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  1. The Paulinator

    Send flowers to the OCSMs on their birthdays and label the card "Love from The Paulinator" :D:D...

    Send flowers to the OCSMs on their birthdays and label the card "Love from The Paulinator" :D:D Thanks for offering help. I might need it :thumbsup:
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    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays July 1st :sunny: Wednesday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy Birthday to members:glugglug: liroy4 , sandy , sheldonking5 ThenewAmerica , keithff , rbmz :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the ladies:lovecoupl FreeOnes iafd :sing:...Haaappy Birthday tooooo yoooouuuu...
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    More to the internet than porn?

    We have a winner!
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    what is your porn turn off??

    Gangbangs. Because I am personally not into man-asses. Not to crazy about anal when there is a perfactly good pussy (maybe) just two inches away
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    my turn to show some fed up stuff

    She couldn't escape him. As a side note: :pukey:
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    Everyone gets a trophy!:-))))))

    best overall boobs best left boob best right boob best area between the boobs best underboobs best areolas best new boobs best supporting boobs most original boobs cleanest boobs dirtiest girl with cleanest boobs best all-around bewbage second largest boobs most similar boobs (doubles...
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    I think its milking time

    I would let them milk my weiner What am I like 9 years old?
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    911 Response

    I'm not one to normally say this, but Oh, snap!!
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    The Sinner Bus.

    Hmmm....I was taught that God was all knowing and all loving...would that not make it impossible to **** anyone? Methinks the driver is bigoted and homophobic and hiding behind this "god" of his.
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    Anyone Here Workout?

    I work out most days because my job is somewhat physical and I am....let's just say over 40. I messed up my back in a car accident 5 years ago and I hated taking pills. Now I am about 99%, I only feel back pain if it's gonna rain. Anyway, that set me back to working out. I go an hour on the...
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    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 30th Tuesday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy Birthday to members:glugglug: Kayerin , Big-T , Trickdshow grsyclwn , JoeThunder630 , renodog :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the ladies:lovecoupl FreeOnes iafd :sing:...Haaappy Birthday tooooo yoooouuuu!! ....and...
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    Amber Peach

    Karup's: http://private.karupsow.com/ha/babes/22c36c217/index.html http://private.karupsow.com/ha/babes/68076b234/index.html
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    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 29th Monday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy Birthday to members:glugglug: SForce , jojoferrari , sirus , Xombie3000 :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the ladies:lovecoupl FreeOnes iafd :sing:...Haaappy Birthday tooooo yoooouuuu!! ....and many mooorrrreeee!!!:sing:
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    No ******** ********.

    Do they teach anything real at Coral Springs Charter Highschool, or eat pizza all day? Do they give out free pizza and puppies and DVDs and flatscreens every day a student doesn't *****? Raises more questions than it answers. Those little fatasses need to learn that pizza was invented to...
  15. The Paulinator

    The Gas We Pass.

    It worries me that there is an elephant butt on the cover.
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    a serious question..

    click on "Profile" top left 12 links down on the left column is "edit ignore list" type in name to ignore check box Click "save changes"
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    Facts of life

    If you want a real challenge, try fucking a sober chick. If you get questioned while receiving a blowjob, somebody's doing something wrong. The beauty of blowjobs is that you are receiving pleasure, and she is unable to talk.:D
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    The Pusification of America

    These "helicopter parents" these days won't even let their precious little snowflakes play with gunpowder or mercury these days. Remember lead water pipes? Yeah, the **** today don't.
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    And... maybe not.

    They live there now. They can't open the doors.
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    The Pusification of America

    Holy crap! I can imagine it hurt a lot! We had a set of those too. Looking back, throwing giant 3 pound darts around the yard seemed kinda scary to me at the time. And really stupid now. Maybe it's not in the pussification category, but more in the "Boy, weren't they stupid back then" category...
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    The Pusification of America

    On December 19, 1988, the pussification* began. *not a real word
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    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 28th Sunday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy Birthday to members:glugglug: Rowsdower , mario.night , roul :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the ladies:lovecoupl FreeOnes iafd :sing:...Haaappy Birthday tooooo yoooouuuu!! ....and many mooorrrreeee!!!:sing:
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    Obama climate plan could cost $2 trillion

    Exactly how does paying more in taxes "save the planet"? If you think the federal government is going to set aside this tax money strictly to "protect the Earth" and use it for anything other than business as usual, it is you who should not breed.:thefinger Probably fat chance of that happening...
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    Obama climate plan could cost $2 trillion

    Who is a Republican? Did you know...... It actually is possible to have ideas of your own. If you are not one, it doesn't make you the other automatically.
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    Conny / Conny Lior / Conie / Connie Carter / Josephine / Muriel / Roselyne A

    Re: Conny Another: http://www.midnightpussy.com/galleries/kpca/0connybgf12kpbq/pwor.html
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    I'm gettin' all 3...beam up!!!

