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Hoping the Flyers wrap it up tomorrow night. That said, simply getting to the finals will be the high water mark of the season--and I say this as a Flyers fan for the last 35 years. I don't see how they can match up with the Black Hawks. They might steal one game if Leighton plays out of his...

One thing missing from the list: creampies. That's about as close as porn will get to everyday sex. And it's pretty damn hot to see a babe like, say, Sativa Rose with a load dripping out of her twat. One more thing: REAL female orgasms. Yes, I know it's an order of magnitude more difficult...

Wrong. Dead wrong. Hopelessly wrong. You, my friend, are on a collision course with what might well be a worst-case scenario. If she has a set of inhibitions to go with that creativity/activity vacuum, I am truly sorry for you: I should know, after approximately 36 years in that same married...

Nah, she's not cold. She has plenty of insulation.

That's a riot in a twisted way. I'm reluctant to propagate this further since it might give those numbskull officials in the NHL ideas.

If you're still unsure, try getting a broom handle, coating it with rancid shortening, and shoving it up your ass. If you like it, then you're in business. If not, well...time to re-evaluate.

OK. If so, he could go on cruise control doing his own car/motorcycle thing and still never have to worry about money for one second.

Good one. You have to wonder how much of that hardware can actually function apart from moving itself under its own power. Seems to me the Soviet military machine was hampered badly by corruption, no maintenance, and a near total lack of spare parts that made nearly all of their equipment...

From my perspective in the US, I don't see any huge problems. The British system with the unwritten constitution seems to have worked comfortably for quite some decades, in both war and peace. The only fly in the ointment that I can figure at the moment is the now-unprecedented situation where...

Faith Hill wouldn't be too bad: imagine those long legs in heels, garters, and seamed stockings...

Proves Jesse James is a colossal dumbass for throwing over a babe who's both hot and a consummate money machine for this bimbo who's addicted to ink. Speaking only for myself, tattoos do nothing at all for me, so he's welcome to her. Still, I guess she's getting her fifteen minutes of fame.

And (s)he looks like some fat dude you'd see at a sci-fi convention.

Is this question self-referential?

The last solid president: Ronald Reagan. http://www.internetromanesc.com/website/videos/news-politics/reagan/ronald-reagan-picture.jpg The United States last had an excellent president when Dwight Eisenhower was in the White House...

Thanks. At least now I have something to use in a search.

Notice that it's a short bus.

I suspect she's a *****-league professional since I've seen her stuff in a few contexts, like this bath one. Any ID, please?

You might as well ask when I decided to start breathing.

Any idea how old Dr. Sabrina/Barbie is? Guessing late 40s but it's difficult to say.

After that, I don't think too many dudes will want to take a chance going down on her.

Uh, that's more like the '30s.

You numbskulls, that's a lobster (Homarus americanus). This is a crab (Calinectes sapidus; specifically a blue crab, as one finds in the Chesapeake Bay):

This is both clinical and gross: how does she attend to day-to-day hygeine in the same manner that normal-sized women do?

Nothing weird like pineapple, cucumbers, or broccoli--I've seen all three. Don't particularly care for faucet washers (i.e., black olives: that's mostly because I don't care for the taste of sodium carbonate, or washing soda). And absolutely, positively no bait.

Re: Lane Bryant plus sized model hot or not? Why on earth not? By definition, a mainstream model is a babe, first of all. So what if she's carrying a few extra pounds? It's obvious she's not fat (well, not skinny, either), and has a body worthy of displaying lingerie. I'll go out on a limb...

If it's the mass-produced stuff, unfortunately, the US wins that dubious title hands down, what with Miller, Coors, and any Anheuser-Busch offering. Those are suitable only for dethatching lawns, slug bait, and NASCAR. As my grandfather said about an A-B offering in 1933 (just after...

What if I get myself dry-cleaned? Does the temperature of the solvent mean anything?

I guess I'm a ****** who doesn't want his nuts chilled or scalded.

