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to late i already ..(falet) my radio:wave2:

thast dick ***** in the 1st degree.........:rolleyes:

if i gotta buy her a douche and exsplain what its for ...to hell with it (cartman:screw you guys..im going home) when the dogs start running and getting under the steps...she will catch on:rofl2: you may wanna see if she knows what soap is to that couldnt hurt

if it smells like calonge leave it Alone...if it smells like fish eat all you wish, if it stinks get a headache....or remember leaving the stove on..but thats a classic..you may have a little trouble selling that one TMO im not sticking My little man in nothing that stinks:wave2:

willie said he stood on top of the white house and burnt a left hand...bill gets my vote for that as well:thumbsup:

i was just throwing that out there for tiittyman...but thanks for the english lesson:wave2:

break the antenna off and put a cloths hanger in its place...that speaks for its self= No money!! just about any kind of car will do the trick

how about..damn he was 3 sheets in the wind????:1orglaugh..maybe im just dumb..but im afraid to ask what that one means

:thumbsup: you are so right i can relate...when god said cock,,i thought he said book,,i said give me a funny one and he did:******: but years ago i was on and off with a girl..not that it mattered..but she had the biggest pussy i ever had..but as you described..we was ******* in the...

Re: Porn Star - Weight gain ginger lynn and lana cox

my bet is she dont do nudes...lets see....shes just dont have that get naked look in her eye..looks more like a fasion model 2 me

1 jessica drake 2 celeste star 3 jennifer lemonde (mistress/pornstar) 4erika bella (from the old school) 5 olivia del rio 6 sorana 7 laura angel 8 simone (little short petite one) 9 cayenne klein (best case i know of for lemon tits and a perfect ass 10 lana cox was special in her time

he said ten...not 110...you gotta go back 3 spaces lol:jk:

NOW there is a tight ass ..that we all talk about so much:1orglaugh

how the hell do you stimulate..with a 150 $...i need at least 5 thousand to really stimulate well.......

PHAT...when did we start calling fat...phat..for short....or another one...i hadnt seen you in a Minute...is awhile out of style Why would you wanna ban panties???...i always liked my candy in a pretty wrapper?

you are right on time..i remember seeing JH in porn a long time ago..i would think...i didnt know if i should get mad at him..or feel sorry for him...he had a cock like a *****..but..i never seen it hard..i dont see that being fun for him or her...only man i ever seen..that his cock was as big...

i started to vote george bush..if i knew he had NO votes i would have lololol...(por little feller).....but actually..i dont know which one was best..but its plain to see by looking around you...one of them fucked up baD!

thanks cs i was going to go stand by the mailbox and wait on mine..but you just crunched my vision..and i dont do hookers...however..i know this nice little place you can go to..and these little 19 yo oriental girls will give you a good massage (with a happy ending)...ahh..that wont work..gotta...

heather from ideepthroat is the best...hands down TMO

no...i Always check the door again to make sure its locked before i start..i think masturbation is is only weired if you get caught....Clean it up people!:wave:

first time i seen him...i had no idea why he would wanna get naked on cam??i havnt changed my mind......:dunno:

someone say Ass?? cher done that well...i love myself some ass

im taking a shot in the dark..and say muslims........

talking *** is where me and cartman draws the line..screw you guys im going home....we need a break..heres conway twitty>>>>:rofl2:

thanks man

thanks man

i never understood the thong concept??? i thought people pulled wedges out of their ass..now..they put something directly up it?/..i like womens underware that gives you something to imagine..right down to the last second..however..a thong does have good points...for example : if shes got a...

you can call it whatever you like...but the rich has been getting richer..and the poor has been getting poorer....for as longggg as i can remember..you can paint it whatever color you like but thats the Bottem line:2 cents::wave2:

everyone that wants to pray should be able to..but that can be anywhere..i never needed a special room?? i never seen a jesus room at school..(lord knows we could use it):wave2:

The clear, unavoidable message: Americans workers should pay more taxes, while the rich should pay less. is this news?? reason for this is our country is run by rich people..they dont give a flying fuck about poor people..they act like they care..but trust me its just a act:wave2:

Re: Redhead Lovers Unite! this is new to me http://annalaceyinhd.com/gals/fhg/annalacey05/?nats=1320350:revshare:AnnaLacey

i never liked fake anything.....

i had to find this thread and make this comment..i was watching some old stuff today...and this thread came to mind..i was watching gauge sucking a cock...and the more i watched..the more i thought she was going to ***** herself to death..so i got a new name for her..littlemisschokesondick..not...

pettis and young was 2 of the biggest playmakers (their was many)in the ncaa last year...that opened up holes for avery all year..taking nothing away from boise..they done damn good..but on the other hand...i could name you about 5 teams that could walk through that cupcake schdule...Every...

lol i use to get ims from women on yahoo i didnt know, begging for sex..prob:facepalm:lem was...they was all from china lmao...i guess must be a dick shortage in chen-a..(i call it)

Re: Who moans/screams best i love to hear celeste star cum...jessica drake makes the hottest face...actually cumming ..or not..TMO:flame::wave2:

Re: Girls fucking guys. i must say..if wanted my ass fucked..i would want her to be the one..she does that well..and seems to enjoy it Soooo much lol

Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V wait hold it..noone told me she was a virgin...that changes the whole thinG...now i just give it 2 months...16..And a liar..cant see this taking long

Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V thats a perfect example of Pussy control...i give it 6 months..if that long ..and he just signed over half??.....one born every minute

calling your home phone is one thing..but they started that **** on my cell awhile back...im like oooooo hell no i be damn if thats flying..i called my cell phone provider and cussed alllll them motherfuckers out...i dont have much cell phone activity so i just got a pay as you go phone...it...

just checked..boise st wont be in the way this year..pettis and young is gonE...the two together has carried boise for the yast 2 years..i been saying that a long time...this year the proof FYI: you will hear austin pettis mark ingram and ryan mallets name for some time now

dont know if you call it big or not...but bama auburn fans dont speak to each other a week before the game:2 cents:

wow..no ink..no metal..no blowed up tits??shes got a lot of nerve:surprise:...very natural:thumbsup:

i seen the first one..after watching it..i find mia isabella and bailey jay more feminine..i been into body building 20 years...and TMO,,2 more shots she would have been a man ...shes got something now?..as big as my cock..not sure what it is..kinda looks like another nose?? @ zeroeroids

couldnt agree more..very nice if it wasnt for the beachballs hanging around her neck..what ever happened to natural beauty???looks like a carnival freak????:dunno:

i couldnt find a link for this one..but i really **** for a ass man to miss this shot..to make a the right ass..its gotta be on the set of legs it fits..she could talk me into doing just about anything to That Ass...jenifer lemonde

lol this practice works better if you plan a shower just before bed:thumbsup:

really?..what do you think comes out of that hole your licking called usa?..tell her to wash it good..and the water should be fine...if you kiss mexico just right,,you can make it flood in the usa:wave2: