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  1. Ace Bandage

    Sports exhilaration gap.

    Definitely agree with hockey being #1. Televised hockey is still very exciting to watch in its own right. However, it doesn't come close to the experience of watching it live in person. It's fucking awesome. If I was closer to the UC, I'd have season tickets. Pro football is not exciting to...
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    What are you looking for at FreeOnes?

    I don't really know why I still come here. I'm waiting for the board to reclaim its former glory. When revered members of the past make their triumphant return. It will be glorious.
  3. Ace Bandage

    Happy 4th of July!

    Awesome 4th. Team played some baseball. Then I drank some Miller High Life, went to a casino, watched a few fireworks shows, and then blew some **** up. Happy birthday, 'Murica!
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    Happy 4th of July!

    I'll be gone this weekend, so I'll just leave this here: 'Murica, fuck yeah!
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    ******* equipments

    You can have that, I'll take this.
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    2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil

    Excruciating loss. Even though Belgium had us out classed all game, I still thought we had a chance to win it at the end. Wasn't to be though. They were certainly the better team. Howard didn't deserve to be on the losing end tonight. Dude was a fucking ***** for 120 minutes. Defense really...
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    Which of these models would you select as your fantasy date?

    Her page here also says that she does not have implants. Good for her then. I'm still taking the brunette though... You do make a solid point. We need more "The world is ending in two hours. Pick someone within a sixty mile radius to have sex with before you die" threads. Certainly more...
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    Kayden Kross- Bad boob job

    Are you threatening people with rep, brah? You don't exactly have very much... I am not a fan of breast implants. But that's just my personal preference. Ultimately it's up to the girl anyway. So this entire conversation is moot.
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    Which of these models would you select as your fantasy date?

    The redhead's boobs look enhanced... amirite? They just don't look natural. Also, it looks like someone just asked the blond girl if she knows the capital of Vermont... which she clearly doesn't, but she'll smile and nod anyway. Side note: just like to point out the incredibly implausible...
  10. Ace Bandage

    Lost and Found.

    I found $20 in a church parking lot and immediately pocketed the money. Fuck off, Jesus. I ****** your morality test.
  11. Ace Bandage

    Which of these models would you select as your fantasy date?

    Brunette for sure. She's very pretty and her boobs are natural. That's a win.
  12. Ace Bandage

    People who have written tens of thousands of messages in various online forums

    Actually, it was 2003. And it was the NLCS, not the WS. Trust me, I remember. No, I don't blame him. You're generalizing. See here. And why would I let something that I had no control over cause me any anger eleven years after it happened? I don't think anyone takes professional sports that...
  13. Ace Bandage

    2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil

    Yes, feed your anger. The butt hurt is strong with this one. What do you have against the greatest country in the world, ***? Do you **** freedom? They don't say that it in the chant. Pay attention, cunt. Note that it's not in my signature either.
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    People who have written tens of thousands of messages in various online forums

    Where in the fucking fuck is that in the original goddamn post? Show me where you wrote that. Oh, you didn't write that, did you? No, you chose to post a picture of some fatass hipster sitting in front of a typewriter. The original post didn't make any fucking sense. I was right...
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    People who have written tens of thousands of messages in various online forums

    That's a semantically null sentence. It isn't even a fucking question. What in the fucking fuck is wrong with you? You are wasting oxygen by breathing. Please stop. Regards, Humanity
  16. Ace Bandage

    Porn 101

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    Introducing a new Brit porn girl

    I don't think that you could have posted a more unattractive picture. 1. Two overweight dudes with **** bellies and needle dicks? Check. 2. Unflattering shot of a flat chested, redheaded girl wearing ugly socks? Check. If that's porn in the UK... you're doing it wrong. Seriously. I know you...
  18. Ace Bandage

    2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil

    How do Brits feel about the colonies advancing in the World Cup but not England? :D I find it amusing... Yes. Yes, they are. Because we're through to the knockout round! 'Murica, fuck yeah!
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    search engines

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    For the life of me, I can't remember..

    After reading the thread title, I was 75% sure that the next words in this thread were going to be: what made us think that we were wise, and we'd never compromise. Alas, I was disappointed. :(
  21. Ace Bandage

    Sexiest thing a woman can do before having sex with you?

    He just named all the poll options. Settle down, Scooter.
  22. Ace Bandage

    Sexiest thing a woman can do before having sex with you?

    Clean up her half of the goddamn bathroom.
  23. Ace Bandage

    Subway Have Removed Ham and Bacon From Their Menus to Appease Muslims!

    The ***** has already died. Let's not beat him any more...
  24. Ace Bandage

    how to get porn from phone to/thru Chromcast onto TV?

    My desktop PC is hooked up via HDMI to my 60" 240 Hz LED 1080p TV. This also much easier than whatever the fuck you have to do (one cord). And I'm guessing it looks better too.
  25. Ace Bandage

    Must Read From Amazon - Dirt Cheap

    Gary, quit trying to sell your goddamn book here. It's cheap because it's probably poorly written... much like your review. 1. GOP ≠ Tea Party. There are plenty of reasonable conservatives out there who don't subscribe to anything related to the Tea Party. 2. It's amusing that you think Fox...
  26. Ace Bandage

    Movie where her best friend (redhead) gets pregnant and trys to take her baby but ends up not?

