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Irn-Bru is pretty tasty. It's not incredibly common in the U.S., but I've been lucky enough to have it quite a few times, and I remember finding a bunch of it at quite a discount on one military base or another.

It WAS funny, until you described it the way you did. Now it just makes me feel funny in (and partially out of) my pants.

Happy Birthday. Here's the attention you wanted. Never mind the trolls. They get bitter when the hooker doesn't let them kiss her on the mouth.

I have that half brain dead troll on ignore. But now that you're replying to him, and following me around threads like a sad stalker, I can add you to my ignore list too, trolly mc-no life.

Good call. We should be posting youtube videos of non-news reports of cell phone videos made of security monitors. Don't let the fact that you have no idea what you're talking about stop you from talking.

The Hobbit has great potential. The book was pretty damn epic.

Not at all. Giraldo was performing at the first real live comedy show I ever went to. He's very well respected. People like Vos, and Lange is a veteran comic. I'd say you have better taste than you're giving yourself credit for.

That's believable. Gandhi was quite the philanderer.

Thank you. I mean, I will have just won 500 million dollars, but I guess a little luck wouldn't hurt.

Fine. Then I would like to present to you what I would do with the 500 Mil. I would buy a vacation mansion specifically for cam girls & g/g porn stars. Then we'd all have a space to shoot content, bang, and escape the "real" world! Then Evelyn Cates & Lita Lenee could come vacation with me...

Germans?

I would like to apply for a job at this mansion. Perhaps as a fluffer or lube boy.

Already asked and answered.

The thread is about Trayvon Martin. This is a picture of Trayvon Martin. Are you saying a picture of Ariel Rebel would be irrelevant in an Ariel Rebel thread? This picture is just a little bit harder to masturbate to.

I'm not sure what's more disgusting; Dan Savage's definition of "Santorum" like you're talking about, or Santorum the man.

Police report: http://www.scribd.com/doc/86948628/Trayvon-Martin-Police-Report

I don't know how Regan manages to get away with being so damn good, yet he's CLEAN. That takes skill.

You know, at one of the comedy clubs in LA, they have 2 different lights? There's the light they give the comic to let them know to wrap their set up, and another red light they shine when Robin Williams shows up, so the comic on stage knows he's in the building, and to switch to crowd work so...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ace Boobtoucher again.

I would like to get along with everyone on this site, but the general attitude here is "ignore reason, and ****** other people personally".

The Dark Knight Rises. I have a feeling that the Spiderman reboot and the Superman reboot are going to suck out loud, and I don't think Joss is a good enough director to pull of The Avengers. TNMNT- 2 words doom this; Michael Bay. Don't care about Prometheus, never liked the ***** movies.

I am no troll, but you are a liar. You make unfounded accusations about me, and my service. I could scan my DD-214 some some turd on the internet could steal my identity, but you'd rather pretend I'm a liar because that's easier than admitting you're wrong. The "great Pierre Sprey" took facts...

Yes! I was racking my brain thinking "Dirty Lily? No...but something like that,".

Also, no, radar cannot see an F-22. At least not well enough to target it. It looks like a tiny bird to radar. Stealth doesn't mean invisibility, it means low-observability. Also, guns on fighter aircraft are nearly obsolete. They "dogfight" from beyond visual range. The only reason they still...

The F-35 was supposed to be a low-cost replacement for legacy fighters. Of course model bloat happened just like it does with everything else. But to say the F-16 is better would be wrong. The F-16 is an aged POS. I had to work on them. They break all the time, they can't fly in weather, and...

I know who this is, but can't remember her name.

I was in Georgia. "James And The Giant Peach".

This. /thread

Careful not to make too many good, reasonable posts in here. The inept and lazy mods might delete it out of spite.

Is shirt cocking where you pull your shirt out of your fly so it looks like a cock?

That may very well be what we're seeing. Which the keyboard warriors don't think about when they're calling for the lynching of Zimmerman. They don't know anything about Florida law, or any law for that matter. Just jumping on the bandwagon to show how progressive and outspoken they are. All...

Jeffries is good. Sam Fisher has awful taste in comedy. Frank Caliendo? Blue Collar? Those people are "comedy" for people who don't like comedy. And whoever said "Paul Mooney", the question wasn't "Who is the most racist comedian who ever lived?".

Non-trolls know how to disagree without resorting to ad hominem personal attacks and death threats.

This thread is a good example of hypocrisy. While defending a black person, some idiot calls a poster a "racist" in the same post as calling that same poster a "hillbilly". You can't spew bigotry while accusing somebody else of bigotry. That makes you a hypocritical bigot.

You're right. He's not to everyone's taste. I just tried to watch him take 15 minutes to do one bit talking **** about Top Gear. It was painful.

I think you're being fed superstition. A woman's vagina is fully capable of giving birth to a *****, why would she need surgery just to accommodate a penis?

It was a lame joke. "Does your face hurt? Because it's ******* me!". It's what 8 year olds say to each other. It means you're so ugly that your face is causing her pain.

That's one of the worst things I've ever seen, and I'm a forum member at freeones.

Re: who's this big tit babe ? Kascha

If she's so fuckable, why doesn't she ever get fucked?

Yeah, the original TG took a few to get good after it came back the second time. But now we're getting off topic. Funniest comedian thread, remember?

Top Gear US is kind of sad. If you're any kind of fan of the original Top Gear, the US version just can't hold up. That's not to say it's not the best car show in America. I'm not a real big fan of his stand-up, he's a bit old school for my taste, but I have to give him respect for putting in...

Bill Burr is one of the best also. The whole "men and women are different" hackneyed horseshit has been done to death, but he's masterful enough to pull it off.

The bit about how "racist" is the N-word for white people.

I watched one episode, but I couldn't shake the fact that they did the same joke as a friend of mine. There's probably a 99% chance that it was purely coincidental, parallel thinking or whatever. But it put me off enough that I couldn't really get into it. I know one of the guys used to do stuff...

What the hell happened to Katt Williams? It's like he lost his mind for a while there. Is he back? I found it hard to get past his voice enough to really like his material. Same with Wanda Sykes.

****, that :goodpost: was meant to be for Death-Proof-69, but TheSpokenWheel and Ari Dee's posts were good too. I'm surprised, right off the bat, all of you named good comics. Not a hack among them. I like how Mulaney ends this bit:

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Who do you think is the funniest stand-up comic currently performing? I'll get the ball rolling with the obvious answer, Louis C.K.. It's tough to top his blunt honesty and wit. He's been doing it for over 20 years, and that kind of experience is really difficult to match. Who do you think is...