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  1. Ike Stain

    Senator says life begins at Ejaculation

    pretty much. I already have a class action suit going.
  2. Ike Stain

    Need some help from fellow pot smokers...

    Jesus, he's probably half out of his mind on pot by now.
  3. Ike Stain

    They promised me Mars and I got the Internet.

    Seriously. It's a good deal.
  4. Ike Stain

    Need some help from fellow pot smokers...

    I don't know about that. A joint of ********* is only about the equivalent of smacking your self in the forehead 7 or 8 times hard in terms of brain damage. [This is from an NIH study. When I was incarcerated and unable to smoke pot, I relied on this alternate method.] However it does...
  5. Ike Stain

    Would you support "Death Penalty by Challenge"

    Don't worry. I'm only out on furlough.
  6. Ike Stain

    Would you support "Death Penalty by Challenge"

    if the condemned waived their right against cruel and unusual for a one and only chance to win their freedom?
  7. Ike Stain

    If you were ****** to Cage Fight against a Lion, Silverback Gorilla, or Grizzly?

    The real flaw with this poll is, when you're about to get into this match, the insane billionaire who set it up for the amusement of himself and his friends tends not to give you a choice, ironically because really rich people tend to be cheap bastards and he's not going to pay for the three...
  8. Ike Stain

    Feds Shutdown Top File-Sharing Site, Megaupload Today

    As someone who suffers from piracy, I think it's probably not the worst thing to steal content if you really don't have the money (porn being for many what the loaf of bread was to Jean Valjean,) but if you do have the money, it makes it even more important to pay to support the content you...
  9. Ike Stain

    [SOLVED] Topless chick with a machine *** animated gif...

    Someone needs to start a website that is all topless chicks firing automatic weapons. I'm pretty sure Gigi Rivera did some of this, but her breasts are small, so the effect is not a full as it could be.
  10. Ike Stain

    Who should deal with Iran?

    Most of you young bucks are too young to remember President Reagan joking on a mic he though was off (quote) "Lets nuke the Russians." These guys are politicians which means what they say and what they do are usually not the same. Another point: Chavez has terminal cancer so all this...
  11. Ike Stain

    Who should deal with Iran?

    You gotta consider than most of the Iranian rhetoric is target toward their own people to keep them from thinking about how fucked up their country and economy are. I heard Pat Buchanan lat night talking about how this who issue is complete bullshit, whipped up by the American media (to sell...
  12. Ike Stain

    black girls are ugly as hell

    :rofl2: My guess is he's probably just a *** who hasn't been around much.
  13. Ike Stain

    If you were ****** to Cage Fight against a Lion, Silverback Gorilla, or Grizzly?

    Gorilla because there's always a chance he'll let you off with a simple dominance butt-fucking
  14. Ike Stain

    black girls are ugly as hell

    Come to my neighborhood, you'll see some of the most beautiful black girls in the world. You definitely need to travel more.
  15. Ike Stain

    ******* INSIDE her pussy

    Looks like someone took their grumpy pills today! PS I still say ******* in a woman's vagina is a horrible idea, but you have to admit, there is a certain twisted logic.
  16. Ike Stain

    Best Natural Tits / Natural Breasts

    Re: Best Natural Tits Unreleased from 2007 when Whitney was just 19.
  17. Ike Stain

    Ribs or wings?

    At last check, pigs still hadn't grown wings, so... RIBS!
  18. Ike Stain

    WHITNEY HOUSTON Dead at 48

    Actually, when I learned Dolly Parton wrote that song, it made me revisit it. When I heard the story behind it, I finally had to love it. One song, two great artists.
  19. Ike Stain

    Would you have sex with a woman even if you knew she was only doing it for food?

    You would be if I didn't happen to know you're talking about runaways.
  20. Ike Stain

    Bacon or Sex?

    ^^^ This ^^^
  21. Ike Stain

    Would you have sex with a woman even if you knew she was only doing it for food?

    You know what? This is off topic, but if it gets people to vote, so be it. Let's just say if I were not black in skin, I would definitely be in spirit.
  22. Ike Stain

    balls in mouth, sucking balls teabag licking etc

    These are among my favorite all-time photos, largely because of how incredibly beautiful both the model and the shots are. They're from ATKPremium and a treasured part of my personal collection. full-size pics are more than twice as large. There are also shots of her licking them!
  23. Ike Stain

    What's the longest distance you've travelled for sex?