    That sounds almost exactly like the plot of Good Will Hunting. And this: J8P1l2bGYQI
  27. Ace Bandage

    Which Country Music Babe Would Make The Best Pornstar?

    T-Swizzle for sure. Though she's not just a country star... ;)
  28. Ace Bandage

    Left or Right?

    ^^ Side note: This photo is also being considered for induction into the Galactic Confederacy's Erotic Photo Hall of Fame (scissoring females wing) located on Teegeeack.
  29. Ace Bandage

    Left or Right?

    Nostalgia bump, FTW! This is how polls are done, brah. Border on the picture is still unfortunate...
  30. Ace Bandage

    Your FAVORITE ********* ****** Combo

    I'll need a judge's ruling here, but I'm pretty sure the correct answer is Marta Krupa and Joanna Krupa.
  31. Ace Bandage

    Was Your First Time Having Sex Good Or Bad?

    No, that's why we have coat hangers.
  32. Ace Bandage

    Tory Lane: Hall-of-Fame Pornstar, or not?

    Oh yeah, almost forgot: you should have used fewer, not less. The number of nominees is determinable. I know how pretentious and self-important you are. So it's probably too much to ask for you to discern the difference. But every time those words are used incorrectly the terrorists win. And...
  33. Ace Bandage

    >>> Miss FreeOnes 2014 Voting Structure! It's BRAND NEW! Check it out! (updated)

    Re: >>> Miss FreeOnes 2014 Voting Structure! It's BRAND NEW! Check it out! I'm here to fuck **** up.
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    Tory Lane: Hall-of-Fame Pornstar, or not?

    Goddamn it. You're poking me with a stick, aren't you, bob? :D I'll antagonize his threads in the talk section... but venturing to other forums seems like too much work. Plus, I can't fully wrap my head around the level of douchiness displayed in those two threads... :facepalm: FYI (for...
  35. Ace Bandage

    2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil

    I'll be rocking this tomorrow when the Yanks take on Ghana. I was rooting for those chaps across the pond against Italy. Was hoping they could pull that one out...
  36. Ace Bandage

    i have a question for anyone that feels like answer

    Eh, definitely not my cup of tea, but if you're into it, go crazy. Nothing wrong with liking what you like... as long as it isn't *******. You don't need validation from an Internet community to enjoy something.
  37. Ace Bandage

    LG G2 quirks

    Completely submerge your phone in water. That will stop all noises henceforth. You're welcome.
  38. Ace Bandage

    Alex Morgan

    A sad day for men everywhere... She's engaged. And it's not to me. :mad: http://thebiglead.com/2013/12/09/alex-morgan-is-engaged-to-servando-carrasco-male-hearts-everywhere-are-broken/
  39. Ace Bandage

    Can anybody get "Old English" Upper Case Font, the Alphabet on there Keyboard?

    I'm not even sure this will look right since you don't have the font installed. You also won't be able to use it to type. And I don't believe it will copy and paste properly either. The site Jagger posted is legitimate. It'd be all right if you downloaded the font. It's not going to affect your...
  40. Ace Bandage

    Was Your First Time Having Sex Good Or Bad?

    Uh, it was fast... :D But it was still awesome. It was after prom (so clichéd), and I was a little *****. Plus, she was smokin' hot - I had really out kicked my coverage on that one.
  41. Ace Bandage

    #PayforYourPorn campaign

    If you download them in 1080p they are. The files will be large, but that's what dual layer discs are for. You really need to move out of 1982. Technology is your friend.
  42. Ace Bandage

    Netflix

    Yes, because it makes sense to spend more money on gas and rental fees than it does to pay a low flat rate and watch as much content as you want in 1080p super HD. Awesome logic. I also use Netflix DVD service as well. $11.00 a month and I can get 2 DVDS out at a time. Basically, I'm getting...
  43. Ace Bandage

    #PayforYourPorn campaign

    Once you download it, you can burn it to a disc. You'd actually save money. Digital copies cost less than paying for a DVD and having it shipped. And you can buy blank DVDs in bulks of 100.
  44. Ace Bandage

    Network problems?

    You need to stop resisting and turn to the dark side. I own an iPhone 5S and an iPad Air. They're fantastic, and I've never had a problem with either one of them.
  45. Ace Bandage

    Netflix

    Not true. You can skip ahead or go back. It's on demand. I love Netflix. Parks and Rec, The Office, and House of Cards are worth it to me. I get most shows in 1080p super HD. There's never any lag or buffering. To me it's a great deal.
  46. Ace Bandage

    What's your favorite sport?

    Sex is a sport. Whoever gets off first wins. I win every time. :D
  47. Ace Bandage

    Subway Have Removed Ham and Bacon From Their Menus to Appease Muslims!

    **these are not the droids you're looking for**
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