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Nice! Perfect excuse.

No thank you!

Poor guy. He was just looking for a handjob in the park. Good thing he found the paraplegic shemale mannequin in the bushes.

Ha! Good one!

What is up with her eyeliner?

"Mommy - you told me to always use your hands"

I love the assortment of "toys"

I have heard of torpedo boobs, but this bra looks like it could bite.

Ah...thank you. Think I am officially done for the evening after that.

Now we know where the Geico gecko is from!!

Her dinghy sunk in the drive thru.

Who need Viagra?

Nice back fat! Yummy!

Who took that pic of me?

Geez guys lighten up on us!!

Nice!!

Wanna play with my guppies?

How is that possible? What a dipshit!

A bit *****. Not much else. Tired.

Ha ha - you are funny! How are you?

Too funny. What a loser. Look Mildred we are on tee-vee. Woohoo!

Very cool!

I am so confused.

What it is then??

But is it for another ***** or cash for the pay toilet?

Ah....much better!

What a little schweinhund!

Look a bit closer - that isn't a tail!

Come have some fruit.

Lol

Nasty!!

The bathtub serves a double purpose as a bidet.

That is one big pussy!

Removal of the anal beads before the vows...

They look like a boy band on a sun vacation. LFO anyone?

She's ******** a bottle of virtual *****. You can tell she is already smashed.

Just don't swallow!

I don't get it...

Nice!!

Nada..nichts...zip...ziltch.

Yeah it works. Thank you A R!

Thank you guys. You rock!

Thanks - not sure how to resize. I did it in paint - I guess I am dumb when it comes to this!

For all of you guys that like a Phat Phuc for your wet noodle.

What a talent. LOL

Another try!

My Lord. Too big!

Just trying it out. Hope it works!

I think it looks fine. She is very sexy. Been thinking maybe I should make one too!

I like it now. LOL to the: (.) (.) Wish they could be: (@)(@)