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humidity out here in the carolinas is rudiculous around this time of year, but the super-mild winters we have here totally make up for it..:D

just off the top of my head.. Dexter's Laboratory, Samurai Jack, and Cavemen..:(

:thumbsup:im thinking -of a- 4('th down) play with with 9 inches to move into the end zone, slot sneak straight up the gut, score, do a victory dance and go for a 2 point conversion..:1orglaugh :nanner::nanner:

Maybe not in the land of the euro, but its football all day in the US of A..:nanner: "where God pays attention...":rolleyes::pimpdaddy :thumbsup:

..now this takes me back..:o must've been either Raylene or Kobe Tai..:nanner: back when i still had trunk full of slick paper skin mags..:thumbsup:

:hatsoff:G.L.O. Choc.. i just added Yasmine to my fave babe list.. i make it a point to add a 'star to my fave list if she's done IR at least once..:nanner:

sounds like a fun concpet; just wondering though.. wheres the oil?..:dunno: ..some mud or jello would'nt hurt either..:D

..if im trying to pay that much for a foreign car these days, the chick better be thown in with the standard package deal!!:1orglaugh:thumbsup:

absolutely loved Clerks 2, with Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back a close 2nd..

:pukey: *ulp* ..i think ..i just threw up in my mouth ..a little bit.. there :pukey: ..worst .attached .pic .ever..:eek:

:hatsoff:..the most inventive convienence store name since the 'in & out' (which, incidentally, is an actual convienence store that operates out here where i live).. ..now if they sold a 69 in a 7-11, convienence stores would make a mint..:1orglaugh

dubyah by a landslide; saddest part is that he's far worse for america than nixon was.. :2 cents::thefinger

goodfellas by a landslide,:bowdown: with casino coming in second..:thumbsup:

Re: Who made you cum today? Marie Luv on one screen,:nanner: Charlotte Stokely on the other one..:nanner: sorta like some sweet choclate vannilla swirl action goin' on there..:yinyang::D

most definitely Olivia O'Lovely;:banger: with Flower Tucci coming in a close second!!:2 cents::thumbsup:

:eek:..now that is just morbidly obese..:throwup: ..there's seriously no reason for somebody to be this fat. it looks like if she wallowed over to the bathroom to fire out that turkey she'd have a heart ****** before she finished..:1orglaugh:eyeso:

OHHHHH!!!!:rofl: SA-***!!!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

'One-Eyed-Wonder-Weasel-Spit' ...and i'm spent..:rubbel:

:1orglaugh:rolleyes:(this isn't even a 'tough call' anymore..) Aria Giovanni; Hands Down..:bowdown:

Once upon a time Jeff the horny bastard found a blue condom on the leather sofa that he used on his roommates for assfucking. Then Katy open her mouth ******* Jeff's cock into

:1orglaugh..Cats: Nature's Cock Blockers..:1orglaugh ..now if that cat stayed at my place, and it wuz time for my daily 'rub 1 out', ..i would'nt get mad, i'd just grab some of my tiger stripe pit's (lil' bit) purina dog chow, snatch my 'lil' lady's' bowl (while she's sniffing the pot), run...

:rolleyes: :scream:..biggest ..WW(E/F) ..Gimmick ..Ever.. ..i won't give this story hook 'till the next pay-per-view before it's ancient (wikipedia) history!! :2 cents: anybody remember a little something called the XFL?? :1orglaugh

AAAUUUGH!!! some how i freak'in knew it when i heard she got 'hitched'.. :weeping: ..well, everybody needs a vacation now and again.. and after winning so many awards & accolades in the past year, she more than deserves it!! :hatsoff:

:banger: Legendary old school cool!! she's the reason i began building a porn 'stache in the 1st place!! :jump: :thumbsup:

:hatsoff: Jeff's got my vote as just about the funniest ventriloquist on the comedy scene these days!!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

