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It is on purpose...I enjoy trying to be different than everything else out there...glad you like it...thanks :thumbsup:

Arizona Sunset of the Day -- enjoy ;)

Sure did...under a C-130 aircraft, in a hanger on Little Rock AFB...boy it was fun :nanner:

Just goes to show...stand them up on their head and they all look the same...although I agree we need some new smilies ;)

I totally agree! Cum up with something a little better than that. We don't need a gynecology exam :thumbsup:

Are you sick of your creative porn queen??? I'm just a whore for star power :eek: I love all my fans & friends...thanks to all of you for the fun and encouraging support :jump: Hugs & Kisses, Sparky

There will be more...one a day :wave2:

Re: Do you pay for porn? I am a solo model, run my own business out of my home and only charge $9.95/mo. But I have to say, there is so much out there...why should you have to pay for it? I totally agree with you. With FreeOnes alone, you could look at porn all day without seeing the same...

Re: Do you pay for porn? Where's the poll :confused:

What an awesome experience...they were in the right place at the right time :thumbsup:

Anybody have a fight over the butt of some type of foul cooked for the holidays :confused: Our ****** always did and we had to flip a coin to determine who would get that nice crispy, fatty, bony piece of nothingness that just TASTED SO GOOD! Crazy but true :rofl:

I'm going to do steal the NASA guys idea...one sunset a day until I die...there will always be one until then :thumbsup:

OK so I'm wearing a pink wig even though I'm really a Blonde...but the first picture looks pretty sports-oriented to me :D

Time to start the Arizona Sunset of the Day!! OK...all of you like the NASA photod of the day and I'm with you there...but what about what's here that you don't have to travel a million miles to see with billion dollar equipment... Maybe an Arizona sunset...I LOVE IT...such beauty...glad to be...

Time to start the Arizona Sunset of the Day!! OK...all of you like the NASA photod of the day and I'm with you there...but what about what's here that you don't have to travel a million miles to see with billion dollar equipment... Maybe an Arizona sunset...I LOVE IT...such beauty...glad to be...

#1 Blues Brothers (what a great production) #2 Red October (Sean Connery...Oh yeah!) #3 Clockwork Orange (really strange...love it!) :thumbsup:

Fat boy...are you taking motorcycle here or cock :eek:

I haven't either...I'm just an accessory on the back to make the driver look good :D

Whatever turns you on...it's a personal thing ;)

No...2003 :cool:

Thanks for the friends request also...

Hey Ray, Not at this time...not sure I want to. I am a solo model and would like to keep it that way. There is a lot of hardcore out there and I want to try and stay in the mature fetish glamour arena. If you're looking for hardcore...you have a heck of a lot to choose from :D I don't see a...

I guess guys on FreeOnes are too busy looking at porn to ride :( Don't know what you're missing :thumbsup:

I think I would rather start a new life as someone else than live forever...try it again from a different perspective :thumbsup:

You need to get together with Knob_Cheese...you're both into the same "****"...no pun intended. Unfortunately he was in the park and got caught :rofl:

He never did say if it were "fresh" or "dried up." That would definitely make a difference in the odor :rofl:

We're slowly getting there...guess he knew more than we do today :(

Thanks for the rep darlin' :thumbsup:

Who out there rides...and what...it's my passion and I love giving BJ's on a bike with the motor running...need that vibration :yummie: Sparky

Putting in my two cents...maybe you should try cat **** next time...it's smaller and much more tender :2 cents:

Thanks for the rep darlin' :bowdown:

You got it Blue Countach!!! Thanks for the friend request! Nice car...just the kind I like to pose in/on :thumbsup:

I need more friends too and hopefully VOTES when the FreeOnes Contest begins. You have the right idea...ask for them. Way to go Veronica :thumbsup:

I was thinking about trying this gizmo also. Glad to get some feedback. Right now I roll my own and smoke less because I got to make them and it takes time. I may check this thing out!! Thanks :thumbsup:

So...if you have the "best" toilet paper in the world and only a small piece left...you have to blow your nose and take a crap...what would you use that last piece for first :confused: Someone actually asked me that the other day. I thought it was so obvious I laughed so hard I almost peed...

You have a good point there...but the name Sparky Shortz actually was created about 6 years ago when I was working on a vehicle in short shorts and I accidentally cause a spark when I touched something that wasn't grounded...the name stuck ;) And by the way...thanks for the rep :thumbsup:

I'm glad somebody doesn't think rap is great and being a DJ you almost have no choice but to put a little of it in there on occasion. I guess Afficial Nastee is a real LOVER of rap since he thought he would be funny and give me a negative rep based on his own opinion. Some people are so full...

Enjoy your weekend my friend :coolman:

Give-A-Show Projector...I would sit in a dark closet and watch silly movies all day :D Most of you are too young to remember this one :jump:

Can you please provide some type of translation :confused:

10,000 posts...congratuations :hatsoff: What a life!!!

What do you think???

Link no bueno :(

Junk mail...

Me:glugglug: too...

Amateur for sure... At least an amateur you may meet on the street and actually be able to get close to her...a professional...who knows :eek:

Rap sucks...:(

I love Football...guys in tight pants bending over in a huddle...nice asses...oh yeah :rolleyes:

****...#1 :glugglug:

...am I crazy or what :D http://sparkyshortz.com/00_ftp/sparkyturkey.wmv