Nah, that's Liberace's godfather.

This is said to depict the world's cruelest, most heartless tattoo. I'm not entirely sure: it seems to me that this is a photoshop masterpiece, but I want to know what you think.

Question: who the hell cares whether cats are happy or not? Cats are intended for two things: 1) to be tormented unmercifully by blue jays or mockingbirds, and 2) to serve as moving targets for hoses, Super Soakers, and the like. I've never had the opportunity, but I'd be interested to see...

So where you from, Hollantaown? Did youse ever go to Droodle Park? And did youse ever drive on Blare Road out tord Blare or Fallston? And I know yer *** drank Murcan **** (Globe Broon Cumpny, Bawlmer, Murlin). I was born and raised in southeastern Baltimore County (PM and I'll tell you...

At least they had the sense to do that to a dime-a-dozen Ford (about the only thing that Fords are good for, IMO). There are total cement-headed idiots out there who would do that to a real classic like a Packard, a LaSalle, or (heaven help us all) a Graham. People that would convert a...

About 15 years ago, a squall line came through Philadelphia and south Jersey, making its way to the short. A couple of bozos were walking along the beach at Wildwood, ankle-deep in the surf--and one was carrying a 20 ft aluminum fishing rod on his shoulder. They didn't bother to head for cover...

Good for starters but she'd also need to own a first-class microbrewery and be wealthy enough to support an antique car hobby.

I'd modify my choice--to make the lady in my life an obsessive nympho--a bit to read "to make the lady in my life an obsessive nympho with a penchant for hot lingerie and heels and no inhibitions at all behind closed doors". The one choice I'd been hoping to see, though, was "unlimited and...

I've seen more attractive toads.

That's perhaps the best of Playboy's golden age, when the gatefolds were almost always leggy and busty, often strutted their stuff in heels and hose, and maybe did a very light pubic trim at most. Damn, I miss those days. :D

In the early/mid 1970s, the starting quarterback for the Houston Oilers was Peter Beathard. You could look it up. :D

For my money, Elena is the overall winner, followed fairly closely by Kassandra. Julia is OK in a girl-next-door sort of way, but not what I'd call particularly attention-grabbing. Alisha…there's a hint of trailer park about her that is slightly off-putting. Mariam is the go-to babe if you...

Ice cream. Especially if it's my own quadruple chocolate (and I'm working on a quintuple).

I have no objection at all to firearms commonly used in hunting (rifles; shotguns) or sports--and the latter includes handguns/sidearms. For the life of me, though, I can't imagine why an average citizen would need/have a use for an automatic or semiautomatic weapon. Those should be strictly...

I have a decided problem with chick rock being played over outdoor speakers. If he wants to listen to that soft crap, fine, as long as it's in indoor privacy. But spray it around the neighborhood and I respond: the opening salvo is "Black Dog" at about 110 decibels, progressing from there to...

Another Pittsburgh team: namely, the Penguins. That bunch get blatant special treatment from the NHL and has for years. If they had been required to abide by the same rules as, say, the Phoenix Coyotes, they would have long since been ****** to move to Seattle, Kansas City, or some other...

Re: Photos looking up at girl's ass, tits, snatch, etc. / Camera at or below gal's kn Don't know her name, but see the last picture: http://www.nudeslutpics.net/gallery6113/milf17.html

Probably A, if the spider is minding its own business. Let 'em have the run of the place as long as they maintain decorum and eat any bugs.

B and A, respectively. Can't stand being touched at all when I'm trying to drop off to *****, either.

So that's what Ichabod Crane's great-great-great-great-granddaughter looks like.

Lack of punctualityIrresponsibilityCars that are rolling paid political announcementsThe NBAOutsourcing tech support to India, Pakistan, or some other offshore location That'll do for a start. And a special [dis]honorable mention to something I've noticed anecdotally as a female...

I've seen her a lot of places but never managed to find out a name for absolutely certain (although I thought I've seen her referred to as Debra). Anyone know more? Thanks in advance.