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mick jagger and brandon boyd

so if i were to get a shirt, how would i get it to you to wear? :D

so, you mentioned you had a ***? damn, you are now my favorite milf ever!! :D

how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. lame.

francesca and brea from x-art :drool1:

Re: Who made you cum today? angel dark

thanks for the add! :D love that body of yours

i've done my research, payed my (zombie) dues :D you guys got your houses zombie proofed? :tongue:

wrapping up a business meeting and then driving home. didn't realize the rapture happened until an hour later when i was at work :tongue:

do people really have the time and energy to gleam racism in porn? i watch a **** ton and i've never noticed...how much porn do you watch?! :D

i do me some cock push-ups. tenacious d style. :D

and you want to be that close to the zombie because...? seriously if you want gory, try a landmine and watching it from a distance. a very very long distance. :D btw, everyone who digs the chainsaw, stick with the katana: no gas, no noise, hardly any weight, concealable, should i say more? the...

like if the hottest chick ever had a penis? :tongue:

#1. Bullets Explode Everything bullets are always incendiary. everytime some one fires near a car, it explodes :tongue:

hobbo with a shotgun

wow, good job again police. :facepalm:

good advice. i put a **** ton on my external harddrive and now, hurray! more space! dammit i need spellcheck

haha, what? i'm good. i'm just trying to figure out video animated gifs. it's kindof a lot of work

nice. just nice. :1orglaugh

"everybody remain calm, this won't take long!" as seen in tommy boy or "bomb!!" that's an instant classic :D

it's already waaaay funny :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

big is better than a (or a-) cups, but whatever, i'm a man

sounds right to me...:D :D :D

kind of funny (mainly thinking of his persona), but then immediately very sad. RIP macho man.

so just phoenix az? any trips? las vegas, slc? :D

woohoo! finally progress reported after 10 years! :tongue:

btw, everyone stocking up with guns are gonna be ringing the diner bell everytime they fire it. try a crowbar, katana, and firstaid kits, food rations, the quiet and deadly. not the loud and dead :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

^^^or maybe in vagina or anus (snapple bottle, anderson baseball bat, sony tv remote, whatever) :D

ask chica about her "sock fetish" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

"The Zombie Survival Guide identifies the cause of zombies as a virus called solanum." best part of the article. love that book. if you haven't read it, you don't know dick about zombies :D

erin avery = :drool2: :drool2: :drool2: :drool2: :drool2:

hey sabrina, i replied during the "nonresponse period"! i'm down! :D

god, this thread is great. not into feet like male12, but damn that's hot.^^:D

i feel akward for a second, then my defensive side kicks in. then i feel like "fuck you, i'm awesome. if you feel weird, that's your fault not mine"

nope. idiots aren't taking responsibility for their actions

me too!!! :D and what theme? his fur? :tongue:

erin avery. smokin! :rubbel:

erin avery is amazing!!! :D :D :D

how bout life time accomplishment awards? like the kennedy awards?

now that's bad ass. i'd host anyone. we have couch surfers come through all the time.

that's him in the photos. and alise, C, why don't you two get a room. make sure you put a few cameras in there first tho :tongue:

okay, sabrina will house all the ******* guys at your place as they "get ready" right before the shoot. have fun :D

yeah, put it on C!

^^^brown bear? vanilla bear? sounds racist to me. on an unrelated topic, where's my teddy grahams? :D

my vote's for brea lynn, but there are a good nuber out there that look great

because i jizz on the sofa, but that's just me, not sure about the rest of you :D

a huge ironic twist, cause his feet ARE huge^^

actual cleanest pool boy's pool^^

nice teen ass :D

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