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:dunno: :*****: :lame: :wtf: Oh, go on.. fucking neg rep me, I don't care..:booty:

As you know, I'm always the first to flog a dead ***** and likewise flog one of my dead ideas.. My 'What's the album cover' thread hasn't been troubled by many of you, so let's try something similar with *********** instead.

I thought it was my pc/browser, but the board just seems to be dragging.. HEY RORYS.. GET YOUR FINGER OUT AND GET IT SORTED!

Putting in a DVD just to watch a scene from a movie..? I seem to be doing it all the time. Just the other day, I got the urge to watch Superman II - the scene where he accidently falls over and puts his hand into the fire, then Lois Lane realizes that Clark Kent = Superman How about the rest...

Well, let it never be said that I don't know how to steal someone else's idea, repackage it and fob it off as my own.. So then.. what Conspiracy theory can you come up with, that involves the member above you?. :computer:

Ah , more nonsensical nonsense on the Freeones board.. God bless those noobs! Pick your poison: 1- how do u clean up ue cum? 2- ugh, i want my ass fucked SO bad 3- my cum tastes like butterscotch 4- How much points do I need to... 5- How often do you clean your cock? It's nice to know...

Now and then, I will post some album covers (some well known, some not) and you have to guess what they are.. 'But that's easy, tunsty..' I hear you say. Well in that case, I'll 'pixelize' the images, to make them more difficult, smarty pants! Here are the first few:

I was amused to read that Liverpool's Steven Gerrard, in his younger days, would go out with team-mates and always end up with the ugliest bird.. So, if you were out with your mates and you ended up with the ugliest of the bunch, would you do the honourable thing and shag her, or would you just...

http://ueba.com.br/eLink/e2b868b8/141139

Apparently, he's packing some heat...

Best to catch them young..

As the title says, just little plastic people in the full-size real world.. not exactly ha-ha funny, but I think they are quite amusing and inventive http://ueba.com.br/eLink/4aeebaf3/137426

can be seen elsewhere. Meanwhile watch this.. http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/parallel-parking-gone-wrong

Shitting myself laughing at some of these photos. Take a look.. http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ :rofl2:

Very Cute.. http://eros-and-grace.net/galleries/fe0bd796/Sexy-Redhead-Aliona/index.html :nanner:

Well, we've had Fantasy Football etc, so why not a Fantasy Rock Concert? Here's the challenge: Your favourite rock band are desperate, I say DESPERATE, to play a private gig for you. So you must choose: 1) The Venue 2) The Support Act 3) The Main Band 4) The Play List 20 of your favourite...

I was re-watching Randall and Hopkirk [Deceased].. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_and_Hopkirk_(Deceased) So I wondered, if you could be haunted by the ghost of someone (preferably famous), that only you could see and interact with, who would it be?

Do you like pringles crisps?, if so, what flavour? Personally, I love the 'Texas BBQ Sauce flavour', but just today I tried the 'Zesty Lime N Chilli' which were great. What about the rest of you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywu1DeqXTg4 F.A.F. :1orglaugh

If whiskers were 72'000km wide, that is.. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7921279.stm roll on 2012...

Jesusbusters!

Simple idea... Take two movie titles (or more if you wish) and create a new and bizarre sounding movie. Include a brief description of what your 'mashed-up movie' is all about. eg Close encounters of the third kind + Mary Poppins = Close encounters of the Mary Poppins kind A smalltown...

..as reward for higher post counts? Instead of just handing out more T-shirts, why not have a goodie bag with a small selection of trinkets and stocking fillers.. A DVD A Mug A signed photo (preferably of a pornstar, but some might settle for Roald) A cap A pack of special edition Freeones...

This is a 'poll'.. the idea is to choose the 'hottest', that is to say, the most fanciable of the women mentioned above. Obviously, this is a completely new idea and none of you will have seen such a thing before. So if you would be kind enough to cast your 'vote' then we can all ***** easily...

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner...

there are other things that need pinching first..

As you can see, there never were any UFOs...

Did you know... Not eating or ******** for a very long time can cause death The average Eskimo has great difficutly gaining a suntan. **** can make you ***** and make ugly people appear beautiful. Politicians can talk through their arses, often saying long and complicated lies in the...

'Escape from City 17 - part1' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1UPMEmCqZo I guess there will be more parts to come.. quite impressive considering the $500 budget.

What every man wants...

Can we have different colour 'rating' stars for sucky threads? (red/black/purple with green spots, whatever..) and thereby also a means of negative voting for those sucky threads? It would save me having to read through literally half-a-dozen threads, to find some content for my 'crazy thread...

that car manufacturers DO use sex to sell cars..

Chelsea have sacked 'Big' Phil Scolari :eek::dunno: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/7879638.stm Seems stupid to do it now, at this stage of the season. I'm not a Chelsea fan, but I really thought that Scolari had the credentials to take Chelsea further. Ta TA...

Always fresh and updated.. (****** lovers DON'T click!) http://i.gizmodo.com/5141974/google-maps-car-hits-a-deer-records-entire-ordeal-on-google-maps OK.. I know it's not that funny... :o :angels:

wow.. http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/01/earth_observed.html

Star of X-Files, West Wing and Mystic Pizza.. B/W topless -> http://www.celebset.net/Annabeth_Gish_Naked/ low-cut pink dress -> http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/143730.html low-cut dress #2 ->...

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http://didyoutryrebooting.com/ :dunno:

Nice, simple, little timewaster.. http://www.ninjakiwi.com/images/stories/Games/meeblings.swf

This thread is ONLY for those of you who are like-minded etc Crap, crap, crap, crap, crappity crap.. discuss:

Is there a way of resizing images (via 'attachments') before you post them? Normally I would resize an image before I have it uploaded, but this means firing up photoshop to do it. It would be handy if the board could resize an image to a pre-determined size, before showing. It would also stop...

Er, I think that's him in the background..

Do you like to wank to a particular theme? ie: big tits, one night, then asses the next night, etc Perhaps even girls with ponytails, then lesbians, then one-legged dwarf-girls, the next time..? or do you just spread your seed to the four winds and wank over whatever the next saucy pic...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7829267.stm Uncannily, I was watching 'The Prisoner' just the other week and I wasn't sure if Patrick was actually still alive or not.. Good series.. up to a point, then it just got too weird.

'I'm not the pirate your looking for..' 'This isn't the pirate were looking for..' 'I can go about my plundering and stealing..' Okay, you can go about your plundering and stealing..'

Sunny days :sunny:, lazing around in my back garden with some cool beers :glugglug:, favourite tunes on my hifi :sing:, scantily-clad babes walkin' by..:boobies: What are you all looking forward to doing once the ice-age called January has gone?

Before you would say 'No thanks missus..' This should be interesting.. just how fussy are you pervs ? :dunno:

Bernie Hamilton - Dead, Aged 80. If like me, you were a fan of Starsky & Hutch back in the 70's, you will know Bernie as the short tempered and irascible Captain Dobey, on the show. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7807751.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7807210.stm not to mention an E-Type Jag and an Aston Martin.. I've had a look in my own garage and guess what I found?.. Nothing, because I don't have a garage. :crash: