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I don't believe in marriage either. But you and I are in the minority.

Caged Gauge? sorry, couldn't resist

a part meant to numb her

to be or not to be

Re: Lana Lotts (aka Ava Lauren) Yes it is.

lol. great post

how about an emu/human hybrid baby? :D

Fan Noise by Air and the Conditioners.

Great post.

better link www.dancheek.wordpress.com

I include my VISA number and expiry date in background color with every PM (it's a bizarre ****** ritual). So naturally I am concerned for there privacy. Not that I don't trust the mods, but you never know. ;) I wonder if anyone who I sent a PM to is now re-checking them...lol.

almost, but the woman behind the grassy knoll paid me to shut up. And yes, it was a woman, not a man. Pretty good looking too.

If she wants to? Yes. If she doesn't? No.

question? Can mods read other member's private messages? just curious

No need...just go to www.emulovers/special.com

Will do.....but don't hold your breath. Now if it's emu's were talking about...

I don't fuck donkeys. But, each to their own; I guess.

Being asked what my ultimate sexual fantasy is. Anyone got a cigarette?

I am impressed with the 'mods' that this thread is still open and with their contributing to it. This is not like most chat forums on the 'net; porn or otherwise as this forum supports a for profit website; a business. And businesses have to be run differently then hobbies. One difference is...

And still you continue to avoid my question about 99.9 percentile and your proof. No surprise.

I sincerely empathize. But there is something I don't understand. You say you and her were each other's 'first'. But in your first post here you say you have dumped and been dumped by other women before. I assume then that this is not the first time you and your latest have broken up?

How can you tell it isn't photoshopped?

Biden should still watch out. This woman doesn't strike me as immensely intelligent, but her nickname supposedly is 'barracuda.' Alaska has a lot of tough guys in it. She would have to be more then a pretty face to do what she has done. Personally, I hope Biden cleans her clock. I really like...

Super Bowl 43 prediction, Jacksonville 23, Dallas 14

Great find YMIHERE. I am less surprised at their hypocrisy, but more surprised at their idiocy. Especially Rove's. I thought he was smarter then that.

That's impressive. But 18% of what? $1,000? $10,000? That's $1,800 profit. I wouldn't call making $1,800 per year in America as 'successful'. And you didn't answer my question. 99.9 percentile in what specific category? And with what proof are you basing it on?

99.9 percentile of what specific category? And where is your proof? And what 'success' have you had? All I see is a man(?) who has never been with a woman, goes to porn forums to ask what blowjobs feel like and to tell us he likes white women because they have 'the straight hair' and 'clean...

Really? Whatever you say.;)

wearing thin? I am almost completely sick of it.

you can buy some incredibly cheap external hard drives these days

unless the 12 oz. ribeye was burnt. I like your analogy, btw.

Before the first atomic bomb was tested in 1945 (the trinity test), there was some concern amongst some of the scientists that the explosion would ignite the atmosphere and incinerate the planet.

How did I build my Personal Courtesan? Well, first I went to Thailand (the ladies are cheaper there). And once I found the woman I wanted I made a deal with her 'agency'. Then I paid for her breast implants and nosejob. Then I brought her home after the two surgeries and... ohhh, you mean...

I agree 100%!!!

I meant that I assume you are of high school age. Sorry I didn't make that clearer.

Well, you've convinced me. You are trolling and you are under 18. BTW, why did you pick Yale as your ficticious school; considering what happened with Pendergrass and the Port Said incident last March? Sorry, 'supposed' Port Said incident. Just curious.

a recession is two consecutive quarters of economic contraction as measured by the GDP. that has not happened so America is not in a technical recession. But the Dow is down 20+% since last November, the real estate market has had it's worst contraction in decades, banks have lost billions...

if he/she is as advertised then the answer is 'no one'.

this is the second thread in a row where the only post you made was quoting me and then correcting how I speak. Me thinks me has gotten under your skin a bit.:D And btw, if you do a Google search you will see it's '******'s', not '******'.

Well thanks for the advice. But this is a porn forum, not a high school essay. BTW good luck with your SAT's. Me is pulling for you.

Too late...next time you don't want one; don't act like an asshole. But I am guessing that's REALLY difficult for you.

Okay fine. He is allowed to disagree with you also. How can you know that you are better then someone that you don't even know?

fair enough. what does 'mature' mean in this context?

People do it all the time. If I tell you I am George W. Bush's disowned, illegitimate ***, do you believe me? NO, you're not. No one is better then anyone. saying 'you ar full of ****' is very rude, but it is an opinion. One he is entitled to. If you want to post here I suggest you get used...

well yes. But how will this actually improve life for us in a tangible way? Or is this just some 4.4 billion dollar lab experiment strictly for scientific curiosity? I am sensing the latter.

And even if this thing works as hoped, how will it make our lives better?

divorce her and marry someone with the ass you crave and voila! Your wife's ass becomes bootylicious.

I have always wanted to get back with the women who have dumped me far more and for far longer then the women whom I dumped. NO ONE likes to be dumped. And few things in life hurt more. And the simplest way to end the pain is to undo the dumping and get back with them. Problem is it's very hard...

The youngest isn't 18. But I believe you have to be 18 to be a member. And they don't wanna be ******, so...

So the bottom line is it was a lot of work and not really worth it. I feared the former but was unsure of the latter. Thanks very much for your opinion.