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Gloryhole is... okay, but POV is best. And I agree that the guy should not be seen or heard, other than his cock.

It's true. You're nobody until Ry tells you to "GTFO!"

Dry, or very light oil. No Vaseline!

Agreed! :1orglaugh Never! :1orglaugh You wouldn't reduce yourself to using bad puns.

1. Mix it up. Topless would be preferable, and full nudity is best, but not required. If fully clothed, it's kinda hot to see their clothes get cum all over them. 2. Before is okay, but not necessary. If she's only using one hand, maybe during? Or playing with her tits. She shouldn't a free...

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CoD4. Again. Why? I don't know. :dunno:

:rolleyes: :*****:

Hard to argue with that...

I will. As will you. Once you get a grasp on what it is you want, that is. Stick to **** jokes, VV. That's all your puny mind is "good" for. I can wrap my head around a blue Big Bird, but why is Pino singing to a goldfish with pictures of giant caterpillars behind him? Speaking of Sesame...

Conned me out of a snow cone. Damn you!

Yep

Now has L3ggy-brand snow cone all over his face.

Bite

Turns snow yellow.

What? I like it when girls do the chipmunk voices. And nothing makes me cum harder than a high-pitched helium moan/orgasm.

:1orglaugh Awesome!

Yeah, but by very few people. Images of them were scarce. Not widely available like nudity is today. And who, in modern times, would beat off to pictures of them now? Besides lonely historians, that is. Edit: But Aphrodite/Venus is who I meant when I said Venus de Milo earlier. Got mixed up...

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Umm... Why? :dunno: My guess would be Marilyn Monroe. In order for one person to be admired by so many, it would have to someone post-mass-printing, but still hot in the internet era. Marilyn, dying young, can't age. So everyone from teens to 80 year-old men, who remember when she was alive...

Don't be stupid and induce ********. Got it. Take note, Dirk. This could be useful information for your next ****** reunion.

Interesting costume design. "You can show as much of the chest as you want, but your midriff must be covered!"

I just finished it. LOL! Great movie!

Suicide is Painless from M*A*S*H gets my vote. I don't think Monk or Friends have been mentioned, but are also good.

I'm just curious, how can you say 2Pac wasn't an MC? And I do agree that Eminem is a wordsmith, and can rhyme anything with ANYTHING, but IMO, sometimes that breaks the flow. That's where Pac's talent for poetry made him shine. Personally, I love Pac and Em. In a rap battle, no one beats...

You said you want to choose what you want. But you say you "want to be happy". Then you are already wanting to be happy. You already want what you want, so why would you choose to change your desire, unless you didn't want it? But you do, so that's a moot point. Unless you are saying you don't...

Yeah, that's true. I know she had at least one abortion before, and she made it clear that if she ever got pregnant (again), she would abort (again). But she wasn't preaching that all women should have abortions, and wipe out the species.

Alright, "pro-abortion" is a little harsh. How about... pro-choice to the extreme? I mean, I believe it's every person's right to choose, but this girl was off her rocker.

999979 bottles of **** on the wall...

Never liked them, and I forgot about their existence until now. But what little I do remember, this doesn't surprise me.

Something serious, and slightly controversial: I once knew a girl who was very vocally pro-abortion, but she thought eating eggs was no different than biting the heads off of baby chicks. So ******* an unborn chicken was worse than ******* an unborn *****? Seemed rather contradictory to me.

She has her own forum she posts on, and this is mine. Do you have to be obsessed with porn to post on a porn forum? I didn't think I was. :dunno:

I wouldn't put him in our solar system. :tinhat:

Because that's how it's pronounced. Unless you mean to ask why there's an S in a word used to describe a condition in which a person can't pronounce the letter S. In which case, the answer simple: if you can say it, you don't have one; if you can't, you do. I don't consider them or you as...

As an American, I can tell you NO ONE born and raised in American would spell it that way. So, it would appear that these aren't anybody's views? :dunno:

Been prescribed Vicodin three times in my life. Didn't get hooked, and didn't have any bad reactions.

:1orglaugh Nice.

MK VS. DCU and Fat Princess

How old is Miley Cyrus now? KIDDING!

999,990

Hmm... Well, I guess I'm going to need a new globe...

How would one go about ******* the industry? Just curious.

I won the sig contest, today I win this thread, tomorrow I'll conquer the globe! By which I mean the little globe on my desk. I'm gonna smash the motherfucker!

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502 Bad Gateway

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They're okay, but they are corny and unclever, and I'd rather just watch a real porno. But I guess if you have fantasies of superheroes or crappy TV shows, then it's a ***** cum... er... come true.

Paper cup. :dunno:

Anyone want to guess the price? I'll start the bidding at $499.