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It's been a pretty extended mid-life crisis because he's been living like this for a long-ass time. Of course, if he were a rock star and behaving this way, we wouldn't be so critical...

(Back in the 70's, we used PCP to attain superhuman strength and we didn't need costumes because the normal clothes were wacky enough.) "This man dons a mask to spank richly deserving porn-starlets in the City of Angels. Unlike most, he works in broad daylight."

You weren't kidding about that magic IP changer! We're neck-and-neck with Elegant Angel and a few more votes will push us into the finals. Please vote! P.S. Here are some nice recent galleries from our pop-up free Free Gallery Site: http://www.teasersvod.net/Gallery/

Lindsay's just acting like a lot of people her age (she's only 24 and has a lot of money which facilitates her bad behavior.) But Charlie is middle-aged, and there's a big difference between being an addict in your 20's and being an addict in you 40's.

I would have to concur that about the only thing that would make a pornographer take down a vid was if the girl turned out to be ********. Technically, the performers have to have two forms of I.D. and there's this really arcane fling system devised by the FBI to keep producers on the level...

That is pretty badass. Now I see why he gets the big bucks.

I'd **** to see the guy's penis!

Love him or **** him, you gotta admit the guy had balls of pure brass, impeaching the Mighty Clinton for "fringe benefits" while he himself was banging extramarital beaver. That's a politician right there.

It would be funny if the guy's **** got ahold of it and bent the pages and spilled grape juice on it. My *** never forgave us for his Superman #1.

:dito:

Do dominance butt-fuckings count as gay?

So true. So true.

Fuckmunster

Re: Jenna Brooks http://www.teasersvod.net/Gallery/Photo_Gallery/2009/Autumn/JennaBrooks/Upskirt_pt2/JBrooks_upskirtPt2.html

Set Three from this series is the one she gets completely nekkid, and there will be many shots of her tiny-little ones.

Re: Jenna Brooks http://www.teasersvod.net/Gallery/Photo_Gallery/2009/Autumn/JennaBrooks/Upskirt_pt3/JBrooks_upskirtPt3.html

http://www.teasersvod.net/Gallery/Photo_Gallery/2009/Autumn/JennaBrooks/Upskirt_pt1/JBrooks_upskirtPt1.html

http://www.teasersvod.net/Gallery/Photo_Gallery/2010/Winter/AprilONeil/Upskirt_Pt6/April_upskirt6.html Few of my past faves—Nature blessed April and in blessing her she blessed us all.

http://www.teasersvod.net/Gallery/Photo_Gallery/2010/Autumn/GigiRivera/Bikini_Pt1/GRivera_BikiniPt1.html

Dawson owned that show.

Good news about the bus stop, and the watery stools!

Finally, someone who gets it.

Not necessarily. The commercial is good, but the GIF out-of-context is sublime.

They're actually quite tiny, but very succulent. (My theory is she's so young, they just haven't had a chance to develop yet!) You'll get to judge for yourself soon as I'm just about to crank out 3 sweet galleries from this shoot and everything, front and back, will be on full display...

Of course we also made him dress up like this, so, you be the judge:

Thanks man. I worked hard matching that license plate blur and lighting to the original—wasn't sure anyone was going to notice! That's why you never underestimate the mighty "El Gato".

On the street or in people's pants?

Hell fucking yes, and it was as good as you'd expect. A good stripper knows how to perform, on the stage and in the bedroom. It's an ancient and very respectable art.

If you think that's good, you should see what we got Chief doing these days. He's our on-cam man and he's basically paid to spank bottoms and fondle boobs. And he gets a good rate too!!!

I like yer style, ***.

She might even let you take a picture with her, and while you are doing it, show wouldn't be upset if your hand slipped down to cup her beautiful ass-cheek. Such things are not unheard of on our shoots.

What they don't tell you is that the ragu that spilled was made entirely of cat meat.

Awesome bewbage

Re: April O'Neal / FTV April / April (Ambya / Ambya.com) http://www.teasersvod.net/Gallery/Photo_Gallery/2010/Summer/AprilONeil2/bikini_pt2/AONeil2_bikiniPt2.html

Fresh off the Gallerymill: http://www.teasersvod.net/Gallery/Photo_Gallery/2010/Summer/AprilONeil2/bikini_pt2/AONeil2_bikiniPt2.html

Latest report I've heard is they're going to merge it with the ***** Franchise.

Rock on

yeah yeah—show me trees doing anal I'll be impressed.

People smoke crack in the Ghetto you fuckin' racist. But seriously, at least she's only snorting at this point. The day she tries freebase, that's when it's game over.

At least the money will go far in Zimb

In the original versions, they showed the cat banging two ***** chicks but it was deemed to be lewd.

'cept the Kadaf has pissed off King Abdullah so he can't go there like Idi. I think he's gonna go down shooting.

Buy some Nunchucks. (You can never have too many Nunchucks.)

You are the MasterExploder

Roman L'Pansky

Not even joking here, but look a Kadaffi's face then imagine what his actual penis actually looks like. Man that fuckers gotta be ugly.

Shot Through the Heart It's about two friends on the Yugoslavian Olympic Sharpshooting Team who end up on different sides during the Siege of Sarajevo. The film is based on a true story and an article called Anti-Sniper by John Falk (published in the November, 1995 issue of Details magazine.)

They guy talks about all this visionary bullshit, but at the end of the day, all he can think of to do with his site is monetize it in the crassest way possible. I guess it never occurred to him that he didn't have to be quite such a corporate scumbag about it.