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Shenanigans! Without The Four Horsemen, Creeping Death, and Damage, Inc. this poll is tragically incomplete. And the last 6 listed don't even need to be there, unless you're under the age of 30. Of those listed, though, it's Sanitarium

Yeah, there was a story around here about a house that almost burned. Luckily, it didn't catch on fire.

No, that was a wrestling move, made famous by the legendary Jake The Snake Roberts.

yeah I guess some people have this idol worship fascination with serial killers. I sure don't, I'd fuck them up and stomp their brains at the first chance I got and incinerate their remains and forget them. But I do have this affinity your talking about, not for serial killers, but for *******...

Unfortunately, it's actually only been a little more than a year. Eric Medlin As a HUGE fan of all motorsports, it's horrible when one of ours dies. Him and Carlin in the same weekend, damn.

That's the problem with these motherfuckers. The overall theme being bandied about here is that the Dems are "afraid" to do anything rash, lest they alienate the voters and jeopardize Obama's chances. That's the problem. Forgive my oversimplification but the Democrats are pussies. The '06...

Only if our two dicks were in another man's ass. Putting my dick in a girl's pussy with another guys dick, that just sounds way too gay. Oops, what I meant to say was "Hell fucking No." If I have a perfectly fine woman there, I just can't see how saying "Hey dude, come over here and throw...

Yep! for some reason, one night I had a ***** about nailing Stephanie Swift and some unknown friend of hers in a beach cabana. I'm still pissed that I woke up.

Ok slip. Please do, I promise you will benefit from it. You are already open to the concept, and when the details are brought to light, you will gain an enormous amount of knowledge. Peace.

Oh yeah Dave, I'm sure he feels better now! He's trying to just get one girl to dance WITH him and here you are beating them off with a stick. Back on topic Psychology - what'd you do wrong? You didn't wait long enough! Just because the guy says the relationship with her won't work doesn't...

"Rat ****, bat ****, dirty old twat Sixty nine assholes tied in a knot Hooray, lizard ****, FUCK!"

Um, yeah, I can't deny that!

I read your post slip. An adult lifelong ******** of physical and mental pain interspersed with intense life pressures, the loss of loved ones, a constant struggle to stay mentally, physically, and financially whole. Physical disorders that make no sense, symptoms with no identifiable causes...

Hmm, I have little desire to be intimate with a good many women I HAVE met.

I made my first post and then read the rest. Believe me on this one dude, don't bother talking to her about it. Women are wired the way they are and YOU CANNOT make them ******* in the sack. It's either "in them" or it's not. Accept the sex you're having right now because I guarantee it is...

Fuck dude, I swear to god I could have just posted that. I'm in the exact same boat. Girlfriend is my best friend, we get along great, have a lot of the same interests, she doesn't bitch or nag, she bets on football, loves racing. But she's average at best in the sack. I always think back to...

It's Brazil, what can you expect?

I'd **** on you. In a nice way.

There's nothing better than getting head on a hot durface.

NEVER. I ride my motorcycle naked through a car wash, every fucking day.

It involves two chicks ******* ALL over each other and doing ALL sorts of things with each others' asses.

I can definitively say that George Carlin had no small role in shaping my view of the world. Thank you for everything George. I will never forget some of the things you've said.

Less hypothesis on how to make the world a better place would make the world a better place.

What is it slip? tell me. While suicide is not even a remote option for me, I live a life of constant pain. Physical pain. Back pain, neck pain, shoulder pain, headaches. It often manifests itself in anger. some who have been here long enough may notice. They may wonder "damn, Gazinya...

Raid the treasury.

what's up Senob.

Dude. Nice one.

What do you say we overload the inbox of said email account: Edit:

Take it easy. Neither purple's post nor mine had any reference to the price of a gallon of gas. My supply and demand comment is intended to explain why nobody will pay $136 for a bushel of grain. There's an abundance of supply of grain in relation to its demand. If farmers in the U.S. try to...

Tell more your address, I'll show you what I do with it.

2 years, 2 months, and 13 days old. Is that a record? Why this particular thread SB? Can you relate to the OP's plight? If you didn't spend so much time creating polls and unearthing archealogical thread discoveries, you might have time for other things.

"F R E E, that spells free credit report dot com, baby, saw their ads on my TV, thought about goin' but was too lazy" yeah, it happens.

You forgot the choice: Other, it has happened yet.

It won't be as unpopular as you think. Krystal Steal is a clock watching cum dodger. She's tall and thin, and that's the only attributes attractive about her. Her face is a 5, her bolt on tits are average, and voice sounds kinda rough. I think we all here like the "Fuck my ass, cum in my...

Darius Kasperitius is from Russia.

From the Stern show? You're hilarious. I've never seen her...and I'm ok with that. But, although this thread reeks of negativity, I will say that my desire to watch a scene can be shattered much more by the presence of a dude I can't stand than by a porn chick I just don't like. Evan Stone...

Re: Worst thing ... Did she happen to work in one of your clients' offices? Wait, never mind. ;)

Belt sander? Now you're turning me on. Now I can't stop thinking that Dave Rhino was in fact the construction worker in the Village People.

What.

Yes I do, guilty of that, I'll be the first to admit it. I wish they had all the grain and we had all the oil. We can eat something other than grain but, for now anyway, we can't run our cars and motorcycles on anything but petroleum. Then again, maybe I don't wish that. Who knows, maybe...

How does he do that? Does he lay on the floor sideways, under the rear bumper and maneuver his cock into the tail pipe? Does he have a very good floor jack that he rests under the rear differential and jack the back of the car up for easier access? Or, perhaps he's gone to the considerable...

...Did you just watch the movie "Joe Dirt" by chance? "I'm your ******, I'm your ******...." Jaime Pressley, by the way, is hotter than a Mexican lunch.

He must not like cottage cheese. To each his own.

2nd marijauana possesion. About 3 days because I was on probation for a conviction of, you guessed it, ********* possession. Man was I stupid as a youngster but one positive thing came out of it. I met a man who is most likely the best defense attorney in the world. He got it down to a...

Did you have to pay extra for each fart?

Holy ****, I am now uncontrollably in love. Back on topic. I had ACL surgery and started rehabbing WAY too hard. About a month after the surgery it swell up beyond belief. There was no option but to "drain" it. The pain I felt when he jabbed that foot long needle into the side of my knee...

Are you sure?

Course? Wait a minute. You took a class on becoming a male porn star? Do I have a clue what the hell you're talking about?

It's called the law of supply and dem...Ah the hell with it, I'm not even getting into it this time.

Paging Dr. Tunsty. Tunsty, we need you. Stat!