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  1. Elwood70

    Ferdinand Porsche designer of 911 dead at 76

    Yes. If you look at the slide-show from the article; you'll see how timeless the design is. It hasn't really changed since it's inception. RIP F.A.
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    Miss Hybrid

    Ah...that would've worked..if I could find one that worked worth a good-goddamn... What can I say? I didn't catch the joke. I've got a lot of **** on my mind..... Well; I'd be delighted to, it's just that I'm stuck in Baltimore and...... Oh wait; you meant an update? Well in all honesty...
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    Miss Hybrid

    Are you asking me for one?
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    Are you happy? You should be.

    To clarify: At the moment; I have no job, no car, and barely any money. Am I happy? Fuck,no. I still have my health (for the most part), a semi-warm place to *****, ******, friends, and Internet. Am I thankful for what I have? Hell; yes. So; I should be thankful for what I do have - and I am...
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    Miss Hybrid

    Ah; that explains it - and yes, I know what you mean.:D
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    Amplifier pioneer dies at 88

    RIP Jim.....Duane and Jimi are waiting...:cool:
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    Miss Hybrid

    What is "NRT"?
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    Miss Hybrid

    It has arrived. I just read the Foreword for the U.S. Version. Is it strange that I'm actually looking forward to this?
  9. Elwood70

    Are you happy? You should be.

    There's a difference between "happy" and "thankful".....
  10. Elwood70

    Peitition to ban *****'s Victim

    Oh; so that's what happened.....I always wondered about that...;)
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Dammit; I was looking for this thread the other night.... Maybe I'll bookmark it.
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    Miss Hybrid

    As of 3:00AM EST); I'll have been awake for 40 hours straight....with no chemical assistance whatsoever. I'm starting to see things move that shouldn't be moving. Fuck it; I'm going for my age... Oh; and MissHybrid and Larss? I finally got "The Book" from Amazon...it'll be here Monday. Now...
  13. Elwood70

    the most overrated movies?????

    Then please don't consider this a botched hit: I've never seen "Reservoir Dogs"...
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    Who is the funniest comedian currently working?

    He is currently working through Paul Mooney.:D ...and I'm sure that even now, somewhere out there in comedy-land, somebody is stealing his act. Maybe not his material..but his act.
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    It's great! I added it to my collection....

    It's great! I added it to my collection....
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    Holy **** man; I just last night saw this: [IMG] ...and I damn near fell outta my chair...

    Holy **** man; I just last night saw this: [IMG] ...and I damn near fell outta my chair!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
  17. Elwood70

    This is my moment of hypocrisy: I like the fact that the rules have relaxed slightly - My one...

    This is my moment of hypocrisy: I like the fact that the rules have relaxed slightly - My one and only ban so far was for telling Will E. "Fuck You...." oh; I'm sorry, it was just for that, by Georges, no less - but I also agree with you. I think I have that same .gif; might have to break it...
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    ...and I see what you there, too. It was the inspiration though. I have that pic with a...

    ...and I see what you there, too. It was the inspiration though. I have that pic with a "What....the....fuck" caption. In that scene, that's exactly what he was thinking imho.And now you know the rest of the story....:D
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    Well; it's on that thread...it's pretty uneventful, and yeah...you're right. It's pretty fuckin'...

    Well; it's on that thread...it's pretty uneventful, and yeah...you're right. It's pretty fuckin' stupid.
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    Thanks. Pryor is a true spiritual inspiration to me - still.

    Thanks. Pryor is a true spiritual inspiration to me - still.
  21. Elwood70

    Who is the funniest comedian currently working?

    Richard Belzer. Anyone who ridicules that doesn't know their ****.
  22. Elwood70

    Who is the funniest comedian currently working?

    Richard Pryor should be mentioned in this fuckin' thread because of all of the fuckin' guys - and women - that are still doing his act. Exactly. He gets a pass... he helped write all those great Richard Pryor albums.
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    Did you see my subsequent response? That pretty much covers it....

    Did you see my subsequent response? That pretty much covers it....
  24. Elwood70

    When did I explicitly say I would?

    When did I explicitly say I would?
  25. Elwood70

    the most overrated movies?????

