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Sports Entertainment is still entertainment. What a freak.

It was definitely a booger but it looked like a Lima Bean. Sometimes when it got bigger it was like a shiny, ripe peeled Avocado. Just remembering this girl I knew from 5th grade that didn’t know how to blow her nose.

NXT is on. Oh boy! Oh boy! Who else is forgetting what day it is? I forgot the date a long time ago. Only know when I need to pick up money or owe it. I use a ledger for a calendar.

It's common knowledge that Jason is locked up in a Mental Hospital somewhere in Georgia. I think he's earned enough sanity points to work in the kitchen now. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/o-j-simpson-refuses-visit-145500940.html

The one in this link posted. https://www.freeones.com/forums/threads/the-2021-moderator-search-who-can-it-be-now.1005224/page-7

Anybody like this excrement? I was watching people smear it on turnips and eat it today. It was like watching the last scene from Pink Flamingos on loop. Filipino *** Birthday Party.

He seemed like a nice cool cat who loved doing ***** like they were going outta style. I just never understood his jokes whether I was on ***** or not. Why is he funny? I conducted a similar thread about Lenny Bruce and I'm still scratching my head. Comedy is extremely subjective and everyone...

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Queer stuff. I so disappoint. He has a lecherous smile but I wasn't expecting that. FFS... https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/judge-andrew-napolitano-ousted-fox-001835774.html

I always wanted to do that too and today I found my test subject. Anyway I live in a neighborhood where making this one left turn is not advised but I remind you I live here. Anyway, I gleefully make that not-advisable left turn with massive success. I heard a noise from the peanut gallery not...

Can't we all get along? When Jane Fonda's sarcophagus opens I hope she's available for comment too. https://www.yahoo.com/news/hollywood-actress-susan-sarandon-joins-005200368.html

You don't have to agree with him to appreciate his boldness. I remember this one time my ****** was telling me in the car all the way to Thanksgiving Dinner that she would provide a formal defense for Benedict Arnold and be willing to take on all the Palos Verdes ****** members by herself. She...

If the police are not allowed to do their jobs the people will have to take back the streets. I hope a wave of horror is coming soon to make everything clean again. Horror will always defeat ******. https://www.yahoo.com/news/******-botched-robbery-victim-says-173115528.html

I don't know. Something like that. Someone mad or not happy. Ben & Jerry's are having some great sales at the supermarket though. I withstood the dirty looks on the Westside of LA waiting in line with a shopping cart full of it and got some great savings yesterday. Those anti-Semitic Jews make a...

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I never met Jackie Mason but Rodney Dangerfield was a member of a gym I worked at. Rodney comes in one day and the 17 year old girl at the desk asks him, "Hey Rodney, why weren't you in Caddyshack 2?" His face turns beet red then he screams at the poor ***, "CUZ I DIDN'T FUCKIN' WANNA BE IN IT...

It would to me. I would rather eat a woman and make sure she's not some old hen that's tougher than a goat. Also way less gay to eat a woman.

This guy's soft eyes looks like he's way too used to it. She loves being a domineering bitch in the kitchen as long as cooking and cleaning isn't involved. Imagine if that weak fuck of a husband left the toilet seat up.

I'm going with yes on this one. She sure got a purdy mouth. Big bewbs too. Her FNC profile pic makes her look like a soap opera star.

I don't even know how to label these people. A foul enough disparagement hasn't been thought of yet. Attacking a 61 year old woman and stealing her walker too? https://www.yahoo.com/news/group-nyc-suspects-seen-beating-122200308.html

Today is your lucky day, sir. I found a new and improved Michelle Bachmann. Punishing Percy will never be the same again and has surely been upgraded. Her name is Tracy. She's also a cop so be nice. https://www.ispot.tv/ad/Ou2r/relief-factor-quickstart-tracys-testimonial-featuring-charlie-kirk

I'm picturing the disgraced Irishman making a set of Benoit Balls out of potatoes. Always fun when someone calls himself The Culture Warrior but ends up having to hide from his neighbors. The show was fun while it lasted but that's a compliment coming from a professional wrestling fan...

