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Will a generic Sperm Bank application do?

Just like separated-at-birth twins, her nipples have never seen each other.

Gotta be fifth grade poetry written by that literary giant Taylor Swift

Thanks. Not like I signed up for the opportunity to survive, but it's what I am doing. And dreaming about your gorgeous redheaded body...(sorry, went lame pervert on you).

Since my cancer surgery, I don't have to worry about this ever again. It would be nice, but it is even nicer to know there are no more **** in my future.

Every time you open this thread, the voice of MacDonald Carey should be heard.

Oh boy. Where is J. P. Morgan and her gong hammer?

When I saw the title of this thread, I was going to suggest a smaller mammal for your "fun." Glad I read some of the posts before responding.

Oh yeah. good start...LoL

Just go to this thread. Started after this one, but it has become the one people responded to the most. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?742023-Rep-Trey-Radel-Busted-in-*******-Sting

Whatever she is, it works for me.

What do you mean by "quirky"?

That's her.

White button-down shirt, loose necktie...seduce me

Is that the new mascot for Moobies?

The Pacer was hot, red hot.

I got my ten year old to watch it. May have been a mistake because out of nowhere he will ask "Where did you get the grenade, Brick?" and as we were watching the second Hunger Games movie one of the characters uses a trident to **** a guy. My *** taps me on the arm and says, "Just like...

Welcoming Wombat

Was paraphrasing. Trying to reference a great line without stealing it.

Buy the cologne "Sex Panther." Guaranteed to work, 60% of the time.

Only Toronto could pull that off.

Will Spurs concede all three points to Fulham? Or will the Spurs salvage at least one? I am not impressed thus far. I don't think they could score in a women's prison with a handful of pardons and a carton of smokes under each arm.

Just to add fuel to the fire and **** off some people, and because I really don't care, Tim Tebow has more playoff wins with Denver than Peyton Manning does. FACT <drop the mic and walk out>

Congrats to the winners

REAL effing big and I will FAKE that I don't want them wrapped around my heads

Wonder how long before there is a drone strike on a trailer park stronghold after some Billy Bob blasts a drone from the sky.

Note to self: Must find a way to keep her mouth and hands busy when I am licking and sucking on her sweet naughty bits.

Note to self: Chelle likes having her pussy licked. Willing to bet she likes her clit sucked as well.

Just watched "Strange Brew." Not as funny as I remembered, but silly fun none-the-less.

Don't blame me, I was at the beach.

Attention all planets of the solar federation!

If Auburn wins the SEC championship, they would be more deserving than OSU. The Tigers would have beaten 6 Top 25 teams. OSU, only 2.

humor book "Rude Bitches Make Me Tired"

Love the licking pussy cat...subliminal and effective

You could tease her by deep-throating a chili dog at dinner. See if that gets her in the mood.

Does it make you happy? Then who gives a ****? I probably won't do one again this year. Gonna take the **** out of town and have some memories that money can't buy.

Mmmmmmm, perky. Sounds like turkey....

Love 'em 35 and older...as often as I can

Summer Cummings and/or Leigh Darby

Welcome back to Freeones and, yes, we are all in the Matrix now.

Is she really just a big fan of Patrick from "SpongeBob"?

At least you aren't a Spurs supporter who has to wonder if they are even worthy of the top ten, let alone a top 5 position. Can't score and can't beat top-flight sides.

Does Sylvia need consoling?

Will Gregory Campbell get a Gordie Howe hat trick? Already has the goal. Just need an assist and a fight.

Rebecca Ramos

http://www.winknews.com/Lights-Sirens/2013-11-19/Congressman-Trey-Radel-arrested-for-*******-possession-in-DC#.Uo1dv9h3vIU Our first-term representative, who used to do TV news and hosted a right-wing, ******-values radio show, was busted in DC for buying *******. Supposedly, it wasn't the...

Definitely. Add Ann-Margaret for the ultimate three-some

You OCSMs put up with a bunch of crap but hopefully that is outweighed by some entertainment and business from the regulars here. My weak spot is redheads.

Thank you, Lucy.