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Xbox 360, for sure.

Download: 12.04 Mbps Upload: 3.71 Mbps This is my wireless connection though. I usually get a little higher on my desktop because it's got a wired connection.

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8 years old... but still cool. :)

"Why does Jesus have to die?" Someone's going to **** Him again?

It's definitely better, but safer? I'm not sure about that. I'm practicing more unsafe sex than ever!

Off topic: Why does The View even have guests? At least male ones. They never let them talk. It doesn't matter who it is, how sane or insane they sound, one of the women interrupts and cuts him off. So why invite them to the show? :dunno:

In the blue hell, I'm a smurf. I don't know about the regular hell.

None.

"What the dealio?" Maybe you need to **** so much because you've been cryogenically frozen for the past 20 years. 09D8hAcUzms

Bernie doesn't move his arms... (For those who don't know, this is from Weekend At Bernie's II.)

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It's pretty self-explanatory. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mouthbreather

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Re: Discovery of stone tools dates humans in US to 2500 years earlier than first thou Umm... Unless there are human bones found that date back to the same time, in the same area, I'm gonna say those are just rocks. Also, How do you "date" a stone "tool" when the rock it's made from is millions...

Clearly (well, not really, but you know what I mean) a very baggy gorilla suit.

Freddy Got Fingered. Tom Green needs to die!

Wow... LOL! That couldn't have worked out better even if I planned it.

Yes, it will... I will make sure of it.

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Re: Would you suck your favourite *********'s dick if some chic got her pussy juice o ^ This. It ain't because I don't like pussy, it's because I **** dick that much.

Ever been so high you were tempted to ***** green apple shampoo? Just curious.

Sexually Transmitted Diva... That doesn't sound so bad. Or is it Saint Diva? :angels:

"There's no hope with dope."

I said both, but I think apathy is worse. Ignorance is not knowing you've fucked up; apathy is knowing you fucked up, and not caring. Examples... Ignorance: "I invaded your country thinking you had weapons of mass destruction. I guess I was wrong. We'll leave now." Apathy: "I knew you didn't...

1. Face, but neck is okay 2. Ass cheek(s), above ass is fine 3. On tit(s), chest/breastplate really depends 4. Around the belly button - not a fan 5. Anywhere else that is obviously stupid (like the knee, or armpit)

No. Not by a long shot. Robin Williams would be my pick. I also like Gabriel Iglesias, but I wouldn't say he's the funniest.

So are you admitting you've gone months without sex? Hmm... Or even a date?

America is made up of people from every walk of life. Saying America has the most attractive people is like saying Earth has the most attractive people in the solar system. Whatever your race, we've got it. Plus, every possible combination of races. Whatever your fetish, it's here. How could...

I can only hope he meant Natalie, in which case, I would understand and agree. Any good pics of her floating around?

I'm guessing it's because the iPad doesn't support flash.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Do you mean "what is she doing?" Like, with her life and her career? Either way, I don't know.

So... because people die every day, we shouldn't care when someone we've heard of dies? There certainly has been a skewy outlook on life here the past few days. No one said his life was more important, but you're making it seem like his death doesn't matter at all. You're still prioritizing...

First thought: "Suuure he did." That really sucks.

On top of these people, two people I know personally ****** away this week. One of them being a 25 year old girl. Sad, sad week.

... Still processing, give me a second... How do smell your own belly button? Or is someone else telling you this? Are you sure it's not coming from somewhere else? Not important... Do you have a hairy belly button? The yeast infection idea might not be far off. I ***** with a girl who had a...

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Yeah... What? :dunno: Japan is relatively small. How are we to know where Maria Ozawa was at the time? If Brad and Angelina were in Louisiana when Katrina hit, I'm sure the ********* gossip sites would post about it. Because that's what the site is there for. I'm just not understanding the...

Like I said, there were people curious about them in the other thread, and this is a porn site. I don't see what's so offensive about this thread.

Wow... Am I the only one who thinks this is good news? Not groundbreaking, but good news. You're all focused on the dead, why not the survivors? Sure, it's just a few pornstars, but I know some people here were curious about them. This is a site dedicated to... pornstars! It's not a news site...

Awesome! Simply awesome.

You should see my grandma's goitre. (The effects of watching old Gilbert Gottfried videos... Or should I say Gott-FIRED?) :anonymous

^ What he said.

I went with Back to the Future, because, in my opinion, it's the only one on the list that doesn't have a stinker in it (Indy 4, Star Wars prequels, Godfather 3, etc.)

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Tatu - All The Things She Said Gp4oUye8Vf8 @0:50 Correct lyrics: "Being with you has opened my eyes" What I hear: "Being with you is up in my ass"

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