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Never mind one hooker. I'd let two hookers suck me off without a rubber.

The minimum amount it would take for me to suck cock?. I've never thought about any amount before as it's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it if you like it. But I prefer to have my cock sucked not to do the sucking. But in saying all of that it would probably be something like £1 million...

Fuckwanks that make viruses and then you end up getting them on your PC or Laptop. Buncha wangcarz is all they are!.

I just got this on my Laptop earlier tonight. The bastard thing locked the whole Laptop. I tried accessing the desktop but it kept showing that fucking screen shot of some page where it was asking me to pay a fine of £100 within 72 hours. There was a small install box behind the page on display...

Taylor Cole (actress). Anne Hathaway.

Why don't they just dish out these sorts of sentences for all criminals that do such things. I've seen cases where they don't even get half this time (or any time at all). Like one time this cunt had three or four ****. One was adopted I think. The adopted one was constantly bullied by the...

Nope never tried it. But if a woman had to suck my cock and then I came in her mouth. And then afterwards she wanted to kiss me I would. I mean if she's good enough to suck my cock it's the least I can do in return. It's just thanking her for doing a wonderful job at making my day. And then I'd...

Big saggy ones or firm ones?.

Can I have some Spears?. Preferably the kind shown in the GIF in the first post please and thank you. I'll be a monkey's uncle if that ISN'T Britney it fucking well looks like her.

It was the same for everyone in The Munsters as well more or less anyway. Herman, Grampa, Lily and Eddie. Fuck knows what happened to Marilyn after the show. But the rest were type cast in the extreme. I think Grampa eventually accepted it and got on with it. Made peace as it were with the...

I read in the news that PhucaLottaPuss was found dead after posting this thread. The cause of death was lead poisoning after falling down an elevator shaft onto six bullets. R.I.P, Phuca.

Supernatural I've started it over once again. I am on episode two of season one at the moment. I've never managed to finish season six even though I have all six seasons on DVD. I feel that six is a chore to watch. It strips me of the will to watch it. The show I think should have been left at...

Re: Who made you cum today? Sammy Braddy

Re: Granny Porn Jane Seymour or is that just my imagination running wild again?

Religious Heaven? I honestly don't know if it is or not. It would be awesome if it was. Well if that's where I'm heading it would be awesome. Just imagine.... A giant Heavy Metal concert that lasts for infinity and beyond! that's Heaven. But Heaven (as in the here and now) does exist - it's...

Clara Morgane If ever a woman was born to take cock and suck it it's Clara.

If she was nice looking then probably yes. Just as long as I could spray her face at the end. But here's a thing about prostitutes. In the sitcom GAME ON! in series one (the only series worth watching) Matt hires a prozzy for his pal Martin. Well Martin being the sad wanker that he is doesn't...

Re: Who's tits do yo want to suck on? Sammy Braddy while getting sucked off by Jennifer Lawrence would be an ideal situation

Post of the week if ever there was one. - - - Updated - - - I don't care if she is. With tits like those she could be 80 and I'd still do her up her tail pipe!. Ok maybe not but you get the idea her being the age she is doesn't bother me in the slightest. I'd still hump her silly. Seeing...

It's definitely not the case. If it were only so... in terms of his egos size that is haha Sounds to me like there's more than me that's onto his game. Hey ye yeah ye yeah!. Irritating so it is.

"Candygram for Mongo" "Me mongo!"

Jimmy Hetfield is the master of the "Hey hey hey yeah yeah yeah!" being added to the vocals of the songs. He needs to SHUT IT with that **** it's lame so it is. In fact classing it as LAME is being too kind. That's not singing. At least back in the day he used to try not the Cazy Lunt doesn't...

I for one am sick and tired of this ****. It's as overrated as Nostradamus and every other gimp out there that predicted the world would end. Something will happen at some point, it's fairly obvious that. But just not this time.

Usually a sock with a hole in it is classed as a leg warmer.

I like both of them now. Until recently I'd never seen The Addams ****** show. I bought the entire show in a boxset a couple of months back. Morticia is gorgeous so she is. I also have a thing for Lily too. It is hard for me to choose between them now. Before I had seen The Addams ****** I...

Because he is a short fat money grabbing midget with an ego the size of my cock! that's why we **** him.

No no tell me! tell me!

Talisman - Mythic ***** A neo-classical Metal band.

Fuck this! Never mind Petra's ass as nice as it might be in our minds. I am still waiting on her showing us a picture of her love cushions :notfair: In the vein of Jerry McGuire.... "SHOW ME THE PUPPIES!!!"

uB1NiNKwueE I just ordered season one from Amazon and it arrived yesterday. It's been YEARS since I last saw this show. Over 20 years at least. 80s entertainment at it's finest. I will need to buy season 2 soon as well. Not sure about 3 and 4 though as I don't remember much about those...

One with some actors in it and something happening then the writing came up at the end once it was all over. You lot should try it. It's pretty decent.

I think that is a misspelling. The OP meant to write Neil Diamond.

"I love my dead gay ***!"

Re: Who made you cum today? It's going to be Sammy Braddy in a little while so it is.

Little known fact: Bono originally wanted to call the band B4 but it was my suggestion to call the band U2 that won them over.

Re: Biggest tits you wanna titfuck OMFG! I think I am just about to have like five orgasms at the same time just looking as this beauty!. Well that would actually be just one GIANT orgasm then wouldn't it. But who gives a fuck about the technical issues. This woman is just amazing so she is. I...

There's no chance in that happening to me. I don't even work 8 hours a week let alone 8 hours a day.

The intro definitely gets points for originality that's for damn sure!. I mean where else have you seen someone pretend that a can of spray paint is actually a can of deodorant? LMFAO!

TRynXkbu0N8 The theme from a show that is mega rare in todays way of entertainment... in that the main protagonist is a lone male. No partner, be it male or female, he does everything himself. And he always gets the job done.

Nope. It's not even close. I like JP but I am not a massive massive fan I own the metal boxset of all three JP movies on DVD because it was only £12 at the time I saw it. But Avatar just didn't do anything for me. I don't own Avatar and never will. JP wins the vote.

I voted "Hairy" and also "Just Right" and I would vote "HELL NO!" to shaved if the option was there.

That was me behind you! :suspicious: I've got the scream mask to prove it. I bought the mask when Scream 2 came out years back (really I did £8 it cost) and I'd been looking for someone to use it on. And until now I never found the right person.

Local GP's (doctors) that you go to that are as thick as pig ****. They have very little clue as to what is causing your trouble. They come out with some idiotic responses as to why it could be the way it is. Stupid dumb FUCKS!!!!. It makes you wonder how these dumb cunts get their doctoring...

The Raid. It has some not seen before types of deaths in it and some never seen before ways of fighting. Like smashing a guys head into the titles and as he falls down his head is continously smashed into a lower set of tiles on the wall haha. And a scene where he (the main guy) grabs a baddies...

Ablaze with hope and pain. No storm or heavy weather will rock this boat you'll see.

Bieber is God... the God of skinny punks that is!.

I do not watch or follow sports. I never intend to either. I'd rather be on my knees, on broken glass, watching Big ******* than watch sports.

Elisha Cuthbert, Christina Hendricks, Tera Patrick

I had the choice in buying that or The Raid. The Raid won. I will get Cabin in the Sticks when it comes down in price.

Didn't y'all read the small print on the back of that piece of rock. It says "Made in Taiwan"