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  1. Elwood70

    Ask Me Anything [Dare Ya]

    Well; someone better fix the entry then: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Candy_Man
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    The Onion Under Fire for Calling Quvenzhane Wallis the C-Word

    "The C-word"? You know you can say "cunt" on this board, right? ...and as long as it's done properly in context (not directed at a specific member).
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    Was your first time all you'd thought it would be?

    No; but it was still pretty fuckin' good.
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    How sough after are American women worldwide?

    My first reaction upon seeing and reading this thread: "Oh fuck; here we go again...." My second reaction: You all realize of course; that "American Woman" ain't exactly a compliment... Now; I've gotta go back and give out some rep.....
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    Let Me Ask You Anything

    Wait; we gotta keep raising our hands? ****.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual pic that made you cum today The third one from the top is Faye Reagen
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    Let Me Ask You Anything

    When I initially meet someone,my sense of humor. Of course; depending on how things have progressed,later on I've gotten some other answers/ compliments. ;)
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    Let Me Ask You Anything

    You're the one who wanted the answers.....you just have to ask the right questions.:D (I'm a bit of a smart-ass;in case you were wondering..:cool: )
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    Let Me Ask You Anything

    Put it this way: I wouldn't stop her. :cool: (There's more to me than my love for Aria....:D )
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    Would you wear a Freeones Product in Public?

    Yes; I would. I've never given a **** about fashion trends or whatever people think of me, so why start now?
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    Let Me Ask You Anything

    Aria Giovanni......Miss Hybrid is further away, and could never get her "hurting gear" through customs.:cool: Next?
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    Let Me Ask You Anything

    Fire away.....:cool:
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    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    I'm getting ready to change it; but this is what I currently have:
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    Courtney Stodden turns 18, is 'flooded' with porn offers

    She looks like ten miles of bad road.....
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    Mandy Flores 1st thread! Let the addiction begin!

    Not for long...:D
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    Mandy Flores 1st thread! Let the addiction begin!

    Damn... I disappear for a few months (not by choice); and when I come back, you actually got hotter. Didn't think that was possible.....:cool:
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    And I thought the new Mustang was awesome. Check out the 2013 Camaro

    I always thought-and still do - that the new Camaro looks like Godzilla stepped on an old Camaro.
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    Corpse found in L.A. hotel's water tank

    "The water did have a funny taste," I guess so...that's why I never ***** the water when I'm at a hotel. Just the *****.
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    The Average Porn Star: NOT quite what you expected!

    I'm amused by the fact that the phrase "***** with" is still used in the context of porn.
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    A fun thread: When you were born, what movie won the BEST PICTURE Award?

    Maybe; but I haven't been here in a while, so fuck it :D: April 7, 1970 Best picture: ‘Midnight Cowboy’ ("I'm walkin'here!") The Oscars are held at Dorothy Chandler Pavilion. The show is picketed by blacks protesting the lack of black musicians in the orchestra and Latinos upset about...
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    Blade Runner Oscar Pistorius charged with ****** after shooting girlfriend dead

    Can we stop calling this fucking whackjob "Blade Runner" now? What a waste of a great nickname.....
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    Who is the lame brain to come up with this slogan?

    ****; I'm a lifelong Oriole fan, and I'd LOVE to go to Wrigley. I even know the address: 1060 W. Addison....Guess how I know that? :cool:
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    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    I feel for you guys - and I'm not being sarcastic this time. I'm not a huge NHL fan, but I remember the last baseball lockout/ strike and it was the same to me. Here's hoping they get their **** together.
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    r.i.p Michael Clarke Duncan

    RIP. ...all the good ones die young. I'm gonna live to be a thousand.....
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    Music in each decade is typically defined

    QFT..... and because the rep limit. Every generation has that group that hates on the music. We hear more of it because if the Internet; and the Internet is also where to find go music. The technology has evolved. I'm not sure about the people, however.
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    What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?

    Got arrested for DWI....three times. I can still remember what I blew on the Breathalyzer for all three.
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    >>> The Board has been updated! Read about the changes or report bugs!

    I tried to rep you for that post.......
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    What is with all the plastic surgery and plump lips

    What a coincidence...so am I.:cool:
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    A serious question

    Simple: I don't give a fuck.
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    Where were you on this date?

    I wasn't even thought of......my parents were too busy with my older *******....my ****** wasn't even born yet. Goddammit;why did I even reply to this thread!?
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    Hanna Hilton or Jelena Jensen

    Jelena Jensen ....without a doubt
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    2012 MLB Thread

    http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/standings ..just saying.....
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    A Short Guide to the Internet Troll

    What we're seeing here is not "trolling". It's a very feeble attempt at such. "Trolling" is apparently the latest word that has been completely diluted of its' meaning.
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    An Apology To Harley Spencer

    Okay; I just read the thread; and I agree: No one should apologize . Cheaters deserve everything they get.
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    An Apology To Harley Spencer

    What the fuck?
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    Idea To **** Trolls

    You guys are calling motherfuckers on here "trolls"!? You have no idea......
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual pic that made you cum today I'm getting way too many "forbiddens" to enjoy this thread...
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    Hotdogs

    Sawed-off .12 gauge with a ******-grip. A Boomstick; if you will.... :-)
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    Hotdogs

    QFT. There's a place right up the road from here that sells them..... they're great, but one of these days I'm going to make a road-trip and get 'em right from the source. The only place I like green olives is in a martini.
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    Hotdogs

    Spicy mustard and onions FTW.
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    The invisible borders that define American culture.

    Maryland is only Southern based on the Mason-Dixon line.The impression I've always had was that MD. was a Southern state...until the South started to lose. IMO; the "South" doesn't really start until somewhere near Richmond, VA.
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    The invisible borders that define American culture.

    The sweet tea one isn't accurate. I'm in Baltimore, MD...and sweet tea is everywhere.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    _emq_NzO7H8
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    Mandy Flores 1st thread! Let the addiction begin!

    Wait; what? :D
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    Who would you make out with for hours?

    I can't believe I'm giving a serious reply to this; but... Nikki Nova Aria Giovanni Raylene Harley Spencer Miss Hybrid Mandy Flores Lisa Ann Gianna Michaels I'm sure I'll think of more.....
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    Five Guys Voted America’s Best Burger Joint In New Survey

    I haven't had all of the choices listed -which is why I didn't vote - but Five Guys is fucking awesome....
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    *********'s Good But How Great Is Heroin?

    Maybe; but that's only a movie. "If the orgasm is the ultimate experience that we (humans) can have, then heroin is a close second". - Steven Tyler (I think he would know...call it a hunch)
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    Young girls with blown-out boxes...whyyyy!

    So; let me get this right: You saw that pic; and the first thing you noticed was the shoes ...and feet !? Wow. :D
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    What is your Profession?

    At he moment - and for over a year - not a goddamn thing.
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    Conservatives/Republicans, what is the worst thing about the right?

    My question is this: Why is everyone in such a hurry to label themselves as one or the other? Whatever happened to free thought?
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