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Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion.

My pan-seared scallops always steam instead of getting a crust.

Essential amino acids and micronutrients are stupid and I **** them.

According to this pamphlet, I am lacking in many essential amino acids and micronutrients.

10-4, good buddy 😀

Imagine a game show in which people answer questions about this forum and its members. Host: Okay, Greg, for the grand prize. Your question is why does The Yak use *****? You'll have four options to choose from. Option number one: to escape from negative feelings and experiences. Opt-" Greg...

It's important to remember that while some chemicals can provide short-term relief or euphoria, they can also come with risks and negative consequences, especially if used in excess or for extended periods of time. It's also worth considering why you feel the need to alter your consciousness in...

I've got something better. Disregard. Doesn't that feel like a copout? I could come up with something original instead making a post about the post itself.

I was playing Scrabble with a female coworker and her nine year old female offspring. I put down the word "ERECTION" and she became annoyed. It doesn't have to be sexual. Anything built can be an erection.

Since I generally only post here while impaired, my poor sentence composition and omitted words on posts might make people think I am poorly educated. You already know I from North Carolina. Everyone here must think I'm some kind of country bumpkin.

I'm sure everyone knows. I just thought it would be a funny way around censorship.

Each morning I return to reality and read the things I have written. It is like deciphering the ramblings of a dangerous lunatic.

Everyone understands this from Dr.Ugs right?

It's only a problem because some people will misinterpret it as the slow descent into violent madness.

Very small power washer used inside people's noses. That is how I will make my fortune.

Are you ever concerned about wet squishy noises sneaking up on you as you go about your day to day life? What if you're with another person? Will they know the wet squishy noises are here for you? Because of the things you've done with your penis?

Please exports me the moral difference

I bet it is safe and warm in her cleavage.

Alison Tyler

I don't remember writing that.

I do not own a PS5 but this does look really good.

If insider trading is wrong, consider me Miles Davis.

I am under the influence of substances and should not be held responsible for my actions.

Pepperidge **** remembers.

The Panthers did not play like a bunch of penises today and won the game. Might be a connection there.

Think about the individual who is most likely to stab you in the genitals. Be wary of this person.

The movie closes with a sad montage of the two star crossed lovers, The Yak and Brandi Love now living separate lives due to the capricious nature of the universe. See The Yak at the gym, then Brandi Love at a different gym. The Yak clicking a mouse while sitting at a computer in an office...

That post might be the most PG I have ever been around here but is heavily censored. The quote I posted from the pegging video was untouched.

I am at a ****** gathering. My ****** gets up from the living room to go check something on his computer in another room, leaving myself and my ******. The office chair in that room is very loud with creaks and groans when people sit in it. My ****** sits in the chair which makes all kinds of...

Haha, [The Yak], that's quite the encounter! 😍🌡️ It's pretty cool that you got a response from Brandi Love, even if it was just about the weather in North Carolina. It's totally understandable that you'd feel a bit excited and flustered about it - it's not every day that a well-known adult...

I can't find the thread and post where I was quoted by Brandi Love. I believe it was 2014. But I'm sure it happened. I vividly remember it. I am not crazy.

Well, I feel I should address last night. The THC hit much harder than usual and I had a blast. I hope tonight is much the same but with less ********.

It can be easy to get caught up in self-criticism and feel like we're falling short in some way, but it's important to remember that everyone has their own struggles and nipples.

Why must I be throwing up right now? Such a small percentage of the human species is throwing up right now yet I find myself among them. It's not great.

I hope I don't throw up but I'm probably gonna throw up.

My perception of reality has been altered by *****.

I think I have to post this to get the previous post out of reload so just ignore this.

As bad as I am at general existence, I remind myself that I appear to be within acceptable norms of basic humanity and people are not calling police wherever I go. So I'm not that bad. But I'm still pretty bad.

I was in a completely different state of consciousness two hours ago at my dumb job. I am very impaired and this is medically significant. Existence has become silly.

Think of a relationship your life, past or present, where you genuinely believe you are the good and correct party. Not about reasonable disagreement between personalities that will happen in life. A situation where the other person is truly at fault and I have forgotten where is the going and...

Earlier in this thread I mentioned how ridiculous it was to censor what we write here in case our accounts become famous. Right the here the original post went a certain way but I had some unpleasant moral insights about myself and I don't want to talk about it.

This will make sense only to me: it was all a miscommunication.

I was once quoted on this board by Brandi Love on a post which I think was about weather in North Carolina. Interesting that the precise details are fading because I remember being unable to suppress a feeling of childish excitement at the time. Anyway, it is mathematically true that this...