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Divorced. What put me over the edge? Mostly the bloke she was living with while working out of the country. Even then, when the adult end was all cut and dried, it was a complete drag because of the fact ******** were involved. And lawyers, lots of lovely fat lawyers.

In a closely related story there is a five part essay by the cult film director John Waters on the Huffington Post at the moment. He was a tripped out counterculturalist during the same period as the Manson crew and made a journey out west to go some of the trials and the sentencing. It is...

it's not my gag but Vic Reeves had the shotest recipe for his favourite food that I know of. Bread + Fire = Toast

In the post viagra age there will be alot less old men willing to take you up on this offer. So what I am saying is that for a lot of old guys viagra is worth a billion doallars.

If the president is getting 30 death threats a week/day/hour stories about this kind of accurate shooting will give you a sinking feeling

I'll be stealing that quote thank you

Usually these pictures have some sort of comment along the lines of, "if you look closely you can see a car/tree/the Pope's Underpants in the distance." With that first one it should read, "look closely and a big boner will appear in the foreground."

Bizarre. Another example where the US will not let people grow up. It never ceases to amaze me. Especially when they talk about college students and ******** as if it was like letting three year olds play with dynamite. I read last week that one of the people who pushed Reagan into signing...

I know a bunch of reformed characters and they are all different in their approach to cleaning up. The single unifying factor was that they realized they had a problem and they took it upon themselves to clean up. In short they wanted to be sober more than anything else. Sincerely friend good...

didn't she once do her show from Texas for a month while she was down there to give testimony against somebody or other. (It might have been the beef lobby - don't quote me.)

I beleive the phrase you are looking for is Chapel Hat Pegs

Sir Bobby Charlton talks of Duncan Edwards (an english footballer who died tragically early at 24 - I think) as a footballing god. If he says it I'm inclined to believe it was true. i would love to see him at the height of his powers.

She'd be good for dry humping

Although there is a saying that history belongs to the victors, it doesn't mean it is true. There is plenty of history written by the losers. You are right to mention Titanic as it is a good example of the damage hollywood can do when they 'sex up' a story. In the afore mentioned movie, one...

I will never 'get' wrestling. I would love to have the appeal explained to me.

I'll use this thread to promote the late geat Alan Coren and his 1976 book, "All Except the Bastard". It is a book of short funny stories, each one inspired by an actual quote from the newspapers of the time. The catalyst for the particular story I am thinking of was a report that US backers...

Often in hip hop the artistry comes in the production. I would be interested to read from those with a better knowledge of this genre who are the great producers. (and why you think so.)

What are the criteria for being a Spike TV 'expert.' Ownership of the complete Girls Gone Wild catalogue and wanking callouses? I'm all agog to hear what these boffins of the blowjob, these gurus of the gangbang, have to say about the history of kicking ass. They've got a...

With some shagging in it.

If by this you mean rugby union (I'm sure you are aware that there two codes:rugby union and rugby league) then perhaps you are not aware of the campaign of exclusion that rugby union has foistered upon rugby league for more than a century. I would point you to the book "The Forbidden Game."...

At heart this thread illuminates a very american trait: that the military are more important citizens than the general public. They are not. They are absolute equals. To be fair to the military they seldon complain, but those who complain on their behalf never stop moaning.

I thought the big deal with steroids was that they enabled you to keep training hard with a short recovery time. Roided up players never had the 'dog days of summer' slump. They were as strong and fresh at the end of the year as they were at the beginning. Of course the bulk and power didn't...

As awful as this is it does not scare me half as much as when elected officials want to invoke god in foreign policy. (Usually Israel.) Did anybody see that goon recently on the climate change committe hearings (senate or house I can't recall.) where he was banging on about how god will make...

Like some of the others here I didn't make it too far into the video. I had better things to do than listen to this shouty nonsense. However I am interested to hear from those who stayed with he show. Was it, as I suspect an informercial for a shamwow knock off? If so, did anybody buy one...

You're right we must remain serious all times about our attitudes to comedy cumshot compilations or else the very fabric (and by fabric, I mean latex) of society will torn asunder. Personally I'd much rather watch some silicone enhanced, collagen stuffed bimbo pretending to be a school...