"Uh.. can i say 'Hi' to a friend?.." "Sure".. "Hi, Jesus!"...:wave:

Jizz, 'Special Whipped Topping' or 'Creme Filling' :D:D:rubbel:

Celtics in 5!!!:D:D:nanner:

fine as hell.. and paired up w/ lex steele on more than 1 occasion.. got a rating higher than 100%?.. how about 500/100!!!:jump::banger:

Definitelty good stuff..:nanner: who she is though is a stumper.:dunno:

**adds Michelle Lover to his Fave Babes Section**:computer: :banger:..yes indeedy..:yesyes: Michelle, you are HOT!!!:flame:

lets see.. something recent.. hmmnn.. Raven Riley!?!?:eek::(

..on the subject of the shirt, are there any plans on selling/rewarding freeones t-shirts with the new logo/icon? its kind of grown on me..:D:thumbsup: ________ ..**wonders if freeones has a 5XLT in the back room of the warehouse**:1orglaugh

..just about ANYTHING that's Stevie Wonder or James Brown/JB's..:thumbsup: it was way back in the day that my ****** told me(when i finally listened to his fave roberta flack album all the way though), ..all this 'so called' 'new'' r & b, rap, and hip hop *as you call it*.. was already...

New Edition and Boyz II Men.. the bands who started the 90's boy band craze.. not becuase those other boy bands were inspired by them, but the record execs created them 'plastic boy' bands out of envy of the money the originators made..:1orglaugh:thefinger

Re: Favorite Rapper(s) right now, rhymefest, and anything kanye west that NOT a sample..:thumbsup: Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Jay-Z, Snoop, and.. too many other legends to mention.. :2 cents:IMO, the easiest way to tell the difference between true hip-hop and garden variety 'hit or miss' rap is...

STORMY...:jump: ..any freakin' day of the week :hit:.. over u know who..:*****:JJ= :lame:

...IMO, as a '***********/squirt' fan, i'm all for her doing it standing up.. :2 cents::banger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fDZs-dc5kA :1orglaugh .. now, if i wuz in this situation i'd join her in the bathroom..:love-smi: (checking 1st of course that i was'nt REALLY a dude; cuz then i'd...

best $60 i ever spent on a sextoy..:thumbsup: got the speed bump/mocha lady deal..:bowdown::nanner:

my votes for simi.. seeing she's the only one that's got real porn on record.. :scream: ..yes, lez only and mast/wank flicks are hot, but they don't count!!:2 cents:

:hatsoff::bowdown:..good stuff, *******.. this is the hottest pettite chick i've seen all day!!:hit: ..keep 'em coming!!:jump:

favorite to do when i'm gettin' some: missionary; me on top, her on the bottom..:D but my favorite to watch: ALWAYS reverse cowgirl; seeing as im usually skipping to the reverse cowgirl scene once i get warmed up to rub one out..:rubbel: im slightly favored to vag rev. cowgirl vs. anal (rev...

better him than me.. it would take about 3 mins. before i drop the shovel, and tell HR "this job sucks!!.. Kiss the rings, &itach, im out!!"..:thefinger

looks like they've posted a sneak peek of the new couch they'll be using on 'the view'..:D:1orglaugh

seeing teddy as a heel whould be a hoot; i'm getting earaches listening to vicky squaking every week:eyeso:.. in the words of stewie griffin: "why, you soddering, festering, dooberry.. im going to go find something to strike you with!!":fight:

..the 'tits' motivational poster contains all the necessary motivation i need to 'get up' :spump: in the morning!!:1orglaugh

have you ever done a review for Blacks on Blondes.com (Dogfart)? :confused:

Happy Birthday, Belladonna!!! :nanner::partysml::nanner: ..keep the good stuff coming!!..:thumbsup:

yesssirr... looks like youve got a spot to set your chips and dip on, too..:1orglaugh

Eva Angelina..:jump: Gotta be in the hundreds; though i'm more into collecting her movies..:thumbsup::thumbsup: