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  1. calpoon

    Lost

    So Richard was on the black rock! And... oh well, that's it. "Ben's demise"? If you mean an hour of Ben being a douchebag, than yeah. Ben: "First I stole somebody else's baby, then I let her die to save my own ass and then I ****** John Locke so that the smoke ******* could possess his body...
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    Rep. Bachmann Refuses To Fill Out 2010 Census

    Better. But it still doesn't say that you have to pay taxes and what law you'd be breaking and penalty you'd receive for not paying them, just what taxes you'd pay if you did file your taxes. Sure it's a pretty big stretch, but I guess that just comes down to how good of a lawyer you have...
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    Rep. Bachmann Refuses To Fill Out 2010 Census

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revenue_Act_of_1861 Next?
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    Tron Legacy

    It looks like the worst SFX crapaganza since Speed Racer. But I'll probably see it for Olivia Wilde. Jeff Bridges, why do you keep making movies? Someone needs to tell him that The Big Lebowski already came out. That's like asking Christ to get back on the cross...only without the resurrection.
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    Rep. Bachmann Refuses To Fill Out 2010 Census

    Fuck the teachers and hospitals, that's what I say. Get that socialism outta here mister! In fact, better than not filling out the census, would be to lie about it.
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    Oh look, God's having a wank with a *** shoved up his ass.

    That would be sodomy, which God is against, apparently.
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    Rep. Bachmann Refuses To Fill Out 2010 Census

    Not quite. Just because congress has the power to make a tax law (amendment 16), it doesn't mean that they did in fact make one. That's the challenge that the anti-income taxers are offering. So far I'd agree with them because I haven't seen anyone be able to present the actual statute that...
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    Rep. Bachmann Refuses To Fill Out 2010 Census

    The constitution doesn't require you to wipe your ass after taking a **** either. Why don't you try stopping that and see how many friends you make? these republicans are insane. So it's Ok for Bush to wiretap your phone without a warrant, but filling out the census form is ********* our civil...
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    Vegans

    Hilter was not **** free. Many historians think that Hitler was addicted to amphetamines and various other pharmaceuticals. Even if you are skeptical of that, there is zero proof that he claimed to be against **** use. As for Hitler being a vegetarian, there is no record of him promoting it...
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    Vegans

    From what I understand the whole point of veganism is having the knowledge that simply by existing in the world and in a society that causes ****** suffering you contribute to it, as chef has pointed out... so the goal is not to eliminate all involvement in such a system, which would be...
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    Vegans

    which part of that didn't make sense to you?
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    Ahmadinejad finally gets the internet

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100306/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_iran 9/11 conspiracy theories are so 2006! :rolleyes:
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    Lost

    It seems evident that universe X is not the result of the detonation of the H-bomb. At worst the explosion would have ****** everyone on the Island, and at best it simply neutralized the magnetic field at the Swan site. Neither of those things would have resulted in the kind of events we are...
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    Vegans

    Those don't really exist. They were probably joking, or just dumbasses. If you don't eat meat, but you don't care about ****** suffering either, then you aren't a vegan, you're just a picky eater. so-called vegetarians are idiots because they don't care about ****** suffering and they also eat...
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    Should Women be Allowed to Serve on Submarines?

    Can't you make a poll before you submit the thread? I don't know why you didn't have enough time.
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    The Business of the Catholic Church

    That's Ok, it's only a small dip in the tanks of their heroin sales. Speaking of the Ismailis, they were the ones that created counter intelligence, which has been studied very closely by the CIA and used as great techniques for training mujaheddin; both groups which of course also make fine...
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    Should Women be Allowed to Serve on Submarines?

    Depends on what they serve. If it's martinis, then ahoy!
  18. calpoon

    Blowed up!!!!

    World trade center. loose change, zeitgeist, ron paul..blah blah blah.
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    Vegans

    So according to you chef, people should be extreme fanatics about their beliefs even if it means abandoning all of their possessions, their homes, their friends and ****** and putting their own safety and life at risk, as well as everyone else's, so that they have no compromises or...
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    Lost

    That's debatable. Also debatable. Sayid is really the only person that is following SM, and it seemed to me that he just did it because he was pissed off at the Others. Sawyer didn't seem to be in line with him, so much as agnostic about the whole situation. None of them really signed up to...
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    Lost

    I thought this episode was boring and nothing happened, except that SM ****** a bunch of people in the last five minutes. Oh and in X Nadia is not dead.... yet(since she didn't die in universe Y until after 2005). Big deal. The only thing that I liked was when Sayid ****** Dogan and hippie.
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    Vegans

    You may be surprised to know that there are millions of vegans that don't drive cars. There are also millions of them that don't live in homes constructed from ****** by-products. Some of them don't even live in man made dwellings at all. The entire world is not the USA. Maybe you need to check...
  23. calpoon

    What Would a Communist Do?

    ...for a Klondike bar?
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    What are you reading now?

    ^ This isn't a fan fic forum. I just started reading whatever that stupid new Dan Brown book is.
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    Lost

    Or the people in the cave are just some random people that have no relevance to the story and will never be revealed. I have a feeling that we are going to get a lot of things that were never intended to mean anything and put there just so the writer's could laugh at the dumbass fanboys (us)...
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    Vegans

    I don't know, but they must be pretty hungry after traveling 25 light years. Most Morningstar stuff isn't vegan. There's only like one or two things that they make that are. Boca is better since they make vegan burgers and "chicken" nuggets, unlike Morningstar. I think that most if not all of...
  27. calpoon

    Should SeaWorld Continue the Shamu 'Killer Whale' Shows?

    Sure they should, now is the best time. He's called Shamu the killer whale and most of the time no one ever get's ******! It's been 40 years, it's about time that Sea World delivers truth in advertising.
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    Falling Down is the best film ever!

    "Stopped serving breakfast? It's 11:05! Give me an egg mcmuffin or I'll fucking blow you away!" :1orglaugh
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    The Crazies

    I'm still waiting for the zombie teen romance. zombies are the new vampires. and post apocalyptic is the new zombie. Too bad for resident evil 3 and Land of the dead, they should have waited a few years and then they would have been a success.
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    The Crazies

    Well like 28 days later, the Crazies features people infected with a virus that causes them to become violent maniacs, not reanimated corpses like NoTLD. True 28 days was a rip off of the original crazies, but I don't really think you can say that Romero ripped himself off by copying NoTLd.
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    The Crazies

    I liked this movie better when it was called 28 Days Later.
  32. calpoon

    Best Viet-Nam War Movie

    Rambo: First ***** part II
  33. calpoon

    The tone of porn is becoming uglier

    Translation? I thought people in England spoke English? On topic, I hear you. When I'm watching people defecate onto each others faces nothing turns me off more than naughty language.
  34. calpoon

    What would you do?

    I would certainly not be our saintly moderators.
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    Lost

    Or it could be Jacob's cave and all the other things you guys have said about it could still be correct. Why are we to assume that they have separate designated areas? Just because they couldn't **** each other obviously does not mean that they can't interact with each other, because we have...
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    Lost

    Jack having a *** seemed really irrelevant. Nothing really happened in that episode other than Jack and Hurley left the Temple. Meh. I'm not a fan of quickly thrown out explanations, but I do think that the overall pace of the story needs to be moving along faster.
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    30 Years Ago Today: Do you believe in miracles?

    I would think that if God chose to manifest His power to intervene in humanity it would be to cure cancer, or feed the starving or something other than to win a sports game. What an asshole.
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    Ron Paul wins straw poll...

    fair enough. But I still think that Ron Paul is inconsistent in his views and he follows the business-as-usual in Washington a lot more than his fans care to admit.
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    Ron Paul wins straw poll...

    Pets aren't citizens, they have no rights (just like fetuses :tongue: .) Not sure about marrying ****** members, as that may be in ********* of ****** laws. However it's legal to cohabitate and to fuck a member of the same sex, so why should it be ******* to marry them? Same thing goes with...
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    Ron Paul wins straw poll...

    I'd assume that the constitution provides you with life in the philosophical sense and not in the strict biological definition of being alive, since the government does not have the power to grant immortality... but OK, let's suppose that one. A)If you are disabled and cannot physically...
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    Ron Paul wins straw poll...

    I believe in a country that grants the same rights to all of it's citizens and that state or federal legislatures don't have the authority to deny that. As long as marriage license is issued by a court of law and tied into tax status then I don't see how it is constitutionally justified to not...
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    ******** says pilot in Texas IRS crash was a hero

    Osama also ****** commies for the US government, just like this guy did. I'd say by that "logic", he's just as much a hero.
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    Ron Paul wins straw poll...

    http://www.ronpaullibrary.org/document.php?id=367 He's made it clear that his religious views are against it and he has voted against every measure to make it happen and hiding behind the rhetoric of "state's rights" to stop the government from being able to pass it. If he believes that it's...
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    Neocon ******** game

    Every time that Hellraiser says "neocon", you take a shot. What fun! :glugglug:
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    Ron Paul wins straw poll...

    Ron Paul is against the rights of gays, women, working people, the sick and the elderly... but hey, he wants to legalize weed. :ban:
  46. calpoon

    The ignorant, liberal environmentalists must be hating Obama now!

    I hope that you are using a hand crank to generate power for your computer when you made this post instead of sapping up electricity you goddamn consumer! Or are you Dr. Manhattan now?
  47. calpoon

    Bill Nye the Science Guy: Climate change deniers are ‘unpatriotic’

    You know I've been thinking about this and Bill Nye is wrong. People who disagree with climate change are not un-patrirotic. They are idiots, but that doesn't make them un-patriotic. In fact,neither does accepting climate change mean that you are patriotic. Patriotism means love for one's...
  48. calpoon

    Bill Nye the Science Guy: Climate change deniers are ‘unpatriotic’

    That's what you'd call an optimist. Always see the up side of any situation.
  49. calpoon

    Which singer or band would you like to see deceased?

    I could do without any musical "artist" that doesn't actually make any music. Eric Clapton, the cunt that he is, is a musical artist. Beyonce is not. That'd be a good start. Keep Taylor Swift though, I like her. She's a nice young lady.
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