Woodie Guthrie had a similar feeling years ago, his solution was slightly different. Let's have Christ our President Let us have him for our king Cast your vote for the Carpenter That you call the Nazarene The only way we can ever beat These crooked politician men Is to run the money changers...

Certainly not hollywood and certainly not big budget this TV film has stayed with me. It should have played on US TV every night for a month while the debate raged about invading Iraq. http://www.screenonline.org.uk/tv/id/439385/index.html I can't find a clip on youtube.

Now either you wouldn't date people on freeones because you fear that they are like the person you know best on the site - yourself - or you would date someone on freeones because having a look at pretty girls is neither odd or something to be wary of in others. So I would date someone from...

Simple economics. US healthcare although "free market" is as bloated and uncompetitive as the former "big three." Like the big three used to, it has lots of friends in Washington. As a system, if it had to compete with those of comparable western democracies it would get pissed into the...

I remember reading an article from her pre-politician days, when she was interviewed having driven miles to wait in line to meet Irvana Trump. She went because she was a fan of the glamour. I thnk the money and the fame (sans press intrusion and the need to sit down and bone up on Pol Sci 101)...

Palin - Fox Explores "What Next?" Fox News is out with the first "what next?" poll on former governor Sarah Palin: "homemaker" tops the closed-ended list. Here's the full breakdown by party identification... Q: What do you think is the best job for Sarah Palin now that she has resigned as...

I see the wranglings of the healthcare debate as a reflection of the wider changes coming down the pipeline. The old system was bourne out of a time when employment levels and benefits reflected one kind of economic reality. The changes will reflect a new economic reality. Some aspects of...

1st paragraph - never a truere word spoken. 2nd paragraph - I'm so jealous. I read an interview with Mr M in which it was revealed that his assistants referred to him by the title of maestro. In almost all cases this would get on my tits. Not this time though. His lifetime of genius...

I thought this was going to be a thread about the fact that your caps lock and exclamation mark buttons were sticking.

Er, don't a lot of the advancements come from countries with socialized systems or the **** companies? Innovation won't be shackled by this bill or am I missing something? Under the current bean counting system isn't the drive always for the quarterly profit - usually the death of good...

I just forwarded these pictueres onto my mum, seeing as we were chatting last night about how young people these days are very careless about hanging things up. She agreed completely and says she can not recall one single instance of rubbing one out al fresco in southern europe without first...

You will also die if it doesn't pass. You will also die if some of it passes and other bits don't. You will still die if the bits that didn't pass in the previous example pass and the bits that did pass in the previous example dont pass. You are going to die. Face it.

I always thought Fox news was not worth a wank, apparently I was wrong it, is al oad of wank.

Would things be better regarding infrastructure if all highways were privatised?

Many years ago I read "the Good Companions" by JB Priestley. In it, an Oxford graduate was described in his patronizing manner as characterizing a collegue as having all the abilities of "a highly intelligent fox terrier." I could never shake off this phrase whenever Palin stepped up to a...

One of you needs big boobs (D's in my opinion.) and at least one of you needs a sense of humor as it is a fairly comic act.

In my experience the older women who have **** and are divorced have heard all your **** before and are refreshingly open about the practicalities of dating. My one slice of advice is to not focus on the differnt cultural refernces. It gets monotonous that when one of you remembers a song...

There is a joke in here somewhere about passing a Turing test but I'm not sharp enough to make it.

Having said that if conditions were wet nobody can keep their footing on water like old JC.

Wasn't Jesus sent down here to fail? If the fight was on Terra Firma then Mo should get the nod. Also all that turn the other cheek stuff wouldn't help.

This thread should be called the worst famouscomedians. I'm sure we have seen some howlers that we can't remember. I try to find hip hop and rap that I can enjoy although I'm hopelessly white in my musical tastes. I had a similar problem with the comedy night at the Apollo and the Russell...

No. We should also criminalize dirt, sunshine and water and that way nobody will be able to grow it. Just think of how many new jobs could be created with a dirt enforcement ageny, a bureau of sunshine and aqua cops. Of course they would probably need expanded powers too. And we would need...

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Re: Obama has lost a lot of creditibilty over comments on Prof. Gates' arrest at his At the moment his credibility abroad remains high. An enduring feature of the American media/mindset is the belief that stories within America play out the same way in other countries.

Rare is the tattoo that doesn't emphasize the tatt.