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  1. Ike Stain

    Seriously... how can you support ABORTIONS????

    Probably because society wants to punish the former more harshly, while the latter performs what is widely accepted and and unfortunate necessity.
  2. Ike Stain

    Who the hell is Ike Stain?

    That's what I've been trying to figure out.
  3. Ike Stain

    Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS flag

    Re: Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS Probably because they were wearing makeup and skin-tight leather studded outfits, no one took it too seriously. Plus they were led by a full-blooded Jew. But I do remember there being some controversy, now...
  4. Ike Stain

    Girls saying "I love you" in a scene when getting fucked

    Man, you must be needing some love. Come on you fuckers! Find this young man some vids!
  5. Ike Stain

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    Fucking Bastards all of you!
  6. Ike Stain

    Is love what comes from your penis, or is love what comes from your heart?

    If my mind is in my penis, what is in my skull?
  7. Ike Stain

    Old Farts Only: Steve McGarrett (Jack Lord Era) or Captain Kirk (Wiliam Shatner Era)

    While Kirk is arguably the more influential, there is a simple goodness to Steve McGarrett. That plus the hair tips the scales for me towards McGarrett.
  8. Ike Stain

    Best Film / TV Opening Theme?

    None of you mopes are even in the neighborhood. AepyGm9Me6w
  9. Ike Stain

    My moral dilemma

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  10. Ike Stain

    Whitney Stevens

  11. Ike Stain

    Terrorists have ****** 3,000+ Americans since 2001!

    What about running with scissors? That takes a few.
  12. Ike Stain

    From Penthouse November 1988

    Fuck yeah, I wanked to her. Too bad the scan is so poor.
  13. Ike Stain

    Fetus Dumpster

    I think this was actually policy for a while there. That's the Twentieth Century for ya.
  14. Ike Stain

    Seriously... how can you support ABORTIONS????

    Bill Cosby suggested it be allowed up to the age of majority: "I brought you into this world, I'll take you out." -Dr. Bill Cosby
  15. Ike Stain

    Candy You Couldn't Stand When You Were A *** and Still Can't Stand!

    Fucking Dots Candy. That **** was way too fucking chewey. What the fuck?
  16. Ike Stain

    Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS flag

    Re: Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS Yeah, I have to support these guys, what we ask them to do, but for fucks sake, change the fucking font! They definitely deserve to get at least chewed out.
  17. Ike Stain

    Is love what comes from your penis, or is love what comes from your heart?

    I have a hard time with this one.
  18. Ike Stain

    My moral dilemma

    I didn't really read the part in the middle, but I read the first sentence and the end. If it's about a chick. Move on. That is pretty much always my advice. As a wise man once said:
  19. Ike Stain

    Bacon or Sex?

    Don't tell me that. I just bought 9 cases!
  20. Ike Stain

    Can you wank if the dog is in the room?

    :rofl2: That is one of the eternal questions
  21. Ike Stain

    Fetus Dumpster

    First of all, that had to be one big motherfucking dumpster! Second, some guy had to count all those fetuses. I know it's a tough economy, but what a job! I hope at least she wore gloves.
  22. Ike Stain

    Obama on Acid

    The second one was weak, but I laughed my ass off at the first one. :rofl2: It actually Raised my opinion of the President. :) YmsketVqJEg The "***** Speech Fail" is classic, and it really humanizes the guy for me. No **** I respect his conviction, and courage to defend himself even...
  23. Ike Stain

    Bacon or Sex?

    Sex with Kevin— Pretty much the only way, outside of fucking uncooked meat!
  24. Ike Stain

    If they offered you the job of President would you take it, and if you took it

    This is pretty comprehensive. Aside from the immigration thing, you got my vote. Let me know if you ever consider making a run for it!
  25. Ike Stain

    Would you wank into your bosses food if you knew you could get away with it?

    Sounds like it was warranted. I usually dunk my balls in these types of cases as well, just for the extra-smile factor. Nothing better than them sipping their *****, repeatedly asking "Why are you smiling like that?"
  26. Ike Stain

    It's possible to sometimes do or say racist things and not be a racist

    True. For instance the false perception that Welfare is a "black problem" when recipients are divided pretty evenly between whites, blacks and hispanics. (http://www.acf.hhs.gov/programs/ofa/character/fy2009/tab08.htm) Of course, this does kind of reinforce positive stereotypes about Asians...
  27. Ike Stain

    Combating ******** in the workplace

    See, this is what I'm talking about— thinking! No chance against my Old-School Metal Wastepaper Basket. Listen to Rey C— you'll need some kind of shield.
  28. Ike Stain

    By what Standards are we going by in here?

    PS I never called you a racist, just suggested that the picture was. The new pic is much more badass anyway, so, win-win.
  29. Ike Stain

    By what Standards are we going by in here?

    All I know is, what a job, counting aborted fetuses that have likely been out in the sun for a few days. You also got to assume that racoons and coyotes had probably been at them, so some of the count is going to have to be based on partial remains. Just wow! That guy's probably not eating...
  30. Ike Stain

    It's possible to sometimes do or say racist things and not be a racist

    I know I've been guilty of this. How about you?
  31. Ike Stain

    Can you wank if the dog is in the room?

    It takes courage!
  32. Ike Stain

    Genetic Engineers are getting close to being able to create an new sex orifice

    Now's your chance to get in on this coming breakthrough. Post your ideas for where this orifice should be located and what it should be called.
  33. Ike Stain

    Seriously... how can you support ABORTIONS????

    Honestly, it's better than allowing them to be born then exposing them in the wilderness as is traditionally done.
  34. Ike Stain

    What team should Peyton Manning play for in 2012?

    He should coach. No one wants to see another Brett Farve so soon after last Brett Farve.
  35. Ike Stain

    Mods and admin. I need answers

    PS Who the hell is rustyjams39?
  36. Ike Stain

    Mods and admin. I need answers

    I'm actually kind of intrigued now too...
  37. Ike Stain

    Combating ******** in the workplace

    What's your go-to weapon? I love the stapler for its ****** factor, but as anyone who's taken a few to the face will know, it's largely superficial wound-wise and has no stopping power, so ultimately the old-school metal wastepaper basket is going to be my first choice. Effective as both a...
  38. Ike Stain

    Can you wank if the dog is in the room?

    State you answer and reason.
  39. Ike Stain

    In a fight who would win? Tiger Vs Lion

    You want it to be lion, because of the mane, but it's tiger. it's been proved.
  40. Ike Stain

    Do you like getting fucking PUMPED ?

    Post you favorite stories here of getting pumped.
  41. Ike Stain

    Bacon or Sex?

    Bacon flavored K-Y. It's almost too obvious!
  42. Ike Stain

    Does the cock love the anus more than the vag?

    You'd need a Schrödinger Box, but it would be incredible, no doubt!
  43. Ike Stain

    Greatest Military Strategist?

    Osama Bin Ladin. With only 19 soldiers he bankrupted the west.
  44. Ike Stain

    Bug Juice

    Post recipes here: Ike's Famous Bug Juice 1 quart Coolaid 1 quart Gin 1 quart Wood ******* 1 jigger Formaldehyde ***** quickly!
  45. Ike Stain

    looking for porn christina aguilera

    Another reason Madonna will always be #1 :female: :female: :female: She fucking brung it! :female: :female: :female: :female:
  46. Ike Stain

    Stunning euro babe

    She certainly seems to like taking a cock, whoever she is!
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