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...............Cindy Brady back in the day.........:D

.............**** the cavemen, stomp on that Geico Lizard, find that Shamwow guy and pluck out his good eye with that fucking microphone of his and poison those fuckers that use Viagra with cyanide ( talk about your stiff ones......theres ones right there.):mad:

........Dude.......Seriously????????????????:eek:

........No. I'm in agreement with you....but to each his own.:D

.....with this economy I gave up my I-Phone.:mad:

.....There is nothing better than to go into my neighbors house and ask to use their bathroom and sniff her panties ......What an Aroma!!!!!:thefinger

Fucking thing looks like a rat......I **** RATS!!!!:mad:

............UGGHHH, NO...........................................:dunno:

.......I poured a bottle on it today>>>>>>>STILL WAITING!!!!!!:D

.......Sienna West has ripples on the side of her breasts but I'd tag that no matter what they look like. :D

Tia Bella, Shyla Foxx and Rocki Roads

.....Going thru the old school files..... 1.Jeannette Littledove scenes in Sexaholics( 1986) 2.Rocki Roads in Rockhard (1999) 3.Holly Body in Babewatch 1. 4.Gina Ryder and Julian in a compilation video titled Hot Latina Whores.(2001) 5.Janine in her first boy/girl video with Julian.(2005) and...

....:Dthe question should be...."would a pornstar marry me....Devlin Velez?:D

.....FUCK 10 Points?????!!!!! it's hard enough for me just to come up with 1.........:D

........if I told anyone, then someone would know .....but it would be ****** ********. :D

......She doesn't even look latina........more from the Phillipines than anything else.

......I think it may have been busted to the point of no return but I'm not a doctor....I just play one on T.V..:D

.....now that is news a guy can look foward to......Keep Fucking, T.!!!!!:D

.....keep the condoms.......get a new girl.:mad:

......I happen to agree.......He should retire.

Re: How do you remove hair from your nuts/shaft??? Answer: .........Very Carefully!!!!!!!!:eek:

.....last time that happened to me I broke my penis.:D

Hey Nina, I saw a movie recently on Cimemax which you were in. I cant remember the title but you played a callgirl/killer in it. Since the movie was on Cinemax are the actors really have actual penetration or is it simulated? Just curious. Thanks.

.....Get a prostitute instead....much cheaper and less headaches in the long run.:D

The scene is from the DVD Rockhard.

Letterman is hands down the funnier interviewer between himself and Leno.....that clef chinned jackass can go back to wherever his ****** hatched his unfunny ass from!

.......Pornstars don't want to be bothered by us real folks........:mad:

no doubt there too many to mention but there are choices to make......make mine Jenaveve Jolie !:D But Yurizan Beltran is freaking CALIENTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....Usually a butter *****.....But i just squeeze them like zits.:D

....If I had a car I would never clean it......I love dirt, grime, tar and the **** I pick up from walking everyday to work.:D

......Gotta love this board with all the replies that this thread has started.....such anger!!! But that being said.....Live your life the way you want......never look for validation from the freeones board members.

".......Your friends is bigger than yours..........:mad:

:rofl::rofl: ......Watch out for those spinners!! :D

.....Not really an eskimo , Duke.....Just that I can appreciate a women that comes in all shapes and sizes....regardless that she looks like she does now , she can always lose the weight but if she didn't....she still is a pretty woman to me.

Fox is a Woman??????:dunno:

........I looked back in the thread when I posted earlier.....The answer is still NoNO!!!!!!

.......Pierce Bronson's wife......MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!:D http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/keely-shaye-smith-photo/ ......But even though she look like this now.....http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/keely-shaye-smith/.....I'd still take a crack at it and whip her back...

.......Breaking up with a girl has never been one of my strong forte's so I don't make a habit of it......I usually become an embarrasing asshole of myself and that more than takes care of the relationship from that point.....

........High School for me plain sucked especially the last 2 years ......That being said if they plan a reunion they had better be prepared to feel the pain!!!!:mad:

.....This thread just brings back some thing I had not about and if I could find the 2 DICKHEADS that fucked with me in school .....they'd be singing a different tune if they saw me again......thats for sure.........I'd hope they never see me coming.:mad:

.......WHOA, Too much info.....:eek:

Oh, hell yes........Jeannette Littledove( my first porn vixen) and Austin Kinkaid are beautiful Native Americans. :D

....OK , I'll bite..... I prefer Latinas because i think there is a certain attraction I feel when I see a voluptuous , darker skinned and brunette woman.....I tend to like them a little thicker than most men because there is a certain charm about a women that is fuller in their bodies. The...

.....Hold on , Blue......my other thread is what type of tampon do you use.....:D

Her: "Honey does this dress make me look fat?" Me: "Yes.........next question?" In other words give her an honest answer.....and if she gets ballistic......Well move on.

........The title of this thread says it all......"SLOPPY"........I would never in my right mind want someone else spooge on my johnson or anywhere else on my body......YUCK!:D .....Oh.....the only sloppy thing I want is a sloppy joe.:D

......"the girl with the empty eyes"........ Now I see why....Long way to go from this : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Chasey_Lain_DSC_0236_cropped.JPG ....To that. Sad.

..........Some old school.......Jeannete Littledove had the best breasts overall .

....in some cases some taste better than they look............:D

....... They say "only the good die young"......in this case it's true.