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    Anybody got a name

    For her the painted babe: The second painted one down, the hot one http://www.lasvegasvegas.com/2009/01/2009_avn_aee_photos_day_2.php Thanks
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    Does Dylan Ryder spray tan?

    what the hell is a "gods lol"?
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    Does Dylan Ryder spray tan?

    I can't believe this is actually a thread. Some other suggestions: "Does Riley Evans get paper or plastic, at the grocery store?" "Does Audrey Bitoni place the toilet paper on the inside or outside of the roll?" "Does Sasha Grey tie her left shoe first, or is it the right?"
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    ***** ****** makes 9 year-old ******** drive

    I think that's a great lesson in tough love and personal accountability. What better way to teach your ******** that you should not drive after downing a few bottles of Mad Dog and a couple vicodins? ****** of the Year!
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    John Smoltz and Last Night's Game....

    I didn't see the game but I fear Smoltz has nothing left and I really wish we would have got a starting pitcher by the trade deadline. At least we got Martinez 'cause Varitek just can't hit anymore either.
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    Obama Facing 30 Death Threats Per Day

    No it didn't mention Secret Service cutbacks, the article said it was "over-stretched and under resourced", which is just journalistic sensationalism to make you think the article is bigger than it really is. In this era of billions in massive overspending, you think they'll save a million or...
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    shoving things in ass

    I'm calling bullshit. Got any pics?
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    Out Of Control Cops!

    Take a look at this asshole: Officer Cleared Of Planting Evidence The cops have been cleared, A YEAR AND A HALF AGO. Check your facts, for chrissakes. The man they arrested, and later admitted to having the ***** on him at the time of arrest, was being served a domestic assault warrant, had...
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    Obserations.....

    Excellent, most of you got it! Good to see you all.
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    Bonuses for workers at bailed out banks...

    Bonuses most certainly can be and are taxed. And no, it doesn't **** me off that bank employees are receiving bonuses. Unless I'm a shareholder and they're cutting into my earnings and dividends then I don't give a ****. Corporate employees have been receiving bonuses since far before our...
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    Stormy Daniels - pornstar/politician is arrested for beating up her husband!

    Yeah, she looks great in that shot. Actually, ain't a whole lot different than usual.
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    Pretty low sensitivity through masturbation/not able to come via sex.

    Hey, you can't compare yourself to them. Those guys are on **** and viagra. Maybe we're onto something. You're not a viagra muncher with a ******* problem are you?
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    Obserations.....

    Wow. You've noticed a typo. You're the first guy around here to ever do that. But, then again, as I said, some things never change.
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    Is Stephanie Swift hot or not ?

    Hot. To even question it means you're gay or a nun posting from a convent.
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    Acheiving inner peace and serenity.

    I love how "Crystal Clear" automatically became a link to one of the skank ho cum guzzlers.
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    Is This The Worst Movie Ever?

    Did you make that **** up? If not, the answer to your question is yes.
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    Immoral Girl of the Week - Angelina Ashe

    Holy **** PornoDan I'd to anything to have sex with you. You know what they say, gay for pay.
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    What TV shows have you jacked off to?

    "America's Most Wanted". I have a fetish for crime. Oh yeah, and Oz too, on HBO. I also have "Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison" fetish.
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    Obserations.....

    I go away for a while and I come back to 3 different threads inquiring as to the participation of Jewish porn stars, 3 polls pitting one cum guzzler vs. another, yet another mindless poll about hairy or shaved pussies, someone trying to sell soiled panties, and a post about a racist Boston cop...
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    Jewish in porn

    Going with the theme of this thread, I'm an alcoholic pot head who can't seem to assimilate into the mainstream of society. Are there any girls in porn like that? Gee, I hope there are some like me because, well, then I can identify with them and feel secure that someone with a similar secular...
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    Jewish in porn

    Mitch Cumstein, but I think that's a male performer :dunno:
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    Boston Cop Suspended For Gates Slur

    A Boston cop using a racial slur? That's not news and it bears no discussion that hasn't already happened a million times here and around the world. And it never gets us nowhere.
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    How Much Would You Pay For USED Teenage Girl-20yrolds PANTIES/UNDERWEAR

    Well of course it "turns you on". In you're line of work that's called "earning a living." It get turned on every time I get my paycheck too.
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    I've Fallen For My Neighbor

    This woman has NO self esteem and seems to put herself in bad situations. Do you want a women like that? And don't go thinking, like many men before you, that you can "help her" in any way possible. We're men. Fixing a screen door or doing a bathroom tile job is a project. Women are not.
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    Interview Questions for Stormy Daniels

    Banking is a cyclical industry. For example, if you look at the list of the top ten banks today, only 3 of them were in that list 50 years ago. Banks rise and fall based on the decisions they make. Do you feel it is economically beneficial for the US government to artificially "prop up"...
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    A Sex Offender just moved in!!!!

