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What flavor is the coolaid that you're ********? Because with the flow of information, advocacy groups by the millions, vulturous labor lawyers, our country's transformation to almost completely a service economy...our economy, our country, our rules, our laws are NOTHING like they were 100...

Thank you for this thread. Earlier today I was day dreaming what it would be like to be in 4th grade again. Well, here it is.

why do all you guys think we want misogynistic, degrading names and themes to your website, like "blindfoldedbitches", "meatstuffedwhores", "cumcoveredcunts"? I may not be speaking for the rest of us but I like porn because it represents an attractive woman's desperation to fulfill her...

I look at this one as a zero sum game. She's from Florida, so she should never have been allowed to procreate anyway.

I don't think it's crazy at all. You know he fucking did it.

Unless your way of telling them is to go dick up a dormant thread about guys putting things up their ass from almost 2 years ago.

"Add **** to the Train"

Just **** yourself. But I must warn you. I hear some people ejaculate the moment they die and you wouldn't want to get any on you now would ya? Either that or go to therapy for your obvious OCD.

I sucked his dick just to get high off the **** in it.

fuck that, he'll hog it all. Vegas is notoriously hard to find *****. Ain't no weed growing in the desert either. I'll be in vegas in march and I'm looking for a smokin' hot hooker to **** on me. I'll PM you.

:why: are you hoping someone will show you someone hairier so you can put this burning question to rest once and for all? Good luck in your mindless quest

I hear he's giving the vets in the business some stiff competition.

Can you score me an 8 ball?

I'm with ya on Evan Stone, fuckin' roided out douche bag in an 80's Fabio uniform. back on topic: It's Belladonna. She, Shyla Stylez, Taylor Rain, and Sharka blue once kept stuffing tires up their asses, gradually increasing the size of the tire. Belladonna won with a 315/95/R20. I think...

Oh great day, a Suidical Tendencies reference. Hell yeah! :banger: How will I laugh tomorrow?

Dock that ***** a day's pay for nappin' on the job.

I wouldn't jizz on a ******** woman Ike Stain, but I'd aim for you if I saw you crossing the street. Look both ways motherfucker! :banger:

at least they'd being doing it for something worthwhile.

What's a SCOTUS? Seriously, use all this nut job **** to ********* him down the road.

Age don't matter. Too old is when you look like ****. And you (Deauxma) are far from that happening. We've all seen 25 yr old chicks in this business that look too shitty to perform. So stay off the meth and keep active. One more thing, Deauxma. How the fuck do you pronounce your name...

World Peace? What a horrible, unthinkable proposition. And you asking me to give up my cock for something so undesirable as world peace. What next, "Would you drive a Prius if it guaranteed the end of world hunger"? You can't pay me enough to want a peaceful, well fed world. That sounds...

and stereotypes. Don't forget narrow minded stereotypes. Then again, they can just search your posts for those.

Your statement and your signature quote are of equal intelligence. Guarantee the health of a nation? I assume that is done via the strong and the well heeled help pay for the health of the weak and the impoverished? That completely goes against the laws of nature, survival of the fittest...

Missing: Pantera - Cowboys from Hell Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls Metallica - The Four Horsemen Motorhead - Ace of Spades Testament - Over the Wall AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Floyd - Money Drive By Truckers - Lookout Mountain ***** Hatchet - Flirtin' with Disaster Doesn't...

yes, when she tells me how much that just cost.

Kathy Bates

Don't worry about anything. Obama has done more than any past president on ALL the issues. He is like a god, the savior of not only this great nation but of the entire world. Nobody needs to really do anything now that Barak Hussein Obama has come to provide everything we ever wanted without...

It ain't too long but it sure is skinny. Now your turn Princess. How big is your pussy? Play with it a little until it's all nice and wet. Now, start shoving ping pong balls up there until you can fit no more. Then start squeezing and shoot 'em all around the room and count 'em up. How...

she sounds paranoid and gullible. Just tell that she can't get pregnant as long as you "smash" her from behind.

Rocco Siffredi. That motherfucker is just not nice to women.

And I'm sure he's still hungry. There wasn't much left on the plate after the Republicans decimated his congress in the November elections.

It would be funnier to watch someone try to bunny hop Dane Cook with a steamroller than to watch one of his stand up sodomy routines.

Hotter than a Mexican lunch. These eastern bloc babes like Kate, Silvia Saint, Angel Dark, etc are so much more natural and fuckable looking than alot of their plastic, pumped up American counterparts. Not in any way dissing our precious, inflated, I need-money-for-***** looking American cum...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40923917/ns/world_news-south_and_central_asia Yes, ****** is much more tolerable than tolerance. Ah those quirky Muslims, what a charming, likeable bunch.

ya think?

Barak Hussein Obama is most certainly an Epic Failure. His rating has to be less than 0 because not only has he failed to accomplish anything, he has negatively affected the US to a large magnititude. He has created a healthcare system in which those who can afford it pay for those who can't...

Re: pegging I don't know about all the other ****, but Vicky Vette can fuck me up the ass any time she pleases.

more proof that criminals are stupid. "Hey, lets commit ****** while a camera is pointed directly at me!"

Everything is in the 80s in Florida: The ages, the temperatures, and the IQs.

:eeew: Idea for Tasteless Poll: Who made you cum today, Geraldo Rivera or Chris Hansen?

Yes, they are both members of the Sparxxx ****** of Canoga Park, CA. Lisa is PJ's Aunt, and they've been known to lick each other's assholes.

other than running out of ****, I can't really think of anything.

:******: On the other hand, perhaps there are some strokers out there that have never heard of the original show, and their purchase of this paroday could bring their attention to the original show, thereby increasing "To Catch a Predator"'s ratings and actually benefit its cause. Your...

5 dead Floridian teenagers? not exactly a great loss. they left the car running all night, weren't they concerned about global warming?

Not offended. looks like a cool concept. What offends you about it?

that is pretty awesome

Where are ya emceee? Feel like you've been schooled enough on this subject by people who appear to be alot more informed than you? By the way, when one's supervisor gives an employee some parameters on how he will be doing his job, that's called the employer-employee relationship, not...

So what's the punchline? That's the start of a joke, right? Like, so a ***** walks in a bar...

Mila all day

"I find pastrami to be the most sensual of the cured meats." :1orglaugh