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Somersby cider. My second favor beverage. notice a pattern?

Welp....guess it's about time to start ********.

Does anyone report Will's posts?

gonna be wicked pissed if I don't get a shirt.

9 M here in Finland, 8 PM in central Europe..there's not much time left in March 30th.

This guy's an idiot who doesn't understand the situation nor does he understand the history of North korea. this foll ACTUALLY thinks Kim Jung Un is in control here?This Adam fellow is absolutely clueless.

I forgot to buy ****. All i have is one bottle of Somersby to ***** when they announce the winners and that's not nearly enough to induce a ****.

There is no conspiracy here as far as Russia and China trying to "bait" the US into war. hat's absolute nonsense. All of this talk is mostly for Kim to "win" the people over- I'm convinced all of the **** he's spewing isn't meant for the outside world, but for the people within the country. I'm...

I don't think they're mandatory, but if you get into a crash and don't have one, you're fucked since no one will believe you. The whole dash cam thing started because police and the like were ******* traffic laws and people have no proof. No one really obeys the traffic laws, though, from what...

Be careful, Assari. there are FO members who think being called a hillbilly/redneck is on the same level as being called the N-word. Prepare for the butthurt to ensue.

Get off my lawn.

It's daylight savings in Europe tonight, sothat'll be 5 AM I think.

Are the Lanes in the Mob? i've literally never seen them post. Learn something new every day I suppose-

It's all about the Benjamins.

Cam I just say that it's really ridiculous to say we were "distracted" by the Supreme Court hearings, as if the fate of civil liberties for the LGBT community are on the same level as popping in the Finding Nemo DVD so your *** doesn't notice you wrapping Christmas presents in the other room?

Are you really still going on about this? lol. it's time to move on, dude. Who likes taquitos? I'm making taquitos.

I **** when the girl screams. Like, "OH FUCK FUCK FUCK OOOGHH AAAAHHHHH" like you can't tell if she's enjoying herself or on fire. It's trashy and just makes her look super fake. I get porn is a fantasy but you should at least try to be convincing.

um, insane amounts of money? There's a camgirl called Bluewut who still has an intact hymen. She has guys freaking out BEGGING her to do a sex video. When she finally does, she'll make a fuckload of money. It's all about business and marketing, my friend.

Cats can't taste sweetness-

Me.

Re: "Cum inside me" dirty talk... On my Freeones store, i have a creampie video where I tell him to fill me up etc a lot. - - - Updated - - - why do you keep posting links to tube sites?

As always, folks, I'm open to suggestions about how I can make *my* store better.

I like this!

It's a fact. check out my Freeones Personals store. You'll be like "WOW! REAL juice and REAL Jaana flavor!

Are you sure?

Yeah, I just sit around watching my own smut........

Yes, but the real question is how many threads have been made specifically about susie diamond?

My main thing is I don't think girls should be able to join the Mob during Miss FO, only post about the contest, and never post again..like one did. I think that's actually a bit rude.

Trans **** need to ***, too. There are a series of episodes of Degrassi in season 10 that really opened my mind to the plight of trans ****, especially when it came to bathrooms.

The sound a broke ass dork makes when he has no money and has just been emasculated by a blind girl in a Pikachu costume.

Here are the names of vegetables I find enjoyable: Carrots Radishes Broccoli Rutabaga Cauliflower Parsnips Leeks Suzie Diamond

You can get 45 minutes on cam with me for $100.

Swagbucks. It's cool and they have a UK site. Also Ebates is pretty great. You get cash abck when you shop online but I think it's only for 'Merikans.

Jaana Ruutu.

I was really happy and proud to be Catholic when I was a ***, and honestly some of my best ********* memories involve ****** parties centered around Catholic holidays..but somewhere between the Bible being total bullshit and my former church being run by a bunch of ********* I lost interest.

I kno...er, thanks.

Freedom of religion also means freedom from religion, so fuck you and the Biblical anti-gay states-rights ***** you rode in on.

Try ESL lessons. That may help.

Waiting is the absolute worst,

I want a shirt. :(

Rocko, I really hope this is close to the actual result. You all did a wonderful job.

Well, uhm..I **** to break it to you, but there is no such phone called "the Android". Android is the OS MANY phones run on. I would suggest getting the Samsung Galaxy sIII. It's a great phone with way more features than the iPhone and you don't look like a total douche when you use it.

The guy who won't pay for porn, is openly racist, and thinks Mariah is fat is back. What a wonderful re-addition to the boards.

When this joke was first made the morning after election night, it sure was funny.

So you're saying if I do what i'm doing for a few more years then shoot a low-budget remake of the Horror of Party Beach, I CAN BE THE NEXT JENNA?!

As if straight couples can't be "weirdos and freaks"...

http://www.tennessean.com/viewart/20130325/NEWS02/303250057/TN-lawmakers-confuse-mop-sink-Muslim-foot-washing-sink HOW CAN YOU FUNCTION AS AN ADULT IF YOU'RE THIS PARANOID/DUMB?

56,

I'd like to see more video categories, as well as a way for buyers to rate the video, and a way for buyers to tip us. I've had a ton more success since you guys added the tagging and description and I'm super happy, so thank you!

I'm totally going to trust information from a website called EXTRA GOOD ****.