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Oh yum! Candies, CAKES, whipped creams, frostings, sprinkles can all be a great condiment at times :drool2: Noms Sexy Lena 1 Sexy Pattycake 3 Lelu Love 2 Voting Continues!!! ;)

I think he means 1, not your entire list. Who would it be from your list?

So much for winning $100 in my death pool. I had him at #4 R.I.P. President Bush :(

Even the layman knows in order to save browsing history you put one thumb in your asshole and the other in your mouth. Rotate thumbs ever 5 seconds it it will be saved. Hope this helps ;)

Are those Lays Salt & vinegar chips I see? I'll take 2 bags.

Instantly this song comes to mind ;)

I have bong in hand as we speak ;)

Or, you can do what I'm doing tonight. 10 for $10. Am I happy with tonight's menu items? Not really but I'll be eating in 4min if I put it on high ;) For $1

2 for $5 Whoppers from BK. They reheat well so get 4 for $10 and eat all day into the next :dunno:

Take a screenshot, why in the fuck would anyone want to save browsing history?

Alright then, have we deployed riot control mines yet? We need too ;)

Rey C. so tough he'll eat the boogers out a dead ******'s nose. Fact!!

Ok, so it's on. Voting has started. Submit your votes now ;) Noms Sexy Lena Sexy Pattycake Lelu Love Voting Is Now Open!!!

When does the old freeones shut down?

Only pussies use the ignore feature. If you don't like that member just scroll past or face the music. Wimps

No, not working for me

Never been a fan of deep fried pig fat but the spicy ones ain't bad.

Neener Neener Neener!!! :D Facing No Way Into U.S. Some Migrants Head Home https://www.wsj.com/articles/as-conditions-worsen-some-caravan-migrants-seek-to-go-back-home-1543408278

It's a zipper fetish man, every pic he posts has a chick spreading her ass cheeks with **** stained ass cracks. If he's using that as a draw to his site it will be short lived. Just because he like it don't mean 98% of other people do. Not a good business move. If I was a site owner I'd go for...

Ill take SpongeBob any day over some if the adult cartoons supposed grown ups watch. FACT!!!

This vid pretty much says it all :) **** arf ya lazy fucks

No ****, lazy persons cooking. Your standing in front of the fucking stove anyways stirring the marinara and buttering garlic bread. Stir the cot damn pasta in between and your golden. ;)

Smart man, love the pasta water trick, great thickening agent ;)

Off the mouth watering start :drool2: Noms Sexy-Lena Sexy Pattycake Nomming Continues!!! ;)

I've all but given up trying to explain it dude. When the conversation does come up I'll quickly end it by simply saying "If you need oil in the water to prevent sticking, clumping and getting gluey, YOUR NOT COOKING IT CORRECTLY!!!" That usually shuts them down pretty quick but not without a...

Can you believe the 4 fucking day Growing Pains marathon last week? I saw the commercial that on Thanksgiving they would have the marathon but I thought it was just for the day, not 4 fucking days. On day 3 I got home, turned on the TV and it was still on. I detonated man, instant bi-polar...

2 weeks in and getting flowers already. Just gave the girls a fresh nutrient blast so plant appearance will change daily ;)

Let's Get Nomming Started For The Week ;)

Please tell me you didn't add the oil to the pasta water :catpopcorn: :nono:

Exactly, I was personally hoping for a little more ***** but this does send a message loud and clear. I'd be fucking furious if I walked damn near 2000 miles just to get a door slammed in my face. STAY IN YOUR COUNTRY and deal with life like everyone else!!! All that time, effort, energy spent...

Not a bad tip ;)

WOW, Has this happened before? This is crazy, 3 way tie but well deserved by all the mouth watering ladies :drool2: Noms Briana Lee 6 Vicky Carrera 6 Natalie K 6 Congrats to Briana Lee, Vicky Carrera and Natalie K !!!

Sounded like a reasonable day dude. I think I messed up tho. I just ate the last of leftovers turkey and stuffing sammiches smeared in gravy. I'm thinking now I made yet another bad decision. Now I got bubble guts thing going on. I hope it works out in my favor because I only have 1 roll of...

I think it just depends on whose ******. Liberals love when whitey gets ****** with a ***. I've literally seen them celebrate it. Sickening

Ya, some people call Hawaii a state. I call it a forward operating base. But anyways, I'd still rather have a greezy ass burger than some collards. A little bitter for my liking but like I said, you wouldn't catch me turning down a bowl. Oh hell no, as long as not too much vinegar was used. Too...

I say we should give each ******* a free boat ride to France. Imagine the welcoming committee lol. Liberals would be going ape **** sucking ******* cocks lol

They ain't bad, I crave them as much as I would cracklin grits which is never but I wouldn't turn down a bowl full.

Huh? I guess it depends on where you live.

Pretty much, my state has stand your ground. If you even look at me cross-eyed I can paint the back wall with your skull contents. Albeit a small mosaic it's the way it should be. Always

PAHAHAHAHA Illegals try to jump border fences and get tear gassed. Run opposite way. LOL https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/25/world/americas/tijuana-mexico-border.html

I'm not sure if I've seen the contest this close, very hard to choose for sure. :drool2: Noms Briana Lee 5 Vicky Carrera 4 Natalie K 6 About 4 Hours Left To Vote!!! ;)

Meh, she's ok. I could name 5 other Serb bitches that blow her away. But I'm searching big booty black women right now on Google. I ain't got time for other ****

I didn't watch because of preference but i do remember some scene where he was banging this Asian chick with braces that was hot. He was nailing two other chicks in the scene but the asain was way better. Even tho Sean looked like he could barely get it up. But whatever lol :)

Current results Noms Briana Lee Vicky Carrera 1 Natalie K 4 Voting Continues!!! ;)

Let's get voting started for the week :) Noms Briana Lee Vicky Carrera Natalie K Voting Has Started!!! ;)

Even more important than the smorgasbord, how your ****** look? I'll bring 2 cases of **** and some dank. Where you live?

Thanks for the Nom Eric Lindros and a special thanks to Natalie K ^^^ I'm salivating over here :drool2: Noms Briana Lee Vicky Carrera Natalie K Still Time For Noms!!! ;)

I'm gonna eat so much turkey I'll **** a ham. All while watching football ;)