BLM = Bureau of Land Management. Nice headline though. Made me click. Thanks Fox News. I knew there was a reason I watch you 24/7/365. https://www.yahoo.com/news/things-keep-getting-worse-biden-132739510.html

Says so right here in this newspaper article. I think everything I know about Haiti I saw in The Serpent And The Rainbow. https://www.yahoo.com/news/haiti-seeks-u-u-n-050044712.html

Welcome to the Pop Star Edition of You Fuck Her Or No? Today our object in question is Lady Gaga. The question, as always, is "You Fuck Her Or No?" We invite you to vote then at the end let's see what the studio audience decides. I'm fucking her Donkey Style. That's a "yes". Take it away, Don...

I went to the Ralph's over on Olympic and Barrington to get some soda and ice cream yesterday. I get to the checkstand and out of my right ear I hear, "Sick shirt..." I looked down then back up forgetting what I wore. It was a Morbid Angel shirt and I thanked the fella for the compliment. The...

Olympic fever must be catching on early. Joey is training for The Hungry Games. GO JOEY GO!!!!

I was a fan of both shows/franchises. Some of the worst prisoners in Oz played cops/doctors on Law & Order. JK Simmons played both Vern Schillinger and Dr Emil Skoda. Christopher Meloni played Chris Keller and Detective Stabler. Dean Winters played Ryan O'Reilly and Officer Cassidy. Kathryn Erbe...

Eat a lot. ***** a lot. Smoke a lot. ****** a few bags. Enjoy your 4th regardless. Thank God for us.

Oh heck yeah I would! She's a nice lady that does Yoga and I would like to do the sex to her.

That's a lotta money. If they scraped all the ******** *** from their wieners and put it on a scale I wonder how much that would weigh. $850 million might require a cattle scale for all that fertilizer. Buncha jerks...

Lots of traffic on the Westside...

I've tried to get into these guys over the years but they seem more like the record executives on stage than the musicians. Lucky Gene Simmons doesn't ***** or he woulda poked Paul Stanley mistaking him for Cher. Just a thought...

I Googled this and Google said it was false. Google said I could be making the cart worse by blowing saliva into it. I only blow dry air from my mouth. It works. Google is full of hooey. If a cartridge is in really bad shape you may need some *******.

My favorite M&Ms are M&Ms w/peanut in the regular yellow bag. If I could I would make M&Ms with chocolate inside with some honeycomb in the middle. Mini Gummy Bears too. I wouldn't be surprised if they had Dark Chocolate M&Ms with a drop of Tabasco somewhere.

They gotta make a movie about this guy. Matthew Mcconaughey can play him. https://news.yahoo.com/john-mcafee-found-dead-spanish-193256827.html

Carrying over from my other thread but what the heck happened to Burger King? I used to love Burger King as a ***. You could blindfold me and I'd know the smell of a Double Whopper w/cheese. Burger King seems to have gone so far downhill over the years. The one I go to on Sepulveda/Palms is...

Sign up for archive.org That's all I did... https://archive.org/download/htgdb-gamepacks

To **** someone is not to dislike them. When you **** someone it's like a dysfunctional marriage where you go to *****, **** up, and live your life obsessively thinking negative or morbid thoughts about someone else. Back in Elementary School the nun who was also Principal managed to say one...

I don't watch basketball but I saw the news. Phoenix Suns.

Fascinating stuffs to watch on YouTube but could any of it be real?

If there were an actual tournament where world leaders fought their own battles who would reign supreme? I'd pick either 68 year old Vladimir Putin(Russia) or 44 year old Ramzan Kadyrov(Chechnya).

I'm not all that familiar with Lenny Bruce except for his association with the first amendment being a rebellious comic. I saw the Dustin Hoffman film, Lenny, some years ago. But, aside from what was previously mentioned, was he funny? Did he have an act that made the audience laugh? From what I...

Evidence...

Just found out but don't know when we go yet. Eight nights, seven days round trip plane ride, hotel, plus three hundred dollar food card. Life is good and Hail Satan!

RIP Whitesnake music video lady. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tawny-kitaen-80s-music-video-135858892.html

Reminds me when I was managing this gym. My GM would come up to me, look closely, then say, "Didn't stand close enough to the razor this morning, eh?" I'd retort back at the idiot, "I just stopped doing **** a half hour ago and I still got two beers left. What makes you think I have extra time...

Four stars and many arrows... https://www.yelp.com/biz/gengis-khan-los-angeles-2

I'm starting with the 1979 film starring George C. Scott titled Hardcore. Amazing film of Calvinist ****** tragedy that's a bit of an unintentional comedy as well. George C Scott growling his lines with excruciating pain and frustration on his face grimacing while grunting sounds of anguish you...