you smell em?

    Ah OP as in original pimp, OK :thumbsup:
  14. Tittyman5000

    It is hot!

    12,000 BTU's but it's still Hot n her' 6Z_CbSHVYU8 It's 95 degree's here but clouds are coming in, might get some rain, I hope!
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    When clipping Toenails, do you smell em?

    OP from the Andy Griffith Show? :dunno: :D
  16. Tittyman5000

    Favorite Scotch/*******

    I used to be a bad Alcoholic, ******* was the ***** of choice, went from ******** Maker's Mark to Crown and Jack to eventually Lord Calvert, Heaven Hill and Canadian Mist :D After all a ***** doesn't care as long as it gets you F'd up :pukey: Thank God Ive cleaned up my act a bit, Im a Yukon...
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    When clipping Toenails, do you smell em?

    Bad little habit of mine :D I don't know why I do it but its like I just do. I know I can't be the only one so I'll put it out there. Discuss -
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    Americanisms

    Check it out, Dude! :cool:
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    Americanisms

    It is what it is :D Iw5cN6neql8
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    free ones t-shirt

    Alright Green Eyes :clap: Sweet! Dat Ass is spectacular :D I like the video where you spray that cooking oil all over, Damn! Instant wood :rubbel:
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    You really don't wanna see it, he was like, "I love you pops, im so sorry! Boo hoo hoo," I can't believe I just saw Triple H say I love you to Vince McMahon :****: He never even said fired he was all professional and let him go nice and easy, both in tears and Steph in da back fingering herself...
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    Request for help

    Usually I hit up the main page, just click the Freeones Logo and from there I get lost in Tits :D
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    Request for help

    Are you kidding?!?! Join date March 2006
  24. Tittyman5000

    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Brett Favre is cumming out of retirement :D
  25. Tittyman5000

    How much money?

    Bout Tree Fiddy :D VOH7yxBbf1k
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    >>> Win one of 3 passes to Glass Mannequin by guessing the OCSM's cup size!

    Im using the method of a no non-sense aproach, Now lets not waste anytime and fork over the goods! :D
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    Frogs

    There's a few ponds out in the fields where our cattle graze, when I was younger my cousins and I would go shoot frogs with our BB guns, I bet now that no one does that I could catch some big ones and have a fry :D
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    How much money?

    One Million Dollars Plz4DSIWDqg
  29. Tittyman5000

    today i made a sandwich...

    I ate a triple decker sandwich today with bacon, no feathers - but it was so damn good it made me go into the kitchen and shoot the chef :eek:
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    favorite cereal...?

    Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries :drool2:
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    Get it?

    Bacon & Eggs? :dunno: What'd I Win?
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    Robot mouth sings

    Only if it sings Toora Loora Toora Loo Rye Aye - Come on Eileen :D bdX98BxtnQY
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    Rate This Girl: Devon

    I give her a Ten out of Ten :yesyes: A Legend in my eyes :drool2:
  34. Tittyman5000

    DEATH BATTLE!: Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black

    :facepalm: Where's Selena? :facepalm:
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    Robot mouth sings

    Either this was made by some kind of weird evil genius or Dirk you got too much time on your hands! :rofl2:
  36. Tittyman5000

    Eve Lawrence / Eve Laurence / Envy

    Re: Eve Lawrence I love her too, She is back after 4 years & looking better than ever! Hot fucking big titty slut she is, she can slurp shlong with the best of em :D I bet Mr. Balls saw the huge add of her come back on that website we shalt not name :yesyes:
  37. Tittyman5000

    Bumping old threads

    I wish I could bump a couple dozen old threads, oh yeah I can :elaugh:
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    Chrysler workers busted smoking, ******** on lunch break in Trenton

    Lousy bunch of Ingrates :cussing: Now, where'd I leave that **** :facepalm:
  39. Tittyman5000

    pornography is fornication and idolatry

    God made man, man made porn, porn is good! :)
  40. Tittyman5000

    The Thing 2011 Trailer

    "Its Clobbering Time?" :dunno:
  41. Tittyman5000

    Trying to find agencies for 30-something adult work

    I'm looking for a sexatary, but she must be a tall Busty Brunette, basically Nikki Nova :drool2: :rubbel:
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    Lisa Matthews

    Re: Lisa Matthews - Most Perfect Woman I love this woman!
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Hi Nikki, just stopping by to say you are the Most Stunning, Absolutely Gorgeous, Most Beautiful Babe on the Planet!!! Hottest Woman Alive! :drool2:
  44. Tittyman5000

    who do u wana drill in da ass

    Ms. Tessmacher - Brooke Adams :rubbel:
  45. Tittyman5000

    What's your favourite song?

    Nirvana - Plateau
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