    **** him.
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    Princess Leia or Seven of Nine?.

    Leia seemed like a needy bitch. 7 of 9 all day.
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    Rush Limbaugh - "Entertainer" or Actual Leader of the Republican Party ???

    I was gonna post something. But you said everything I was going to say. Well done :thumbsup:
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    Why the World Hates America

    Well no **** numbnuts! and they are also the proud home to no less than 16, six fucking teen!, of the 20 most polluted cities in the world. That's 80 percent. 4 out of every 5 of the most polluted **** holes in the world are in China...
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    Why the World Hates America

    Gimme a break Woodcock. As George Carlin also put it "You speak rhetoric with complete disregard for the facts. Not one single place in the US shows up on a list to the top 10 most polluted places in the world: http://www.livescience.com/environment/061018_polluted_places.html...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Widespread Panic - Driving Song
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    Freestlying and writing that Dope rhyme

    salad toss entrails rhinoceraus fist jelly donut cornhole fart juice mist smelly twat fish corpse moose cum too douche chug ass nugget who flung pooh
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    Should I do this?

    Don't even act like you give a fuck what anyone says about this. If you're going to fuck your wife's ****** I doubt the decision comes down to what a bunch of hornomaniacs on a porn discussion board say. Back to the more interesting matter at hand. If your wife says you "do it" for her but...
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    Why the World Hates America

    Thank you Johnny! No truer words have been spoken. Oh by the way, I **** America because we're full of dumb rednecks whacked out on Crystal Meth. And some of those rednecks vote. Because our government no longer acts in any capacity that it was originally intended for when this great...
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    Porn actress face like a man

    I disagree guys. He said "looks more like a man", not mannequin Jayna doesn't look like a man so much as she looks like a latex doll. I'd fuckin' hit that ****! :hit: :banger: :nannerf1:
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    There is no pork

    Your post must make too much sense, no one has a response for it. I wouldn't mind things like $500 million on wildland fire management if only it was our money to begin with. But the fed. gov't is borrowing this money with no conceivable way to pay it back. And what the fuck could you...
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    Who Likes Sloppy Seconds?

    Could you post a picture of yourself? Perhaps I'd like to be the one who fucks that ass. And I'll bring a fuckin' can of valvoline if you want. :banger:
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    navigating around freeones for hours beating off the whole time

    I wish to nominate it for dread of the week.
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    Obamania

    I don't know, but he's starting to seem like a real arrogant motherfucker and now that he doesn't need to be nice to get votes, his true colors (no pun intended!) are starting to show. Much like a someone who gets married and no longer has to put on a nice face, Obama seems like he can now...
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    Rate Youreself

    Perhaps this is being taken too seriously :dunno:
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    Rate Youreself

    Face: Human, at least both my eyes are pointing forward Legs: Both still works Ass: Hairy Tits: Really noticeable if I haven't been working out Personality: Fuck you. All in all, I'd say I'm.....who the fuck rates a guy?
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    This is just shocking

    what is that? a combination of Batman and '70s porno sound effects? :dunno:
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    Rate Youreself

    :wtf: see what happens when you don't keep your head up skating over the blue line?
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    Is she worth all this?

    Hooray! Congratulations. May I suggest you move on and forget this as quickly as possible.
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    The transformation to socialism is now complete

    :rofl2: ah, ha ha ha!!! :rofl: :rofl2: And the winner of "you can't seriously believe that" goes to.... And another thing.... On November 7, 2000 the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at 10,978. That was, I believe, the day George W. Bush was elected president. Bush left office on...
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    Would you date me?

    It's no coincidence this picture was taken in a plumbing supply store. I guarantee there's some serious plumber's crack going on back there!
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    My girlfriend broke up with me because I was...too nice???

    That's not what she was saying. She was saying the guy was a dead brain lump of **** who sat around the house all day watching TV and doing nothing else. Any guy like that doesn't deserve female companionship any more than he deserves a playstation 2.
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    The transformation to socialism is now complete

    Finally, Someone who (still) gets it!!! Right on point too Funkwerz, especially the **** analogy. That's exactly what a "stimulus package" is. A temporary escape from reality providing an artificial sense of well-being followed by a tremendous low with lingering long term ill effects.
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    500,000,000 Americans could lose their jobs each month . .

    Unbelievable! The Hell You Say! Imagine that! Politicians these days have reduced themselves to nothing more than preying on the fears of their countrymen. The Democrats constantly threaten economic doom if we don't support them, the Republicans constantly remind us of the dire threat of...
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