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Victoria Bitter is the foulest thing I ever put in my mouth, and that's saying something. :tongue:

THE BIBLE WANTS US 2 HAVE GUNS LOL Caught the article when it was put up, was both funny as hell and 100% true. Munchausen by Internet strikes me as the most interesting topic they covered.

I fail to see how, if it's consensual, it should be a crime.

Uncle Bad-Touch?

They're pretty funny, but tend to make me kinda paranoid about the local take-away.

Don't get me started on Ciara. That's an Irish name that's meant to be pronounced "keer-ah", not "sierra". I'm gonna hurt the woman with my fists if I find her, and not in the kinky German way.

Whatever it was, I want more and I wanna make White Russians with it.

They Might Be Giants - "Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head"

I had some eye drops put in when I had an operation a week ago, and it was definately not saline. It numbed the area around my eye enough that I could get an ********* in my eyelid without punching the doctor's face so hard his beard became a combover. Which means it must have been really potent...

Just popped one out five minutes ago to Brandi Edwards' "Sharing My Wife" scene. Sooooo hot.

If Clint goes down, I'm blaming you.

Ocean

I'm gonna go ahead and call that article a hoax, as not a single actual news outlet carried the story.

Yeah. Completed "Contra"?

Two story Mr Tickle or Mr Bump?

Solvent

Bah. I'm still waiting for "Berzerk! The Movie" with Christian Bale as the Humanoid and Willem Defoe as Evil Otto.

They Might Be Giants - "Purple Toupée"

I **** furries. And why do I **** furries? Not for the reasons they seem to think people **** them. Because of the persecution-complex they always seem to emit. I have yet to encounter a furry who can just call their fetish a fetish and be done. Furry-ism is the equal of BDSM, **** fetishes, or...

But a horrible place if you plan on getting shot by armed robbers?

The Supremes - "Stop! In the Name of Love"

The French **** English. Try to pick up a bit of French before you go and it'll help loads.

Jackson Browne - "The Pretender"

"The Island"

Bush

Pink Floyd - "Atom Heart ******"

Landing

"The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari"

Very interesting, and surprisingly sexy. Thanks, everyone, now, I uh, need some me time.

Pearl Jam - "Alive"

I don't mind eating a chick's ass, if it's clean, but she needs to have a damn nice bottom for me to even think of it.

So, is a rice dick just some rice shaped like a cock or have I missed something hilarious?

Queen Kong - "David Bowie"

Billiards

Michael Jackson - "Stranger in Moscow"

"Kung-Fu Hustle"

I'd hit it. She's not bad as an artist either, but man, I'd wreck that chick.

God forbid anyone buys her a copy of "Videodrome".

Nabokov

"The Pink Panther"

You can say that again. :tongue:

Victor

Soundgarden - "Jesus Christ Pose"

"Pretty Woman"

Rightio, head down to the third world and take their cattle, see how many lives it saves. It's not about 'preaching', it's about minding your own business and not others. I don't impose my meat-is-tasty views on those who disagree, but I am not shown the same respect by vegans and vegetarians...

The Blues Brothers - "Sweet Home Chicago"

Master

"The Patriot"

Free - "Wishing Well"

Actually, in my experience of knowing around a score of vegetarians and vegans, they're the ones who roar about superiority. I just like to cook and eat whatever food I find tasty and enjoyable to eat, without imposing my views on anyone else, but if I have to listen to another rant about how...