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Stewie Griffin = instant win.

See, maybe I'm just weird, but I think that if someone has that much time to get that good at a guitar video game, then why not invest your time in a REAL guitar and start a band?

That's rich! Haha.

Fail / 10. Good day. GO BREWERS!!!

Even though I support McCain and Palin, I still thought this was funny. haha!

Regardless of whether or not the video is a fake, our debate isn't. First, the *** was at school, in a classroom, during a class. The phone shouldn't have been there in the first place. And the teacher gave her ample time to deal with it. Second, the teacher DID control himself. He didn't flip...

Nope! No sense in making a million if I'm going to die 500 feet later! For a million dollars, would you chop three of your fingers off via lawnmower blades?

^^^ 100% correct. ^^^ In today's society, the 'discipline' is "Ok, well I'll just take this away from you until the end of the class and then you can have it back." She'd just end up doing it again if she's like any normal teenager. Maintaining order by means of a little ******** in that...

Nope. Not for me. Any time it's gonna look like my dick's being eaten by something, no thanks.

He's part rat! It's the only explanation! If a rat can compress it's body down to the size of a half-dollar coin, then that man being half-rat is the ONLY logical explanation!!! That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

I wish it would have shown how it started.

Heh, I've seen that video before. Hotness. But seriously, is it a good game? Worth 90 bucks?

Awesome! I'm glad that some people with too much time on their hands can actually put it to good use. Funny as hell.:rofl:

Poor thing. What did the bad Photoshop do to you?

The Pink Floyd album covers one was awesome!

Thanks for the clarification. My friend has a bottle of it and we were both kind of scared to even try it. We've shot everclear, moonshine...you name it. But the horror stories of Absinthe were enough to curb our curiosity.

"...and if you'll look to your left you'll see a group of moronic people who should probably be removed from the gene pool for the good of all mankind." Moving on. :flame:

Isn't Absinthe supposed to make you hallucinate?

This is one of the reasons why Oblivion should have more voice actors. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zKf3MLhWXM

Whale penis. It's probably a delicacy in some foreign country.

This is what happens when emos live past the age of 16.

"I have money." "I LOVE YOU!!!" Priceless. Thing is, until you know you've met the right one, that's basically how it goes.

Ahh Michael Jackson. Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman.

Haha! The 2nd video was hilarious! Harmonica was the best part.

Serves the girl right. The teacher gave her plenty of time after it rang the first time to turn it off or at least switch it to vibrate or silent. No sympathy from me.

Holy hell...I never thought I'd be disgusted by a pussy but... Fucking that would be like throwing a bratwurst into the grand canyon!

Ouch! I feel sorry for that ***. *cheap shot* Wait until she starts driving... O_o

It's nice to know that any time I feel ashamed of myself, I can watch something like that to make me feel better. Keep the mentality of "hey, it could always be worse." DUMB!!!

Debating whether or not I want to buy this game. My wife wants it...but I'm not sure if it warrants a $90 price tag. Can anybody give me a quick review of it?

Donkey Kong Country Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong's Quest Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble They're all on the Virtual Console. ^_^

Excessively *****... "I'm not *****...I'm just...*****."

BioShock rules! I tell ya, there's just something about using Electrobolt on an unsuspecting victim and then beating them over the head with a wrench 2 or 3 times. :) It's the perfect combination of First Person Shooter and Survival Horror game if you ask me.

A1 Steak Sauce and Maple Syrup at the same time because I lost a bet.

Best album Metallica has put out since ...And Justice For All. They're back!!! I honestly can't think of anything that I dislike about it.

Nah, and I probably won't try. Besides, I know that there's no replacement for my wife. Love her lots!:lovecoupl

Waxing the carrot. Cleaning the pipes. Drain the main vein.

That picture would make a good jigsaw puzzle. ^_^

Absolute bullshit product. Anything like that on TV where they flash the fine print and you see "...has not been evaluated by the FDA" don't believe it. Costs too much, doesn't do a damn thing. As someone else posted: Hydro = water Cut = lose You want to feel better about weight? Weigh...

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Best. Game. Ever. For the PC (mods and such...)

With over 250 titles now on the Wii's virtual console, there's something for everyone. But what would YOU want to see. Don't worry about 3rd party game developers who have left Nintendo's side. Go nuts. Relive your pixeled past! Personally, I'd like to see: 1) Mega Man X 2) Mega Man X2 3)...

http://www.imagevimage.com/images/435820277_eb4e717176.jpg ^^^A stripper did that for me at my bachelor party^^^ Good times.

It may be just me, but the whole guns/swords/knives thing just deletes about 80% of the hotness.

Storm Troopers FTW!!!! I was half-expecting a pic of that couple that was married on top of airplanes. Seriously, if you had to do that to marry the person you loved, would you just move on?

If I could be a little chauvinistic here... It should read: Men - 140 Women - Just try to stay on the road. I'm married so I can talk like this!

Only sundays huh? ^_^

"If you shake it...they will buy." Or....something like that. :D Hot! I'm not sure the geeks would be tempted to buy it off this video though. They might have to have a CG Zero Suit Samus or someone to get the nerds to buy the game. lol

It's old...but still funny. http://stations.espn.go.com/stations/espnradio1000/story?id=lovechildren I like the Bud Selig one the most. :D Mr. Burns...C. Montgomrey Burns...

Wow. I agree with the caption. Stand aside Popeye.

Why do I find this site funny?

I remember how tough Ninja Gaiden was. Thing was, I had fair warning too. I got it well after its release date and went off reviews that said stuff like "this game will kick your ass!" Well, I thought: "It can't be THAT bad..." http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/445123 ^^^True story! I swear.