    Who shat upon your head?
  27. The Paulinator

    Okay...Your Hired!!!

    Gigi Spice!
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    Obama climate plan could cost $2 trillion

    Well, it ****** the House 219-212 http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/26/house.energy/index.html FTFA: Whether it passes the Senate remains to be seen, but since the president said it was a "jobs bill", prepare for unemployment to get back down to around 2% [/sarcasm]
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    George Carlin or Richard Prior?

    Carlin was the wordsmith. He could construct humor through his ability to objectively observe human behaviour and point out its inconsistancies and ridiculous extremes. Richard Pryor was the great storyteller. His humor was human behaviour through personal experiences. They are, in my opinion...
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    The Pusification of America

    Let's call the new thread "What is wrong with **** today, and why won't they stay off my lawn?" I *** because I am old too..... Aw, I just made myself sad.
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    The Pusification of America

    Is it greed to want to keep money you made, or is it greed to want others' money taken from them for the "common good"? I mean, look at Chuck Schumer on the AIG bonuses. Punitive taxation? Is this fucker for real? Wanting to tax AIG bonuses at a 95% rate not to raise government revenue (i.e...
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    Uh-oh! You're in deep now. Minidog bite is worse than lockjawAIDS with glaucoma/sucking chest wound chaser. The only French she speaks is au revoir
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    This is not a picture posting forum Last edited by Pussy+DickDenice. Reason:This is not a picture posting forum :rofl:
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    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 27th Saturday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy Birthday to members:glugglug: Smoky89 , ImASlut69 , mxl2 Sinful1 , ralu , brickmaker69 , khaledmf , aldousleung :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the ladies:lovecoupl FreeOnes iafd :sing:...Haaappy Birthday tooooo...
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    New here - I'm Lilyth

    :wave2: welcome to FreeOnes!
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    I don't know if you've heard...

    No fucking way.
  37. The Paulinator

    Conny / Conny Lior / Conie / Connie Carter / Josephine / Muriel / Roselyne A

    Re: Conny as Anna @ Stunners.....Looking hot: http://www.stunnergirls.com/galleries/stunners/t0001/stunners-anna-the_right_kind_of_girl-01-30-2009/
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    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 26th Friday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy Birthday to members:glugglug: robot_fresh , X_The_Sorrow_X , itsallaboutbob magneto171 , 2low , dcfse , cvswirl , ashs , Heaven & Hell :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the ladies:lovecoupl FreeOnes iafd...
  39. The Paulinator

    What ****** Is Best For Home Protection?

    Since you have never owned a ****** before, I would recommend a ********. Easy use, easy cleaning, not a lot of parts to worry about with assembly. I'd suggest a .357 with a 6" barrel. A substantial sized slug without being too huge, a longer barrel for accuracy. Plus with a .357, you have the...
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    Jordan Capri

    No need for goodbyes when you never even said hello. Oh, you just shot to hell your chance for a 20% tip. :rofl:
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    They suffer cognitive dissonance, my friend. They have already accepted that they will not own a *** (for the time being, anyway), therefore all *** ownership is bad, however legal, responsible, and maturely someone else handles it. Plus, merely brandishing a weapon will diffuse a situation most...
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    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 25th Thursday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy Birthday to members:glugglug: teege1325 , pupyface24 , slowpoke , RANGO BOB , hotsexycool :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the ladies:lovecoupl FreeOnes iafd :sing:...Haaappy Birthday tooooo yoooouuuu!! ....why must...
  43. The Paulinator

    Nature Photography

    like to see the view from the other camera :eek:
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    How can I test if my *** is gay

    Fuck him in the ass. If he gets an erection, he is gay.
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    Craving Carmen

    Fresh pics of her scrumptious tasty ass: http://www.freepornchicks.net/sp/teen-carmen/ph.html http://www.69blue.com/spunky/22/1.html http://www.69blue.com/spunky/30/1.html http://www.69blue.com/spunky/34/1.html
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    Yeah, that's one part of the economy that has flourished lately (McDonald's stock isn't doing too bad either) Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning for discount ammunition :D
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    The Happy Birthday Thread 2009

    FreeOnes ****** Birthdays June 24th Wednesday Birthdays :glugglug:Happy Birthday to members:glugglug: tryue , lionheart23 , S. Stacks , Philaf72 :lovecouplAlso Happy Birthday to the ladies:lovecoupl FreeOnes iafd :sing:...Haaappy Birthday tooooo yoooouuuu!! ....why must there be butt...
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    Why in the world does it matter what someone looks like? I mean, come on, as long as they are adequately armed?
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