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  1. Shifty

    busty blonde in the blue

    :confused:
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    Sexy MILF brunette

    :brick:
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    who is this squirting MILF?

    :dunno:
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    Who is this ***** mature??

    :dunno:
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    What's Your First Name?

    Joey Joe Joe
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    Borat Theme Played Instead Of Kazakstan National Anthem At Kuwaiti Sporting Event

    I think it was done totally by accident. Apparently the theme was downloaded from the Internet. Judging by the applause at the end, the crowd likely didn't even know. :facepalm: The athlete was incredibly gracious however, considering ...
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    Don't ya wish you had some guns?

    Actually, I'm not anti-***. I've owned guns in the past. I'm anti-arm-an-idiot. I appreciate antique firearms, WW2 vintage in particular. If I did collect these, I would ensure that the firing mechanisms were disabled before storing them in my residence. I am not a hunter. I hunted for a...
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    Don't ya wish you had some nuns?

    After a recent burglary, ****** Gertrude began storing her purse in a more accessible fashion. Not long thereafter she awoke at 3 a.m. and realized her convent was again being invaded. She grabbed her purse and confronted three suspects in the hallway, tickling one suspect several times. The...
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    Don't ya wish you had some nuns?

    ****** Mary was on her way to get some sushi when three teens surrounded her, and one of them punched ****** Mary in the head (the randy little motherfuckers). “One guy to my far right just punched me in the face and started swinging,” ****** Mary said. “At that point, I just pulled my rosary...
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    Don't ya wish you had some guns?

    revidffum, no disrespect intended but you need to put a bit more thought into this. Wasn't it you who pointed out an apparent lack of logic and reason on the board? You quite correctly point out the fact that young people who know little of guns are most mesmerized by them. Yes, you're...
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    Borat Theme Played Instead Of Kazakstan National Anthem At Kuwaiti Sporting Event

    Kazakh athletes were left enraged after a parody of their national anthem from the spoof film "Borat" was played for a gold medallist at a competition in Kuwait. Mariya Dmitriyenko won a gold medal in the 75 target event at the 10th Arab Shooting Championship in Kuwait, when the offending...
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    Don't ya wish you had some guns?

    No 8 year old on this planet should ever have access to a ***.
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    Don't ya wish you had some guns?

    That's totally absurd. You cannot teach *** control to an 8 year old.
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    what game are you playing right now?

    Skyrim
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    Help!My country is blocking porn :(!

    Slight tweak.
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    The Point: Is Monogamy Natural? Sex Addiction? Sex Strike?

    cmon papa ... you'd wank to a gentle breeze.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    eGjgthbNNWE hftR89ygJn0 deqUEOKtRsw
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    Heyooooooo

    Hiya Spexy.
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    What Type Of Pussy Turns You On

    A what? :dunno:
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    This just in....

    Do so and become another statistic. Add to the problem. Yeah, that makes sense, "Stand your ground". Why put any effort at all to focus on finding non-violent solutions to problems when you can just arm yourself so if and when the time comes you can **** someone who is at odds with you?
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    How tall are you?

    6 feet.
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    It's pudding rasslin' night. Who is coming?

    Did *** come out? :dunno:
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    In a Post-Apocalyptic World

    Need to secure a food source first and foremost. And a ***** source.
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    American girls or European girls?

    Euro.
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    This just in....

    Oh, I see. I am beyond logic and reason because I believe that a *** serves one purpose, and one person only. I've never been involved in an altercation that was not resolved using logic and reason.
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    Ask Sabrina Deep, Get your Answer, Rate It

    What was it like being on Howard Stern?
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    Four ****** by moped-riding 'neo-****' outside Jewish school in Toulouse, France

    revidffum, I agree that Sam's question could be considered 'fair'. However, not in this particular thread. This is my point. I never claimed Sam was suggesting anything. I contend that he dropped that phrase in his third post to start trouble. Please refer to...
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    Four ****** by moped-riding 'neo-****' outside Jewish school in Toulouse, France

    Not at all. Sam Fisher got the ball rolling in the third post in the thread. Did he express sympathy? No. Any indication that he felt sorry at all? No. Rather: The 'anti-***' comments after that were all posted in response to him. He continued to spar with others even as these awful...
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    Four ****** by moped-riding 'neo-****' outside Jewish school in Toulouse, France

    I apologized for telling you to fuck off as I should not have - that's all. I've apologized to others here in the same manner in the past when I feel that I'd taken things to far. But this has nothing to do with that at all. Forget that - look past it. Understand? Or call me bipolar. I...
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    This just in....

    Spam
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    This just in....

    Sam, keep it up. Please, I implore you as one of the only members that can actually view what you posted.
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    Four ****** by moped-riding 'neo-****' outside Jewish school in Toulouse, France

    Sam, your logic is so foolish and misplaced, it's really hard to believe. Are you for real? And the fact that you spout this nonsense in this particular thread is incredibly disrespectful and downright absurd. Can you not grasp the fact that most of the regulars have placed you on Ignore?
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    US/Canadian opinion on "The Simpsons", "****** Guy" & "American ***"

    Re: US/Canadian opinion on "The Simpsons", "****** Guy" & "American ***" 1. Would you say that any of these have remained fresh, bringing interesting stories and lots of fun to the typical US/Canadian fan? Yes, for the most part. 2. In your opinion, has any show suffered from a season of...
  34. Shifty

    My Birthday

    Happy Birthday.
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    Don't ya wish you had some guns?

    That's exactly the problem. *** Toting Cowboy
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    I just noticed something.

    You just noticed that huh? What are your expectations for this thread?
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    NOMINATE an OCSM for the March OCSM of the Month contest!!

    Mariah Milano :drool2: :yesyes:
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    Minnesota student asks over 600 porn stars to go to prom with him

    It's been done. Howard Stern set a guy up with Houston like ten years ago. He took her to the prom and they had a brief relationship.
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    Words

    Hossenfeffer
  40. Shifty

    Drive

    Fuck Off STDiva.
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    Would You Meet a Freeones Member?

    What do you plan to do with all that semen? :confused:
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    What should STDiva do tomorrow?

    *** into a brisk wind.
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    Would You Meet a Freeones Member?

    Who the flying fuck are you? What have you done with Sir J.J. McStyro, BA, MBA, PHD, HIJKLMNOP, Esquire ?
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    Mods/Petra...

    Sorry, I just wanted my own sub-forum. :dunno:
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    When STDiva goes to bed tonight

    Oh, there's no rush.
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    Mods/Petra...

    While you're at it, could you make a sub-forum for bitches, whiners and complainers? :D :yesyes:
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