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    Question for FreeOnes actresses, producers, entreprenuers of Porn!

    if i were hiring i would certainly see that as a plus! nothing beats versatility.
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    Woman Anal Fucked Soo Deep She ***** Up her Meal!!

    i can imagine that ruins the mood like no other...:facepalm:
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    Suburbia Hell

    could be worse. being single where i live would truly be terrible. unless you like haggard middle aged chicks or disgusting foul tempered fat girls and crack heads of course. nearly all the pretty chicks are either lesbians, pretend to be lesbians, are happily taken or simply don't go out...
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    East vs. West

    i personally prefer the west coast. the northern half of it at least. just all around more enjoyable in my opinion than the parts of the east coast i've visited.
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    Stan! WTF? Seriously.....

    only from the waist down, if you get what i'm saying ;)
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    Question for FreeOnes actresses, producers, entreprenuers of Porn!

    you know what you should do is get a loan, get a camera, some lights and rent one of those open store fronts on your street and start up your very own production company. you could be the writer, directer and producer and camera man. maybe even the male talent if you've got what it takes meaning...
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    Woman watched NASCAR with deceased man for over a year.

    god damn, i can't even imagine watching that much nascar...i can't even tolerate a single race. oh yeah and that's a seriously unhealthy level of attachment.
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    Stan! WTF? Seriously.....

    (insert something that sounds like an inside joke that 99% of the board here doesn't get to make me seem like i'm one the cool ****)
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    Dry finger ***** by my girlfriend??? Seriously. No joke.

    well, no one will ever know, his meth lab blew up and he perished.
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    Strippers, strippers and even more strippers!

    what about people who fuck the strippers after they're off work? :dunno:
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    Ok FreeOnes peeps... help out a fellow FreeOnes member and major cutie: Jade Parker

    Re: Ok FreeOnes peeps... help out a fellow FreeOnes member and major cutie: Jade Park regardless of the reasons for or details of the ****** i hope you find happiness in whatever you end up doing.
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    Woman Anal Fucked Soo Deep She ***** Up her Meal!!

    i wasn't aware that RealDolls™ were capable of ingesting meals let alone ***** them back up...that's a little too much realism for my simulation tastes :eek:
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    Scary Movie vs Blazing Saddles

    blazing saddles is definitely better although the first scary movie was very good too. the second wasn't bad but after that they went down the shitter...
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    Want to know what porn star your girlfriend looks like?

    well he looks just like the emperor from star wars...:dunno:
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    Would you accept to be a girl for a while ?

    yeah i don't see it either...
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    Summerland Tour!! :D

    oh god...i just came :o:shy:
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    why the hell are these girls shaving their heads?

    like most styles, fashions etc it really depends on the girl. some pull it off, others don't. i just don't like the styles that everyone seems to get regardless of whether it works for them or not. like the rihanna deal with no hair in the back and crazy bangs that everyone had a few years back...
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    Marine Corps Ball

    that is one of the main qualifications for the position...if you're scary as fuck and can yell in peoples faces all day every day then you've got it :D
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    Blonde: natural or fake

    it's really circumstantial...varies too much from subject to subject to say for me.
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    why the hell are these girls shaving their heads?

    that's a gnarly power mullet! i'd still put my penis in her if she asked though...
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    I am thinking about becoming a Cam Model..

    would that make you a OCSMM then?
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! that's good. how's life?
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    Why are women on dating sites so horribly unattractive?

    you mean...go out!? :surprise:
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    Should Van Halen Play Halftime At The Superbowl?

    sure. just so long as there's no wardrobe oopsie malfunctions :eek:
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    Movies you don't understand how anyone can NOT like.

    i think that might have been alisa.
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    Why are women on dating sites so horribly unattractive?

    do you realize how little time it takes to make a post? with my rough calculations he's right around 19-20 posts per day. that can be accomplished in well under an hour. this post here only took me a minute at best. that leaves plenty of spare time for work, life, dating etc...:thumbsup:
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    General Motors - Its time has past

    unfortunately what the CAN build and what they USUALLY build are two very different things...
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    Fuck in a moving vehicle

    i fucked while driving once in high school...looking back not the best idea but there wasn't any traffic and now i can say it happened :dunno:
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! we all misunderstood someone who complimented her legs but his lack of punctuation made it seem as though he was insulting them...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    accident of birth by bruce dickinson
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    Best compliment to pizza?

    garlic bread goes awesome with pizza...so do hot wings. i'm hungry now.
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    Someone please bump this poll in 9 years.

    time is an illusion and all that...still :facepalm:
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    Someone please bump this poll in 9 years.

    no! :facepalm: it hasn't been nine (9) years yet...
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    General Motors - Its time has past

    agreed. i prefer to own vehicles that i can fix myself. what's sad in my opinion with modern vehicles is that many of them are actually very well built and designed from a mechanical aspect and their poor reliability and their failures are often caused by the over engineered and convoluted...
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    Internet will remain FREE! European Parliament rejects ACTA!

    but...but...'merica! landofthefree! :facepalm:
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    Would you accept to be a girl for a while ?

    lol i think chicks would find a lot more amusement out of being a dude than the other way around...it's seems that way from their reactions to the idea anyway
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    Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

    Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! yeah i was gonna say, harleys got pretty nice legs actually
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    Why is it that only Black and White guys are allowed in porn?

    i want to know why i don't see more gingers in porn :dunno:
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    Internet will remain FREE! European Parliament rejects ACTA!

    being vague was intentional ;)
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    Happy 4th to the Americans! Here's some pictures to help celebrate with a BANG!

    it was cold and rainy today...not stoked :(
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    14-year-old refuses implant unlike her ****** and four sisters (PIC)

    i dunno...the pound mark would indicate uk but that doesn't necessarily mean anything. i do know i'd happily stick my penis in the one next to far left.
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    God particle is 'found': Scientists announce Higgs boson particle has been discovered

    Re: God particle is 'found': Scientists announce Higgs boson particle has been discov it just confirms that they're on the right track and not theorizing way off base. like the discovery of space...
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    Would you accept to be a girl for a while ?

    bullshit... anyway, yeah i'd probably give it a shot. why not? so long as i could go back to being a dude....
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    I just discovered that this person exists...

    stress will fuck you up man...gotta let it out :eek:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    paint it black cover by glenn tipton
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    Need advice; marriage or love

    no doubt...it's funny, my girlfriend and i have been together a little over five years now without getting married. we were engaged once about a year and a half in but called it off because we realized we weren't ready. in my opinion a couple is ready to get married when the marriage won't...
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