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Now that...is what I call "******* *****."

This...is...AWESOME!!! LOL!

Haha!! LOL!

Well, it *is* a theory that dinosaurs were big birds...

"You don't like your job...you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed! That's the American way!" - Homer Simpson

I...I...*******

Old, but awesome. It's one of those videos you can watch again and again! I love before he flips, he kinda jerks his chin up like "hey, i'm cool, watch this!" Then, after he gets up, he starts swinging the nunchucks and can't regain his balance! Priceless!

That was great! I'm just glad she fell on the grass and not the concrete!

Disturbing. No question.

Let's hope those are Pez...or chocolate covered raisins.

Heh, he had a "Broblem."

Egoraptor fucking rocks! If you got some time, I'd HIGHLY recommend checking out the "Awesome Compilations." They're... ... ... ... ... ... .... ..... ...... ..... .... ... ... ... ... ... Superb!

Quarter to 7 in the morning. Now that's what I call morning wood.

******* But yeah, there's a reason transparent clothing was made for women.

No ****, no guff. He's not taking no for an answer and he doesn't CARE what you think.

We can all relate to it, man.

Har har har! Good stuff.

AHHH!! IT BURNS! It burns! Nice link.

Dude... Not funny.

At work, my buddy and I constantly rip on each other's ***. This ranges from "yeah dude, I had to use the jaws of life to get my dick out of her" to short one-line songs. Not one to be outdone...I present the following. To anyone who has played (and beaten) the game Portal. You know the song...

Bow chicka wowwww!

Yeah, I think that it's too much money invested for a discovery that helps out humankind in a practical way...how again exactly? I'm no science major but I don't think they'll **** us all through use of it though. Then there's all the Hawking's radiation alphabet talk saying that micro black...

I dunno whether to be happy or disgusted right now...

Skittles! Taste the fuckin' rainbow, bitch!!!

After a bad day at work, it's always nice to know that it could be worse. :D

George Carlin describes this best. "I differentiate between maniacs and crazy people. A maniac will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo. Ok. A crazy person will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny costume at the time!"

No way B.O. is getting my vote.

You mean about the micro black hole theory?

He'll be swinging his crowbar soon enough!

Bulldogs are so ugly, they're cute.

Nope. :)

And that, ****, is why when you turn 21, you should always enjoy alcoholic beverages, RESPONSIBLY!

"Do you know what they put into hot dogs?" "...no, but it's delicious!"

I swear to God, the Bombadier Embrio looks like Mr. Garrison's "It" car from South Park.

Haha! Yeah!!! Think of all the "oops" moments you could get away with.

Weird Al rocks. I have every one of his albums except "Running with Scissors."

That's just sad. I mean...well...I mean...well... Wow.

Ouch... Glad that wasn't my wedding.

Nah, she destroyed roughly $4,000 worth of equipment and trashed customer blueprints for specific tools. There was a whole mess of trying to keep customers after that. She shredded 8 or 9 prints and job travelers for an inspection company that currently has a 4 year / $2.7 million contract with...

Yeah...and they say helmets save lives. LOL!!! At least TRY to steer. I know the *** is kind of young and may be riding for the first time, but you'd think even the most primitive of survival instincts would kick in.

Wow... Sad thing is, something like that happened where I work. Our job scheduler went complete ape **** and started throwing tons of stuff. She threw markers, paperweights, staplers, laptops, bottles of soda, and trashed pretty much everything around her. Flipped out completely. Cops were...

Runways gone wrong!

Haha! 2nd place is the 1st loser.

That's disgusting...

I could have sworn I've seen that before...but it's still funny!

Lost in Translation... Yikes!

That's pathetic...

1) The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion 2) The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3) The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess 4) Final Fantasy VII 5) Super Mario Galaxy

That...was...AWESOME! I have to try it now!

Yuck! Tried it. Didn't like it. Probably won't try it again. Maybe it's one of those "acquired tastes" but either way, I chucked a few breathmints into my mouth afterward!