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yeah, buy some fake ***** from your local smoke shop. i think its called wizzinator. it seriously works

damn, that sucks major balls. Weird al used to be great until he started just parodying rap. Where are the polka medleys and the GOOD parodies? make fun of nickelcrap, or that katie perry song 'i kissed a girl', heres a good start 'i fisted a girl'.

hey come on, hes better than dane cook and carlos mencia good bush, kramer, pacino, Farley (if you haven't seen his comedy central special or heard his cd, hes got a dead on impression) bad trump, barkley

I'm pretty sure the psychic knew about the crash, just how easy it is to infer from the episode. Plus, Claire saying that 'he knew', and how he kept saying the baby has to be raised by her, and how shes on the island raising baby, just sells it all for me. HOWEVER there is probably something...

ACtually i do get pussy quite often, which i'll have to thank your ****** for. HOWEVER! how can i really jack off to these forums whenever someone posts a link like www.wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf? or www.wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf? it comes up as...

So because i used 'beej' as slang, i apparently don't get any? Thats funny, why don't you go pay a hooker, or a slutty sorority chick, to suck you knob, go down on you, give you head, or for your Yale studyin ass, perform fellatio. remember i already said they feel awesome,:blowjob: so i know...

Oh and Wikipedia doesn't count Porn0lover. and after reading more posts, you were probably that loser in high school that everyone made fun of, and you wanted to **** em all, but you had your future at (insert college here), wah wah. and if you're wondering what a beej feels like, maybe if...

Is your car automatic or something?

oh and by the way, what does a blow job feel like? AWESOME! i don't know anything that can emulate that feeling.... maybe a whore or one of those flashlight masturbating thingys

..what the hell... If you actually are a yale, give it bout 10 years or so, till you're making high 6's -7 figures a year, then all the little gold digging whores will suck you off. Patience mr awkward. Or you could join a frat house, and get some slutty sorority b1tch to fcuk you

no, you search the 5 dollar bin if you want some really REALLY cheap low budget mexican movies

how do i post a pic like i tried to do in my most recently started thread

i know, i love the vid thread, but those porno youtube sites are the best, and so easy to find what you want

hey guys this chick is so hot, and this one specific cumshot vid is on net and i've been dying to know who she is. can any one help me out? http://ss-3.wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?wtf?/screenshot/04/53/screenshot_multiple/45374/45374_multiple_1_large.jpg...

http://wtf?.spankwtf?wire.wtf?/Ron-jeremy-sucks-his-own-dick/video102442/ this is of the mentioned video above

So who has seen this movie? I honestly will say that this is the greatest movie of 08 (i haven't seen dark knight yet), Definitely the best stoner-comedy-action film ever. Better than Harold and Kumar, and it could even gain a cult following like C&C Up in Smoke. Who else loved the movie? and...

yo private message me that link u posted in the girls kiss guys after they cum thread

...ok listen mister, it don't matter if its its not on the rules, poopy porn should be just as ******* as ****** and <18 xxx... so yeah, if these mods have the 'rules that they have', ***-*** porn should be added on there. and that sandbox ****... is pretty close to the win, next to dudes...

if you can guess which one of the many sites that changes to wtf? when you link it here, if you search for a 'lannie barbie hottest scene ever' you will find a super hot ass vid of a guy girl snowball

i'm not a big fan of these video link rules, they are a bit... um.. well i don't want to get ******, so i'll leave it at that. But come one this a porn forum, if you're gonna make a badass site with a badass forum, let the members share some of this bad ass porn that either gets deleted, or...

What is the most fucked up/funniest thing you've seen in a porn flick? and remember those forum rules still count, so no ******, kiddie, 2girls1cup, ****/*****, and fucked up **** like that The most fucked up things i've seen in porn are (in no particular order) 1) during a gang bang, all the...

http://www.nsgalleries.com/hosted1/jb/movies/carie-sable/index.php?id=100025 (Keri Sable) http://www.teentotal.com/jenna-haze/threesome/doublepenetration-babes.html (jenna HAze)

Re: Best Facial Part XI quit posting that same damn link in different forums

well jeez, aren't you guys smart! Its the dudes wife, who has never used or even handled a *** in the first place... do you think it would be a smart idea to give your wife a loaded *** the first time she holds one? Not only that, but i'm pretty sure if she knew it was loaded and that **** went...

No, because if its used in any context to refer to anyone of indian/middle eastern decent, its the same as calling any american a 'yank', or something of the sort.

3 cocks in a pussy? are you talking about that one video on spanky wirey where some chick takes 2 or 3 dudes and a dildo?

another american company gone.. eh it sucks, it happens... but come on... Bud, Michelob Ultra and Natty lights :****: :throwup:? i don't think that this is that big of a loss

Re: Unless this was a joke ... So prof.... you want to help the poster get 4 other people to run a train on his girlfriend? i think he'll like that on:thumbsup:

i must say, i will never be able to choose, but it would be an awesome threesome.

how are you guy able to tell from that last clip and the brazzers sample clips that anything happens? its so short

Nautica Thorn http://promo.premiumpass.com/exclusive/spermswallowers/1/4835-13297.html?MTAwMTMyOjg6Mjg0 http://promo.premiumpass.com/exclusive/spermswallowers/1/4836-13297.html?MTAwMTMyOjg6Mjg0 http://promo.premiumpass.com/exclusive/spermswallowers/1/4837-13297.html?MTAwMTMyOjg6Mjg0...

i don't see why mods get mad at this, yeah blah blah blah rules.... but that webiste the *** gave that had 'universal passwords'... well it didn't even fkn work. NONE OF THEM!!!! :rofl:

HEY BUDDY! that disturbed song actually had a solo in it, props for that...but they still aren't very good however these are my worst cover songs ******** of Bodom - oops i did it again (or any of the cover songs off their latest album) ***** ant **** - smooth criminal (don't try to make...

off the bat... probably not, unless it wasn't noticable and really akward. but a chick with 4 arms would be the **** cuz she would jerk u off with 2 hands and have 2 left over to massage your balls

looks like someone wanted to go in to a little bit too much detail and research, Sounds like you've been curious about it before:rofl:

how was the mist a shitty ending? A) the dude ***** his own *** as he wakes up, sweet B) after ******* everyone and not having enough bullets, the guy walks out side to find the army trailing behind him! he royally fucked himself over hardcore

Re: Pornstars who look like *********** taylor rain and mary louise parker (the milf from weeds) gia paloma and billie piper

mine is the 'metalocalypse'

well as dethklok says r.s.v.p. please for the death of me you have little life youre running out of life happy birthday happy dethday

like DUDE, use the search feature, you'll find everything if you so click on search and type **** in, if your too lazy.... .... ...here ya go http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=172183&highlight=cumming+more+than+once

ohyeah? well read this story! http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=2283535 its funny as hell

they should have had one of those dildoes that cums, and so when it flew it shot cum everywhere

werent rules meant to be broken?:rofl:

well theres also that lady whose on 'my name is earl' and play earls lawyer, and was on dancing with the stars... shes deaf

why would u want a t-shirt that lets everyone know 'HEY! i've spent...****** the past X amount of years posting on a porn forum to get THIS shirt for free!' ... ?

i agree with the poster, some people here NEED to get a life, and i don't i need to list the parameters of what falls under that cat. ... ... i gotta say some people shouldn't take the porno-postin on a forum so seriously

the funniest thing is what the guy posted b4 you. But what if your *****... aka level 5 ***** like lsd or X trip? hmm????? don't most bizarre sex stories start off with 'so we were ******** and...' :rofl:

Re: Episode 5-7-08 i've already seen that episode, but for any one who hasn't, that post is such a spoiler. haha but i liked it, i know that claire is where she can be safe, cuz shes a super hot milf, and its weird to seen matthew abbadon back in the episode (that black orderly) cuz i...

well g. bush has been prez in USA for the past 8 years.... i want THOSE 8 years back

sarah jay is eww... but lisa sparxxx is fucking hot