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    The Greatest Guitarist Of All Time

    Tony Iommi, David Gilmour, Jimmy Page, Pete Townshend, Robert Johnson, Chuck Berry, Randy Rhoades, Paul Gilbert, Ritchie Blackmore, Malmsteen, Billy Gibbons, Frank Marino and Dimebag are on my list it's too hard to choose just one.
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    Worst Example Ever Of Somebody Ruining A Song

    I smell a hefty lawsuit.
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    This just in: Hell froze over, Kelly Osbourne looks pretty good

    Kelly and Sharon Osbourne is one of the cases where I'd much rather bone the *** :)
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    How I Cum

    :facepalm::facepalm:
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    Best intro in sports?

    awrO3fFD-kY Nothing beats Motorhead playing live for you... H1t7cp1Ekvw I also really liked the 90's era Monday Night Football when it was on ABC.
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    You're very welcome. Anytime buddy!

    You're very welcome. Anytime buddy!
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    Your "Badass" Song?

    I don't like this song... The last time a wrestler had "voices" in their head...well, we all know what happened with Chris Benoit....:)
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    Post bad words with not bad meanings

    Homo- Vulgar usage- (Wannabe Ganster ***): Shut up dogg you're a homo, I'll fuck your ass up dogg, no homo. Other usage- Homo-Sapien
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    Emma Stone?

    I'm not gonna lie, she's pretty hot, but sometimes I see pictures or parts of movies of her and she looks like a total whore. I think she wears a bit too much makeup for my taste.
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    whens the last time you cried?

    When my Grandpa ****** away a few months ago, I wasn't all that sad about him but just seeing my ***, uncle and aunts cry over him made me feel really bad for them. It must really suck to lose a parent...
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    Your "Badass" Song?

    :why::ban::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
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    Who Was Your 1st Favorite Porn Star?

    Asia Carrera, Briana Banks and Lanny Barbie.
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    Your "Badass" Song?

    @Forummoderegulator Nice, little green bag, that song IS badass. @ everyone else: I think the Billy Madison reference kind of got this off on the wrong foot, I was hoping for some serious posts so I'll name a few to get this started... ibaZsVlkuQg KNE2Oqut238 NUAdgt5Glk0 kyXz6eMCj2k
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    Your "Badass" Song?

    Hahaha damn if someone rolled up with that on, I would definitely not fuck with them.
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    Your "Badass" Song?

    Ooops, looks like your link doesn't work brah'
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    Your "Badass" Song?

    What song would you crank up in your car to make you look/feel like a total badass on the road or pulling into your parking spot? ....Kind of like Billy Madison does here: 2ZjviMmXIY8 :bowdown:
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    The moon landing was a hoax because...

    Hahaha :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
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    ***** sing along songs

    Neil Diamond- Sweet Caroline
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    ^Oh yeah, I'd wreck that pussy while Skeletor watches. :)
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    The Most Beautiful Song Ever

    In my life- The Beatles Mi Cherie Amour- Stevie wonder I remember you- Skid Row Burnin for you- Blue Oyster Cult Dreams and Rhiannon- Fleetwood Mac Leaving on a Jet Plane - peter paul and mary California Dreamin', - Mamas and Papas Always and Forever- Heatwave Betcha By Golly Wow and You make me...
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    CNN Anchor Fired for Calling Jon Stewart a "Bigot"

    Sanchez needs anger management, I saw him on Rick's list yesterday and he got too pissed-off about some girl talking about cyber bullying, it was hilarious.
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    ****** ******* *** aged 12 and shaved his head to convince him he was dying of cancer

    Re: ****** ******* *** aged 12 and shaved his head to convince him he was dying of ca Wow what a bitch.
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    Could 'Goldilocks' planet be just right for life?

    It's been called the "goldilocks zone" for quite a while and hasn't really catched on. I'm actually reading a book right now published in 1999 that refers to earth as being in the golidilocks zone. Most scientist, however are going to say habitable zone, at least my chemistry/physics and...
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    Why Are Liberals So Condescending?

    Wow, what a condescending response....you MUST be liberal.:1orglaugh You are so hypocritical.... just sayin'.
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    Mariah Milano: Hottest Tits ever?

    very nice, but the hottest goes to viorotica , Jessica Jaymes, or Rachel Roxx IMO.
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    Why Are Liberals So Condescending?

