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Here lies Violator, She wanted his dick, but instead he ate 'er, She bucked and grinded in exaltation, Until unfortunately he died from ************... ;)

Well I can tell you it probably wasn't **** "R" Us. Seriously, how would anyone know the answer to that question? Do some porn lovers actually track down the source of all the lingerie they see in porn they watch?

Were they hoping for more dead? I never knew the gold medal was made primarily of silver.

I've heard this from people before, and I respect your opinion, but I just don't understand it. What is it that is so uncomfortable about having a co-worker that you are dating? Or having a co-worker who you dated and is now an ex? I don't understand this discomfort.... Is this a hallmark of not...

I wouldn't worry so much about cumming inside your girl as long as she's on the pill. Like jagger said, you're already taking that risk by having sex without a condom. If you want to give your girl more orgasms, I would say increase your skill and the amount of time you give her oral sex. Once...

:rofl2: I was kind of "beating around the bush" with my last question. You know this is where I was going to end up! Plus, when you shoot onto a touch screen, will the sensors in it behave as if you are touching it with your finger? You could be halfway across the internet before you know it...

Looks like the toadfish is a sort of angler-type fish. Probably waits for little fish to nibble at those appendages below it's mouth, then *CHOMP!* eats them!

Ape, I must admit that your return has given me the fever as well!

Shayd's got the right idea!

What About Bob?

Good Charlotte - Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

Johnny Mnemonic

Chuck Berry - Johnny B Goode

skip me....

Ernest Scared Stupid

New **** on the Block - Hangin' Tough (I can't believe I posted 2 NKOTB songs)

Kiss of the Spider Woman

Milli Vanilli - Blame it on the Rain

The French Connection

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Royal Oil

Pretty Woman

Edit: New **** on the Block - The Right Stuff

Men in Black I was so slow bc I didn't know if there was a film version to "why the caged bird sings" lol

EDIT: Blind Fury

If they end up having anal, it will go down as a "close encounter of the turd kind".

It's a new week, and once again it's the most beautiful thing I've seen this week! :)

That kitteh is a chick magnet!

Looks like the cat got more than he bargained for!

Looks like do-it-yourself sushi is on the menu!

Love how you can see the horn through the skin! I wonder how that 3rd picture turned out...

In fact, I'm playing pocket pool right now! :rubbel:

To **** a Mockingbird

Metallica - King Nothing

Umpire: OK, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a ****. And then scoring, you have to chug a ****. You have to chug a **** after all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the 4th inning is the **** inning. Chief Wiggum: Hey, we know how to play softball!

The blind get all the attention, whether it's this thread, or the other one where the blind woman got tasered. WHO IS THINKING OF THE DEAF, I ask you! They are being run over by traditional gasoline-powered invisible cars as we speak! This is as bad as the Def Comedy Jam fiasco...how can they...

The naming process and subtle humor of the discoverer of this dwarf planet is way to nerdy for me. :)

Welcome to the club Jana! Hope you have fun, and see ya around! :wave:

Yup, that's quite a Huckleberry alright! Interesting that she's posing for Playboy when she's got a Jesus-fish tattooed on her. Credit her for being at least somewhat open-minded.

No matter how clean your hands are, your body continues to secrete oils in small amounts through the skin. In which case, how dirty would a touch screen get? You'd have to clean it almost constantly. I've seen touch screens before, granted in public places, and they are almost uniformly filthy...

First of all, I would like to apologize for indicating that jack123 was interested in women being *****. Though it might be true, and probably not too far of a stretch, I don't know where I got it from as it was not said by him in this thread. However, I hold that those who enjoy watching women...

I usually go around with the sigs turned off anyway. So I sometimes forget to click the box, and if I forget, I have no way of knowing since I've got the sigs turned off. :rolleyes:

Well your reply is way off topic, but I'll bite. Perhaps the US has some shortcomings, but maybe you can explain why your great nation of Finland allied itself with **** Germany in World War II? :dunno: :nono: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_Finland_during_World_War_II

KFD, I've got some bad news. Buddhist Monks are riding roller-coasters right here in America as we speak! In other news, McCain has already chosen his running mate! Now for the most damning evidence of all!!!! (for all the non-believers) ;) :rofl2:

I didn't know so many people had a fetish for being pissed on!

Well, I wouldn't say that I fall over myself and make doting posts about them, I just try and be nice to them that's all. No, I don't fantasize about fucking them or blowing a load on them while I'm writing posts. I just like to look at them and watch them fuck. I don't fantasize when...

No it isn't. We aren't wishing to see any ill will happen to these women. If anything we are worshipping their beauty and supporting their careers. Some people think there is beauty in the female form. You think there is beauty in seeing it disrespected, beaten and otherwise subjugated. Big...

One of the MANY many many many many many many many reasons I'm glad I don't live in Finland, where apparently police officers have no rights at all. I'm sure they do their job well with that knowledge.

G=General Audiences PG=Parental Guidance Suggested PG-13=Parents Strongly Cautioned R=Restricted NC-17=No admittance for anyone under 17 X=? (dunno the special name for it) http://www.mpaa.org/FlmRat_Ratings.asp

Cool! I did not know any of that. Now it's time for Becks and I to get married!!!

Ah, so you're not using KFD's bridge, eh? Well I've got a boat for you! Is she seaworthy, you ask? Well she's seaworthy all right, sure as John McCain's a Buddhist!