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It's that hard to avoid. Everything I liked when I was a *** that didn't have bacon in it now has bacon added to it. More better, I guess.

I like doing the "Bad Girl! Bad Girl!" routine while slapping my wiener against her mouth.

Give thoughts please...

I'd say Rednecks but my people on my ******'s side are from West Texas but my ****** married into a klan from Kentucky. Gotta keep 'em separated or we'd find out who's better. I'd still lay $500 on the 'necks.

http://news.yahoo.com/police-video-shows-fox-news-anchors-arrest-151659254.html Randy Travis approves. "Errrrrrrr... Yip."

I used to think that was a pie crust when I was a ***.

I do. Ever since I was a *** too for some reason.

Really wasn't that much. Just using a mature Asian hooker for scale. I might actually bribe Honey Mustard into becoming a whore then pay her to do the sex. Hopefully my tender ends up in her dipping sauce also.

His administration will finally collapse under this Colossus of a Revelation. http://gawker.com/5556281/was-obama-in-the-1993-music-video-for-whoomp-there-it-is

To click is just like a tick and I cannot stop. Might as well leave a window open and refresh every 10 minutes hoping some new flesh appears.

Because if you don't they will double post.

Her husband is really the dirty one. My X-Rated humor is less disgusting than his PG-13 material. He has really bushy eyebrows which make everything he utters seem wrong. If I were his doctor I'd have him institutionalized on non-verbals alone.

I never paid much attention to Dixie Carter until she turned heel. Bad Girl! Bad Girl! Enjoy the potato shots to your aged cunt!

I just bumped-off 2 hot and delicious Chicken Pot Pies from Boston Market. They were doing a 2 for $5 at Ralph's and I actually bought 4 so that would be $10. You microwave the pies for 10 1/2 minutes and keep them in the box which crisps the crust. I threw a buncha salt and pepper all over it...

I got up to 13 once taking about 20 minutes. My stomach felt a little funny so I thought it would be wise to stop. Sure was thirsty for **** afterwards.

Anybody in LA go to the Rancho Park KFC on Pico & Patricia. If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'. She works there. Scared-looking Japanese girl who looks like she'll crawl though your TV and **** you later if you complain to the manager about her. I've seen her there many times and have noticed she speaks no...

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So horrifying I almost felt a twinge of concern.

I'm working on a unique look not putting a bunch of blue smears and blotches all over my arms allowing people to see my evil White skin. Hope I don't become an outcast.

I was 10 lbs 3 oz.

Hey lady, just tell me what it costs. Menus inside of menus with other menus attached. If you keep charging like that you'll have to go back to being sluts by default because you won't get any money for the sex. I'd rather have you charge but just don't charge too much. Like making bathroom and...

Trying to listen to some Alcatrazz and enjoy Yngwie's guitar playing but Bonnet's screeching is taking away from the fun. Why does/did Graham Bonnet get hired so much? He was the guy who followed Ronnie James Dio in Rainbow. Talk about going from the penthouse to the outhouse. At least Joe Lynn...

I've been watching the first few episodes. Just awful and ridiculous. I'm not even sure where to start but must mention the scene with the hero holding a *** while taking cartel soldiers down with a single 9mm every time walking past them knowing 100% they have bought the **** entirely.

I can't remember seeing either. Is there a law or has no one built a show around it yet?

I'm more of a Conservative fella and I also watch Monday Night RAW. Jobbers are referred to as Enhancement Talent and they are supposed to make the star look like a million bucks. They might get some offense in but are there to make their opponent look strong. Are Pat Caddell And Doug Schoen the...

Well... Do you? Have you? Shall You?

Boo-Ya and Sweet Sassy Mo-Lassy! I tole 'ya so... Ann B. Davis, Alice on 'Brady Bunch,' dies

Walked by the TV and Carol Alt is telling us that rapeseed is better than canola oil. Rapeseed is a funny name too. If I use it will I become sterile?

I'd like to get some European members to comment on this if possible. What is the potential magnitude of all this? http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/25/marine-le-pen-confidence-proves-vindicated-front-national French far-right Front National party president Marine Le Pen reacts at...

I've done the buttsex on a lady but usually a girlfriend or other lady friend. It has always been after they were fresh outta the shower or performed some sort of ritualistic behavior in the water closet. Tell us about your spontaneous buttsex. Include as many nuggets of filth that you are...

Start with some ECW.

How's everyone else's day going? http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/20/showbiz/shield-actor-michael-jace-homicide-charge/

I should stop doing this. I want to get a 12-pack of soda cold knowing I only have a few cold ones left before running out. I put the new 12-pack in the freezer to get it colder quicker. Ended up not needing the extra sodas but realized what I did when I woke up this morning. Everything is fine...

The cat is innocent too but the ***** is a harbinger of evil who weaved his web creating the whole scenario. CNN being CNN framing the story.

I start off with Julia Roberts. A *****-tooth grin is worse than perpetual baby-talk.

Woulda been easier just to burn a cross(or a star or something), no? Every nation has their **** mongers. http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Middle-East/2014/0512/Israelis-worry-that-surge-in-price-tag-attacks-is-costing-Israel-abroad A municipality worker paints over graffiti daubed in Hebrew...

At one time I was a fat, innocent Catholic School Boy. Being the *** of a Police Lieutenant and an angry West Texas farmer lady the house I grew up in was fairly prudish. I didn't stand a chance resisting the Latin girls at school already aware of their feminine charms hemming their shirts up...

Yesterday, ******'s Day, I go see crazy Chinese Lilly at her Rub 'n' Tug Hut on Venice Bl east of Motor Ave just past the car wash on the south side of the street. As I walk in the bell rings and I hear a familiar shuffling of feet. She pats me on the Johnson then says, "Slow, slow day! Momma...

I get most of my jollies just from looking at free pics. As far as porn video, probably about 10 minutes per week. Buncha free previews and clips mainly. All I need is a peek.

If you were to join one which would it be? Do you follow the buzzards or get after the Russians? Both cut some good promos.

I like to crowd the door at public bathrooms and glare into their eyes when they open the door to leave. I should get a Tumblr picture deal to post the looks on their faces. If someone is waiting for me when I leave I give them a detailed accounting of the prior 12 minutes in there.

I thought I was ugly. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!! http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/goblin-shark-caught-gulf-mexico-rarity/

One of the reasons I never got a tattoo was because I could never figure out anything I wanted inked on my body that I would commit to for life. I also didn't want to run with the crowd that gets the same tattoos. Which tattoos do you think people, whether by regretting or evolving in life...

Ever book a session with a hooker, looked at her, and thought she be handing you the "roses"?

My opinion? No one. Piece of **** extraordinaire. Hitler is one of The Fallout Boys in comparison.

Talk about a win-win. People get to air legitimate grievances that others profit from and what's left of us are happy we didn't get any on us. Like the most empowering Jerry Springer episode ever. How much of a politically incorrect hot mess can this story transform into? I welcome politically...

I have no idea or if there's a connection but both seem to be true.

I figured after I get my cheap ***** at Ralph's I might swing by. Always great sales on the holidays.

I took this gal out for the first time. Weird being our first date also being Valentine's Day. Anyway, I took her to a nice Italian restaurant. She ended up getting food poisoning and throwing up all over the place in the toilet when we got back to her apartment. We didn't have a second date...

... Without her knowing how she answers that question is what decides if you try to find out if she's available? No offense to single ******* but I don't want to involve myself in that situation if I know from the start.