    I'd rather be a condescending liberal than an inconsiderate, racist, ignorant, misinformed, oppressive, conservative douchebag anyday. Liberals have done a hell of a lot more for this country than any dumbass conservative ever did, if anything they deserve the right to have the attitude that...
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    Cobie Smulders?

    I started watching a few weeks ago because Fox started showing them after Frasier (which is my favorite show) and I have to say HIMYM is an awesome show and it's 100x better cause of how hot Cobie is, I'd say she is a total babe.
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    official fallhell thread

    :facepalm: Ahahaha These posts belong in Failblog.
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    France Bans Full Muslim Veil

    :thumbsup: this is soooooo true.
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    Texting-While-Driving 126MPH Cop ***** 2 Innocent Girls (Sisters), Wants Workers Comp

    Re: Texting-While-Driving 126MPH Cop ***** 2 Innocent Girls (Sisters), Wants Workers This is ridiculous, I really wish car companies would make some sort of small signal killer that renders your cellphone useless inside of a car. They did this, or proposed it, in a local school so that the...
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    4chan hacks Tea Party Site

    ahahaha this is freakin awesome.
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    Polish Chicks and Big, Natural Tits: Myth or Reality?

    Yup, my *******'s wife is polish and she's got some mosquito bite titties.
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    Hottest Bella Pass Girl?

    man they're all hot, but Bryci is just too awesome.
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    How will the human race end?

    The movie, ******** of Men, introduced an interesting theory in that maybe as the human species gets older, we will slowly stop having ********. I don't remeber why humans stopped having **** in the movie, but my theory is that it may start with birth defects or a growing number of...
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    How will the human race end?

    Re: How will the human race will end? I vote Gamma ray burst, or the sun eventually turning into a red giant and engulfing us all, if the human race survives that long.
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    Which country(or region) has the most appealing history to you?

    I enjoy egyptian and mesopotamian history
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    You'll Never Catch Me In Mexico...EVER!

    What many people also don't realize is that getting shot by the cartel isn't the only thing you have to worry about. Because there is so much focus on the cartel, local gangs have also gotten more confident to comitt small crimes and they go unnoticed and unpunished. You may not get shot, but...
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    You'll Never Catch Me In Mexico...EVER!

    I live 10 minutes away from Mexico and I would never step foot there again. It's a shame, growing up, Juarez was actually a nice place, lots of high class restaurants and shops and a nice downtown area.
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    Your Favorite Ukulele Songs?

    This song is awesome!, and thanks for the support.
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    Your Favorite Ukulele Songs?

    Hi there, I bought a Ukulele today and I only know a few songs that have the Uke in them. The Freeones community seems well versed in music so it'll help me out if you can post your favorite Ukulele songs so that I can learn what's popular or just good songs in general. Thanks :D -doesn't...
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    100 worst songs ever

    There are way worst songs than the top 20, "chicken Noodle Soup", "Chain Hang Low", and anything that has to do with the dougie or jerk come to mind. And Why is Celine Dion on this list? I dont like her music, but she has amazing range as a vocalist.
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    9 years ago today my uncle died

    This is stupid, WTF is wrong with you? Show some respect for the people that died in the terrible attacks on 9/11 , jackass.
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    Jay Pharoah is currently the best impersonator

    Haha just cause he's black doesn't mean he's automatically the Obama impersonator, Fred Armisen is actually really good at Obama IMO. This guy's Juelz santana impression was pretty good, the rest were meh...
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    The world would be better if women ran it.

    I don't like this idea of women running the world, it means they'll be out of the kitchen...jk... I ***, I ***.
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    Girl with Lisa ann in Brazzers scene?

    Thats her, Thanks.
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    Girl with Lisa ann in Brazzers scene?

    This should be an easy one, This girl is in a new brazzers scene with Lisa ann, but the scene is only credited to Lisa Ann, can anyone tell me what the other girls name is? http://www.brazzers.com/tour3/index.php?action=scene&tab=trailer&id=5062 Thanks.
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    The 90's thread

    Wow i'm remembering a crapload of pop hits from the 90's, I'm taking a stroll down memory lane lol :) I never realized how tacky the music from the 90's was til just now. 96jFtzVa80A qGdRFDM0y8E US-ZgUr3xQY W-YsjHzadl8 wGQ6VwUcxok
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    The 90's thread

    Few cheesy hits I remember .. cIYtBSqkbmw yukp49fI8Uk cPrOC2LcO9I
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