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  1. shimmy2

    big is beautiful - bbw - voluptuous chubby luscious

    not all big girls are bbws, i just dont like that term. how you gonna call them all 'beautiful'
  2. shimmy2

    Model warning: Gonzo photography

    its cool dude, you can't possibly offend me so none taken. i'll give you a star or green+ rep thing. i'm sure your model friend(s) know by now what to expect when dealing with an adult content producer... typically a chill smoothie ******** beach bum idiot like me, college dropout, computer...
  3. shimmy2

    question about pornstars' make-up

    yes the raccoon eyes effect is hot. and when i don't put makeup on the girls motherfuckers accuse them of being on *****, ***** and ****. they're not used to seeing an unpainted face. thank you porn valley.
  4. shimmy2

    Model warning: Gonzo photography

    I **** censorship and wish i could have read the "edited flames". anyhow I will say this, it's a bad idea 100% of the time to get involved in the personal lives of models. let them sort it out and deal with it if they have a problem, but please dont go on a self righteous crusade based on...
  5. shimmy2

    Erin Moore quits porn!

    :D i need to print this and put it in my guest bathroom
  6. shimmy2

    help me to contact Aletta Ocean,plzzz!

    i'm sure she has a website or fanclub you can join if you cant ship movies where you live. if you're on this board the net censorship can't be that bad. and if you really like her you wouldn't want to 'download her full movies for free' thats just insulting
  7. shimmy2

    Model warning: Gonzo photography

    i'm nowhere near AZ and sorry to hear your friends story, but they do know what "Gonzo" means and/or implies right? something should tell them its not going to be a walmart $5 photoshoot. if the girls signed model releases he can do whatever he pleases with the photos, and I doubt any photog...
  8. shimmy2

    help me to contact Aletta Ocean,plzzz!

    holy **** her white girl lips are bigger than mine. sexy thing though
  9. shimmy2

    just heard of her yesterday

    just heard of her yesterday
  10. shimmy2

    I just made my neighbor **** on himself

    nope, only canadian guys do that eh. lakers, timbits, dumarier lights, and ******* outside is a way of life up there
  11. shimmy2

    Are we perverts?

    is that what they call gentlemen with cameras nowadays?
  12. shimmy2

    which would you rather see eradicated, cancer or AIDS?

    i get tested at the industry standard places at the tune of $110/pop its not cheap. and i say that so that i can step on a shitload of toes here and assert the claim that "aids" itself is not real. hiv is a virus that weakens your immune system and that is real, but nobody in the history of the...
  13. shimmy2

    Wendy 4 / Wendy Combattente / Wendy Fiore

    Re: Wendy4 are we happy now? she's got a unique look to her for sure, and like I said I film a LOT of girls and she stands out to me, like the old blonde francine dee when she was 19. i think wendy should do well
  14. shimmy2

    Wendy 4 / Wendy Combattente / Wendy Fiore

    Wendy4 ive seen, filmed, and worked with a lot of talent over the years and I just saw a banner for this Wendy4 girl on freeones. I clicked it and i'm impressed. just sayin, i thought i had seen it all... :D
  15. shimmy2

    Recovering from accident

    this has been a freak week for accidents im recovering too
  16. shimmy2

    12 U.S. soldiers face trial after Afghan civilians 'were ****** for sport and...

    am i the only one that got this from the article: "Private first class Justin Stoner, who reported hashish smoking in the unit"
  17. shimmy2

    The end of Ramadan is today...your local hookah bar will be packed...

    educate me, what do they smoke/*****/inhale in those hookah contraptions
  18. shimmy2

    Question about Gangbang Contestants?

    get tested and show up on time. you'll get 100 bucks if youre lucky. its actually a really shitty job most of the time. once you've paid for your testing, gas money, parking, and whatever kind of dress requirement they ask you to be in you're well in the hole even after they pay you. you'll need...
  19. shimmy2

    Recovering from accident

    Rice. rest ice compression elevation hope you're feeling better
  20. shimmy2

    Pastor calls off Quran burning

    someone got paid
  21. shimmy2

    Al Sharpton vs Jesse Jackson?

    thats hilarious. in all seriousness though neither one of those "black leaders" has an actual job. at least i output a useful product for a living (porn + girls) and keep the economy moving to a limited extent. i think they get by on nonprofit donations, etc from their little group causes...
  22. shimmy2

    why don't asian girls shave pussy?

