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    What is the first thing you notice when you look at woman?

    If she's facing me, face. If not, hair I guess.
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    Monica Bellucci

    :glugglug:
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    Monica Bellucci

    No ******. Perhaps at a ****** reunion, or at my best friend's wedding when I'm about to hand him the ring.
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    Monica Bellucci

    Exactly! I love shouting that inside a Arbys after using the restroom.
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    Monica Bellucci

    Might help. Otherwise people might try and swipe stuff like Rainbow Boy and SpaceAIDS as if he, she, or it, originated such gems on this forum (the nerve!). ;)
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    The Greatest Horror/Sci-Fi Anthology Series' Episodes

    Freddy's Nightmares ___________________ "No More Mr. Nice Guy" About as close to an origin movie featuring Englund's Freddy Kruger as we ever got. It's the pilot episode for this particular series, and for my money, the most memorable. Twilight Zone ___________ "It's a Good Life" The...
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    Monica Bellucci

    :spin:
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    Monica Bellucci

    In Matrix Revolutions she did. :banana:
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    Most impressive and charismatic bad guy I have seen in a long time

    For quantity, gotta go with damn near ALL the Villains of Old Detriot City in Robocop. Clarence Boddicker, The Corporate Jerk-offs - Bob Morton, OCP Vice President Richard “Dick” Jones, and last but not least, the robot that will shoot your ass for a parking *********, ED-209...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Zombieland
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    Best Peter North Scene?

    My favourites would be any scenes he did with Christy Canyon. But if I had to choose just one, definately their scene together in "The Coming of Christy"!
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    Top 10 Star Wars moments (don't worry, no prequels)

    Ford also spoke about that line on a VH1 special, "When Star Wars Ruled the World". I think the History Channel documentary special went way more in depth on the series though.
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    Man smashes car into store to steal sex toy replica of adult film star

    Well, I can't **** you for that! :clap:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    :nanner: :nanner: :nanner: The Creature Walks Among Us & It came from Beneath the Sea :thumbsup:
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    who is your favorite big ass model?

    That's beautiful! :yummie: :banana:
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    Kubrick or Scorsese?

    Hell, Kubrick could have made them both cry for all I know, but I do remember reading that Kubrick was especially on Shelly Duval's case during much of the time shooting "The Shining". Some theorize it was due to a personal dislike of Duval, while another theory has it that Kubrick simply did...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Creature from the Black Lagoon & Revenge of the Creature
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    *** Wee Herman refutes masturbation accusation 20 years later

    Absolutely no interest in if the Penguin's ****** played with his Squirmin Herman The One-Eyed German or not.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Equilibrium
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    Sasha Grey sparks bush backlash

    Thank you. Prettiest bush this side of Nikki Dial. :glugglug:
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    Movie Battle #9 Sin City vs Batman Begins... which film was better?

    If WB/DC establishes a "multiverse" within their adaptations of DC Comic properties, then I don't think actually making a TDKR movie will be too far off. This idea of having a multiverse was pretty much the intention when George Miller's Justice League movie was still a go as the idea was to...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Nikki Dial
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    War of the Worlds (1953)
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    We must colonise space says Stephens Hawking.

    Get ya ass to Mahz. Get ya ass to Mahz. Get ya ass to Mahz. Get ya ass to Mahz. Get ya ass to Mahz. Get ya ass to Mahz. Get ya ass to Mahz. Or if you would rather get ya penis to Venus, or anus to Uranus, be my fucking guest.
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    When`s the best time to jack off?

    Job interviews
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I'm like that as well. Did the same thing with WANTED.
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    Discussion: Why Do We Like Cumming On Girls?

    How about in her tracheostomy tube?
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    What Porn Parody Would You Like To See Made?

    Let's put a smile on that face. :elaugh:
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    What Porn Parody Would You Like To See Made?

    Hmm. When was this done? I don't even see it listed on IAFD. :dunno:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Kick Ass Absolutely loved the final line. :D
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    Monica Bellucci

    :glugglug:
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    Best Magazine?

    Comics Buyers Guide, Wizard, and MAD. Just something to read at work during breaks of Court Jestering.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Last American Virgin Of course, this was before Lawrence Monoson began hanging out with Crispin Glover and subsequently slaughtered by Jason Voorhees.
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    Shark week starts this week -- who watches?

    If only Samuel L. Jackson and Michael Rapaport knew about this.
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    Shark week starts this week -- who watches?

    You mean it's not a escaped shark that was genetically engineered with more brain capacity in order to cure Alzheimer's disease? :( :mad:
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    Japanese Horror Bot

    Toho is working on the english dub.
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    Angelina Jolie

    Loved her in Salt.
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    Jaws VS. Shamu

    Yeah. Wasn't the shark Jewish as well?
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
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    Batman XXX Porn Parody!?

    ^ Never seen that. Kinda wish I had. :)
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    Monica Bellucci

    Nope. Answer is, Sanguepazzo.
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    Hilarious Movies

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2
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    Worst super-hero Movie ?

    Steel Yeah, the one with Shaq. Pure, unadulterated bullshit.
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    Sylvester Stallone vs Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Instead, we got the Rambo III poster in Twins, and Stallone as the Terminator in Last Action Hero. :(
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    Before Chucky there was this little guy. lol

    :glugglug: Never saw "Trilogy of ******". Though I did happen to see the sequel that aired many years later. Which wasn't memorable. Hell, I don't even remember anything about it ... ?
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    New Bevis and Butthead episodes coming! Well, maybe..

    Outstanding. :nanner: The only drawback is that, of course, it's going to be aired on MTV. :(
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    American Werewolf in London
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