    I think GoodFellas is MUCH better than Scarface :D Scarface (1983) just did not age well at all; not to mention all the wanna-be gangstas that worship it.Everything is so...dated. The soundtrack; the clothes, the schlock factor and the fact that it's been quoted to death. Granted; so has...
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    The Trolls Of Freeones Talk

    The attitude is what you make it.Don't like a thread; or the tone of the replies, don't respond to it. A lot of the supposed "personal attacks" are just ball-busting. It took me some time to realize that. During that time; I kept my fucking mouth - and hands - silent. People only rile you up as...
  27. Elwood70

    Tell him whatever will help him to decide to get the fuck out... :cool:

    Tell him whatever will help him to decide to get the fuck out... :cool:
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    Dammit; am I that easy!? :D ...and don't get me started on the Colts..

    Dammit; am I that easy!? :D ...and don't get me started on the Colts..
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    Don't ya wish you had some guns?

    Can't we ever have a calm, rational discussion about this? Damn...
  30. Elwood70

    Michael Bay Taking ‘Mutant’ Out of ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Reboot

    Quote from Michael Bay: Teenagers from back in the day....or teenagers now?:eek:
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    The Trolls Of Freeones Talk

    Yep; they always go fast...
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    The Trolls Of Freeones Talk

    Aww; you always know how to make a guy a guy feel special.. Thanks.. Bad day. Motherfuckas can't get rid of me that easy... Thanks. But if I chose to; I'd be the biggest and best troll the board has ever seen.. I thought I heard something.....:D Too busy disposing of a body...oh yeah...
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    The Trolls Of Freeones Talk

    Nice to see I'm being fucking ignored.... Thanks for the fun guys- I'm out...
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    The Trolls Of Freeones Talk

    Evidently; "Troll" is the newest word to be ****** to the point that it has no meaning. There are no true "trolls" here. What we've seen here is not trolling.....it's a feeble attempt at such.
  35. Elwood70

    the best sound on earth?

    A big-block V-8 through headers and glasspack mufflers- without catalytic converters... 2wD64vlMxLA
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    What is the greatest sporting event/moment you've witnessed?

    Do you mean "witness" as in actually there; or watched on TV? Fuck it; I'll answer both... Watched on TV: Cal Ripken, Jr. breaking Lou Gehrig's consecutive-games streak on September 6,1995 Actually there: Eddie Murray hit home run #500 as a Baltimore Oriole at Camden Yards. I was with my...
  37. Elwood70

    Why are so many girls in "the biz" smoking weed?

    Tobacco "grows from the ground". Just sayin'....
  38. Elwood70

    Pat Robertson believes Peyton Manning should get hurt this year

    Why does anybody pay attention to this motherfucker!?
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    Would You Meet a Freeones Member?

    2drv0joKUcA ;)
  40. Elwood70

    Two Ex Porn Stars Uncover the Truth About Porn

    You have gonads? Well; that adds a whole new fanbase, doesn't it? ;)
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    Would You Meet a Freeones Member?

    That depends...are you buying?
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    Would You Meet a Freeones Member?

    Sounds good to me; but I still may bring a sawed-off 12 gauge with a ****** grip. Y'know; in case we run into a roving pack of anti-porn activists.... I'll meet anyone here.It's a open invitation to Baltimore where The Wire is a way of life...
  43. Elwood70

    Hi -- new solo amateur :) (Pics and Introduction)

    Welcome to the pretty lady!!
  44. Elwood70

    Would You Meet a Freeones Member?

    Without a doubt (but with a .45, just in case) I would meet certain members.
  45. Elwood70

    Which one makes the most sense?

    Depends on the cars in question. I'd take a 1976 K-code Dodge Royal Monaco over pretty much any new car...
  46. Elwood70

    Jason Voorhees vs. Michael Myers

    Michael Myers. He's a hell of a lot scarier to me because he could be anywhere. In order to have an encounter with Jason - at least initially - you had to go to the camp.Michael Myers could be anywhere;in any average suburban neighborhood.....like the one I grew up in. ...come to think of it...
  47. Elwood70

    Your sig is fuckin' awesome...

    Your sig is fuckin' awesome...
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    Rank your five favorite television series of all time. ( Can be any type of series. )

    Re: Rank your five favorite television series of all time. ( Can be any type of serie Homicide-Life On The Street NCIS M*A*S*H Law & Order - All of them Burn Notice I could easily name five more...:cool:
  49. Elwood70

    If you could do it all over again... What profession would you most like to be doing?

    Re: If you could do it all over again... What profession would you most like to be do Every time I see this type of thread;I always have a small list of things I'd do differently which would end up altering my current reality. And then I realize.....what's stopping me now? Nothing.
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