    100% mr sparkle!
  23. shimmy2

    So i married. Can i continue watching porn?

    its too late now you're married. she ain't gon be happy but is just gonna have to deal with it or hit the road. dont compromise man or she will be ******* in your face by morning and crushing your nuts with high heels. you dont wanna wind up like one of those cuckold guys in the corner with your...
  24. shimmy2

    REPORT: Reality Kings Network in trouble for ***

    hmm there is no record of that person on talenttesting, unless they used aim for testing then its not a true story or the name is incorrect. also the one photo you can google of her looks photoshopped like a mf, she looks like a bobblehead doll. this whole thing reeks and nothing matches up, and...
  25. shimmy2

    REPORT: Reality Kings Network in trouble for ***

    this will not end well
  26. shimmy2

    Church Plans Quran-Burning Event

    oh lawd ham mercy
  27. shimmy2

    So, you are dead,......what if someone finds your stack of digital porn?

    Ry man you are way in left field
  28. shimmy2

    What are Girls' point of view on cumshots?

    yes thats why we usually cut scenes right before the pop shot. if the camera didn't catch it, it didn't happen. and its nasty/unusual/kinky too but a movie without a popshot technically dont have an ending
  29. shimmy2

    Prince Yahshua injured on porn set

    am I the only one who got that?
  30. shimmy2

    Prince Yahshua injured on porn set

    reverse cowgirl broke his dick... thats some mean black pussy there
  31. shimmy2

    Bad Blowjob / Bad Blowjobs / Bad BJs / Bad Head?

    Re: Bad blowjob? once had a girl fall ****** with it in her mouth it was pretty funny actually
  32. shimmy2

    Blackonsblondes bothers me!

    these racial threads are so much more fun to watch on the sidelines
  33. shimmy2

    Men fuck for 30 min without cuming ?!

    most if not all porn scenes are filmed in stop and go fashion to reposition camera, lighting, etc. few minutes of intense action, break... back at it, etc. its all in the magic of editing.
  34. shimmy2

    Bad Head | The Worst Blowjobs | Terrible BJs

    Re: Bad blowjob? i've filmed quite a few bad ones. even had some bad handjobs
  35. shimmy2

    Bad Blowjob / Bad Blowjobs / Bad BJs / Bad Head?

    Re: Bad blowjob? i've filmed quite a few bad ones. even had some bad handjobs
  36. shimmy2

    anybody here ever use one of those strokers you plug into a computure?

    realtouch, looks like a pencil sharpener
  37. shimmy2

    First glimpse at President Obama's revamped and thoroughly modern Oval Office

    looks like my porn furniture set from the ikea clearance room
  38. shimmy2

    What is the point of interracial porn?

    you guys are reading way too deep into this topic.
  39. shimmy2

    are the girls of teenfuns legal?

    nDRRK-OIbRI
  40. shimmy2

    Do you got some people in your ****** that is not feeling you...

    move to a different city ***** :D
  41. shimmy2

    Michael Jordan's 19 Yr Old *** Blows $50,000 in Vegas

    you dont 'blow' money in vegas you merely go there for fun
  42. shimmy2

    Shipping Boxes for Freeones T-shirts ??

    they arrive in little brown padded mailers but they do have the FO girl logo on the mailing label. you're a grown ass man you dont have to explain nothing to nobody. i generally wear mine at shoots, porn conventions, etc i don't blatantly advertise what i do despite all the **** i talk
  43. shimmy2

    What's the craziest place you've ever had sex?

    in a miata, tight fit
  44. shimmy2

    Is Doggy Style Degrading???

    doggy is natural in the ****** world and wtf are we, *******... missionary is only done by weird humans and a few very odd species. man on top might be an okay position to warm up with but if you remain there youre missing out on all the fun and you're probably "in love" or some ****, hence the...
  45. shimmy2

    Missing woman found buried under piles of rubbish at her home after 4 month search

    Re: Missing woman found buried under piles of rubbish at her home after 4 month searc the truth is out there, but i'm going to turn my back and hit the REC button again tonite :)
  46. shimmy2

    Beat Whitey at the Iowa St. Fair

    :1orglaugh
  47. shimmy2

    New model and adult actress

    welcome to 'the industry' not sure if you're independent or just shoot for whoever books you but i'll check out your site/page once you get it up. laters
  48. shimmy2

    How do I ejaculate all I got?

    you gotta be black. nah j/k.... workout, lots of water, lots of smoothies, no meat in your diet, nothing fried. in general just be a healthy guy. has nothing to do with refraining, pills, viagra, etc. it also helps if your girl is into the moment with you as well, all in the mind. quit thinking...
  49. shimmy2

    Busty Panhandlers...

    seriously how many young attractive 18+ female panhandlers have any of you ever seen with your own eyes, that actually stood at a busy intersection for more than 5 minutes before some perv like me picked them up. society (america at least, and most parts of the world) will always take care of...
  50. shimmy2

    Re: porn girls and pain, rough sites etc...

    Re: porn girls and pain, rough sites etc... i lost the thread i was going to reply to about girls being beat/******/etc for fetish and extreme sites so i'll continue my reply here. i was gonna point out that these are just movies, nobody gets hurt, and there is a lot of laughing and horseplay...
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