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I like beige.

That's...disturbing.

Oh, Canada. http://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/heartwarming-ways-canada-has-already-won-the-winter-olymp Seriously. Sorry for being awesome all the time.

Carrot Top

At this point here I think there are a lot of parents and students just saying "please, for the love of God, don't cancel or have delays." If they cancel much more the **** will be in school to mid June, and that sucks the balls of donkeys with the ***** of Justin Bieber.

Haha, thanks, man. I thought it was hilarious, too. I have wanted to rep you recently several times, too. Stinkin' rep police.. :mad:

Sounds like you've had some experience making arguments of this sort. You're really Ericwhatever, aren't you? :suspicious:

Awesome game.

What I find amazing about folks who subscribe to theories of this sort is that the more proof stacks up against their particular conspiracy theory, the harder they dig in their heels, and the more convinced they become of how correct they are. Then follows the persecution complex and the holier...

Whew. Canadian women pulled out a 3-2 win over the Americans. Probably a preview of the gold medal match, hopefully with the same outcome. :D http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/canada-beats-us-olympic-womens-hockey-22478375

Still cold as a butt here, but not quite as cold as it was, so it is possible to be outdoors. It has been something like two whole days without snow, so the roads are in pretty good shape, but it's incredibly dangerous getting in and out of parking lots with the huge piles of snow. Can't see...

I once encountered someone at the mall.

:hatsoff:

The Republican party.

No masturbation until blisters?

I find Tide to be a good detergent.

I think it's a ridiculous "holiday." We don't celebrate it, but I do make it a habit to regularly do things like give flowers, or take her out to dinner, or whatever, throughout the year. I don't need a special occasion for it. What will you be doing? To the ladies out there:

Benign statement.

I was just at a friends house, they have cable, so they got the NBC sports channel. I watched a glorious hour and a half of curling. It was awesome.

This is ridiculous. The level of sex does not show the level of love. I have known very happy couples who rarely have sex, and that's just where they are at. Hopefully you, as a couple, can talk this through and you can both come to some level of compromise where you're both closer to happy...

I find milk adequate.

Dude, good for you. Way to man up and say the right thing here. I applaud you. :clap:

This pleases me.

Oops.

You're not kidding. Their coverage ALWAYS sucks. It's bad enough that I wonder if they'll even show any hockey. It's a long event, they tend to like to show 2 minutes of this, change to 2 minutes of that. I **** NBC with the passion of a 16 year old boy masturbating to a Sears catalogue...

Fine. I'll make my own damned sandwich. Can I whip you up something while I'm at it? Dammit! Next I'll be wanting a man and babies, too, I suppose...

That is correct, but you forgot one. All women want a man (me), babies (mine), and to make me a damned sandwich. Back to the kitchen, woman! It's sammich time. :yummie:

I like cake. :suspicious:

Just out of curiosity, Eric, what would be something you would actually take the time to read and answer in earnest? People have provided links, data, reputable sources, and well thought out, careful posts. All of these you have tossed aside with a comment such as "I'm not reading that...

He can't watch television. His tin foil hat prevents reception.

Olympic Women's hockey is interesting - USA and Canada seem to be in a league of their own. They play Friday. We'll see if Canada can keep the tradition of bitch slapping USA alive. I can only hope.

Sorry, man. Maybe it's best if you don't check this thread until you've done your evening watching of Olympics. There are too many time zones represented here to keep it spoiler friendly.

I'm guessing you're okay with Commander Potato, then.

The Dutch have always been a ***** in speed skating, but this is remarkable.

True, but he wasn't speaking of 100 years ago, he was speaking of now. And, yeah. I'll let it go now. Not related to the thread OP.

Fair enough. It's a good question. Why do women hot enough to get pretty much any man they want choose to display themselves? Only Jesus knows. And he's not telling.

Why are there good looking women in porn. What a stupid question. People watch porn to see good looking people naked. So...why aren't there more ugly women? Because people don't pay to look at good looking people. Seriously, it's like asking "Why are there so many good looking women in the...

Saying Democrats and Liberals are the most racist in the USA right now is not only wrong, it is laughably wrong.

Good question. I said to myself when last car shopping that I'd buy a domestic car so that parts and repairs were less expensive. I bought a Hyundai. It was assembled in Georgia or somewhere that has a Hyundai plant. Parts are manufactured in North America. Repairs costs are the same as on...

Grandma knit me some.

Could one of the admins or mods change his user title to Commander Potato? Please? Seriously.

Admitting it is the first step to managing your condition.

But he said it, bob. Therefore it's true. Also, can someone explain where the tattoo boy thing came from? It only adds to his appearance of brilliance.

This is an interesting read. http://blog.vickiboykis.com/2014/02/on-sochiproblems-as-i-see-them/

Don't forget, he has provided sources that are 100% correct. So have other people, but Commander Potato doesn't like those sources, so he says they are 100% incorrect. What a genius.

Russian speed skater forgets she's nude under her suit. http://www.redflagnews.com/headlines/oops-russian-speed-skater-wins-bronze-forgets-shes-nude-under-her-suit-starts-to-unzip :1orglaugh She zipped up immediately, and was upset with herself for it. Meh. Nothing showed, no big deal.