    For me it's 7500 miles to Sydney, Australia only to find out when I got there she was 300lbs heavier than the pic, and had to be at least 70 years old (which was a good 57 years older than her profile implied.) First and last time I used Facebook.
  24. Ike Stain

    ******* INSIDE her pussy

    What a horrible idea! Keep 'em coming!
  25. Ike Stain

    What is the best type of sex to get?

    No poll because there's no way I can possibly predict all the depravities the people who frequent this gomorrah of a forum are into. Nevertheless, here is you opportunity to list them. For me, it has to be morning sex, her on her belly, me on top and not having to do much work or make it...
  26. Ike Stain

    Have you fucked a woman?

    Hi-five!
  27. Ike Stain

    Why The Bailouts Were A Bad Idea...

    Fuck, I wish all the big banks had gone under, but despite my utter **** for those scumbags (who should be ******** along with their families,) there really wasn't much choice beyond nationalization, and that's too socialist even for Obama, who is actually (and I know you don't believe it, but)...
  28. Ike Stain

    Would you have sex with a woman even if you knew she was only doing it for food?

    While I try not to whip this out too much, here I feel it's warranted:
  29. Ike Stain

    WHITNEY HOUSTON Dead at 48

    Crack is no joke. :flame: Whitney, Rest in Peace :flame:
  30. Ike Stain

    Paranormal, telepathy, one million price from James Randi, telepathic Vinko

    Exactamundo! And the Sith Lord.... RANDI!
  31. Ike Stain

    Seriously... how can you support ABORTIONS????

    That's not my experience and I've only been sparring with him a short time. As abhorrent as his world view may be to many, and as flawed as his thinking may sometimes be, as wingnuts go, I actually find him quite moderate. For instance, instead of calling this thread "If you support...
  32. Ike Stain

    What comeback lines will Really HURT a Woman?

    I'm telling you, every woman, no matter how good her figure, is insecure about her thighs. But any chick who plays the small dick card is likely to be bat-**** crazy, whether or not it's fully manifested. She's Satan with tits— he'd best move on while his psyche is still intact.
  33. Ike Stain

    Androids Among Us

    True that. I do have to say though, Dr. Beter's delivery is serious old-school. Even if you don't believe what he's saying, he is well worth listening to.
  34. Ike Stain

    Bacon or Sex?

    Doesn't have to be a ***** my friend. You'd be surprised at the number of women who have fantasies of cooking bacon nude!
  35. Ike Stain

    Who is the sexiest woman in sports?

    Nona Gaprindashvili Because the sexiest part of a woman is her brains— her soft, squishy brains.
  36. Ike Stain

    Seriously... how can you support ABORTIONS????

    True. The difference between Sam and someone like, oh, I don't know, Will E. Worm, is Sam is genuinely trying to have a discussion. While his sourcing may be sometimes biased, there is a school of thought that says it's better to know what your opponents are thinking than to dismiss them...
  37. Ike Stain

    Chevy Volt: Building A BetterTomorrow!

    I've always said I'd rather drive a Cadillac than the finest car in the world.
  38. Ike Stain

    Ever sniffed the chair of a female co-worker?

    That's always the risk. That's always the risk.
  39. Ike Stain

    Androids Among Us

    Do you seriously think there would be this many videos if there wasn't something to this? Food for thought, my friend. Food for thought.
  40. Ike Stain

    Why The Bailouts Were A Bad Idea...

    I'm telling you, this ain't going to fly in the general. It's Solyndra you need to be hammering. :2 cents:
  41. Ike Stain

    Where you at LurkingDirk?

    No. Wear. It's you he wants to smell them.
  42. Ike Stain

    Androids Among Us

    Obvious even to the untrained eye. That actually explains a lot. I like how he documents his process. The part about her hydrophobic skin at 2:17 stands up to analysis. Great vid!
  43. Ike Stain

    Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS flag

    Re: Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS True. And if Hitler had finished the job, this wouldn't even be an issue. (And yet at the end of the day, he's still the one we have to blame. So ironic!) Rep.
  44. Ike Stain

    Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS flag

    Re: Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS Every single one of you PWNED!
  45. Ike Stain

    Would you masturbate to a woman who didn't do porn?

    Using your imagination, haha, yeah, I remember those days.
  46. Ike Stain

    Androids Among Us

    Nice. Just watch the first twenty seconds and if you're not hooked, there's probably no getting through to you. Q: "How many androids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" A: "None. Androids can see in the dark." (If you're not worried, you're not paying attention.) :2 cents:
  47. Ike Stain

    Androids Among Us

    You think that's long, you should see the director's cut.
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