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I figure I'll just nab some LivingSocial deals for it or something! I see them occasionally do really cheap laser removal packages from reputable places for like $99 for 6 treatments on small areas. (IE- underarms, bikini line, etc). Haha I love a good deal!

Hope it goes well! I've heard waxes can lead to really bad ingrown hairs, so I'm honestly afraid to try it. I want to get laser removal! Especially because if I eventually got it on my legs, underarms & lady bits, my showers would instantly become SO much faster. haha

I find it extremely unattractive. But some people don't even seem to have their tongue properly split. I've seen some where the split went WAY too far back & it looked that much worse. Those fangs are flippin' hot though. We just got a new model at GodsGirls.com that has a split tongue, and...

Can we just talk about how fucking *awful* Dane Cook is? I don't understand how he's ever booked a gig as a comedian or actor. His photo should be in the dictionary next to, "tool".

I did! :) He's honestly hysterical to me. I really hope he keeps coming up with new material & ends up with a long career. It's somehow less funny when you can't see the comedian though.

Damn it, I was eating.

An insanely hot woman posted photos of a plug up her butt and you are complaining because it's not big enough? People never cease to amaze me.

It's not the UGG boots themselves that bother you? :P

lol no.

Re: What can be done to ensure that participants in MissFreeOnes competition is activ Isn't it all just going to come down to fan base anyway? I mean sure, posting around the forums probably helps, but let's be realistic.

The OP didn't say it had to be recent movies. Considering it made an estimated $373,062,864 I'd say it absolutely counts as an overrated movie.

Michael Keaton was indeed, the best Batman EVER. Pfeiffer was the best Catwoman too. Although I won't **** on Eartha Kitt either.

I don't really want to make any sexist generalizations, and I really only have a few female friends, so I'll just say one thing I've noticed: Women seem to duplicate the women they like. I don't seem to pick up on men ever doing this. They seem to get jealous as a whole, more than men. (Not in...

What's so fake about having your teeth whitened? Coffee/ **** stains aren't exactly sexy.

lol that's because self esteem doesn't come from other people.

& stuff like this is why I'm willing to spend way more money to buy my groceries there.

Oh :X In that case, The Two Towers.

That sounds awfully conducive to falling down the stairs. Then again, I don't have much cleavage to stare at, hah.

Lita Lenee went up to an F cup & they still look COMPLETELY real, and feel just as real. It's kind of amazing.

Haha, shirt cocking = a guy wearing a shirt with no pants or boxers on. Though clothes on, dick out does it for me too. It's not an intimacy issue or anything, I think maybe it reverts me psychologically back to being a horny teenager when you had to have quickies & risk getting caught. I also...

I'm going to give the cheesy answer & say I prefer whatever makes the woman feel more confident & sensual. I've felt some fucking amazing fake tits in my day, I'll tell you that much. But I love everything from an A cup to an F cup.

But silicone is more natural looking than saline, so by unnatural do you just mean, a huge size?

Depends, fiction, non fiction? Some of my favorites are God Is Not Great by Christopher Hitchens, LoTR, Written On The Body by Jeanette Winterson, The New Reich by Michael Schmidt, & Free Culture by Lawrence Lessig :)

LOL I am a huge nerd. LoTR, Call of Duty, Skyrim, musicals, Star Wars, WWII history.. I love it all.

*headdesk* Because not everyone likes the same style & pace of fucking? Blatantly obvious. I'd assume each individual porn stars comfort level & limits are also a huge factor. As a porn consumer, I don't want to watch the same style all the time, that would get boring. Sometimes I want to...

*high fives* Plenty of cam girls & adult models also have free teaser videos they willingly put out there, so just ASK the girl!

I've yet to post on here wearing more than underwear.

There is barely any information here. I don't see any breakdown of $ supposedly being paid by us tax payers for this. Yawn.

Thread is about overrated films, not "which films do most people find to be totally repulsive, but you enjoy for some reason?" lolz

She's been a favorite of mine for a LONG time, one of my first female crushes! Brawr.

I did say, "Braum Stoker's", so yes it is the Coppola film. I absolutely adore it, even though Anthony Hopkins & Keanu Reeves bring some cheese factor into it. I'm even getting Gary Oldman as Dracula inked on me eventually. bahaha It's my idea of romance.

My idea of good romance is like.. Braum Stoker's Dracula. Haha, has it's cheesy moments, but I'd choose it over a romantic comedy any day.

Believe it or not, plenty of women can't be bought :P Plus the fact that neither of them do porn haha

Good luck getting them to show up to "bang".

X-Men Origins: Wolverine I fucking hated that pile of steamy doo. It was freaking pointless. Sure, the origin story told you HOW he became Wolverine, but I think they majorly fucked up on the rest of the back story. I mean he loses the girl, so you think okay this must be part of what has...

The last good flick I watched was called Good Dick. Not what it sounds like in the least. It was a pretty slow moving indie flick about a girl with major intimacy issues that has a penchant for vintage soft core porn, and the recovered alcoholic video store clerk that falls for her for no...

ROFL, I fucking love that movie!

The only peens allowed would be attached to talented photographers :P

ADRIEEEEEEENE! (It had to be done.)

I am going to flip my **** when The Hobbit comes out. In a good way. I may love Star Wars, but there are VERY few things in this world that can compare to my undying love for LoTR & The Hobbit. I had some crappy used copies of the books, a fan just bought me the really nice 25th anniversary...

Avatar was also about an hour too long, IMO. I was pretty bored while watching it, and honestly considered shutting it off & going to bed. Snooze.

The Notebook The Hangover

Are you referring to me? Because I'm not your girlfriend nor your cum dumpster ;)

After the typical stuff of helping my ******, paying off debts, buying a house, etc.. I would buy a vacation mansion specifically for cam girls & g/g porn stars. Then we'd all have a space to shoot content, cam together, and escape the "real" world! Then Evelyn Cates & Lita Lenee could come...

Re: Who made you cum today? aaand 4 more times to Joanna Angel make that 6!

Re: Who made you cum today? IDK, I've been masturbating off & on for 3 hours or so. lmao

Ah, the adult industry. Makes a 24 year old like me somehow manage to feel old.

Re: Who made you cum today? First Nica Noelle & Nina Hartley, twice. Then Nicole Aniston. Then Nina Hartley in a b/g scene, twice. Then random b/g scenes about 5 times. This is why I try not to watch porn very often. I can't stop once I start!

Nina Hartley. Makes me feel like I'm watching the sex ed teacher fuck. :D