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555.55 and a half.

I feel like a rotisserie chicken thanks to this picture.

I like the chaps.

As mentioned previously, I wouldn't normally mind Christmas songs...if I didn't have to hear them RIGHT AFTER HALLO-FUCKING-WEEN. I also find some of the songs themselves, while timeless, silly in imagery and ideas. In all honesty though, I do get bothered that only Christmas songs are ever...

I remember my teacher in social studies/history handing this out for reference. I also remember we spent most of the class mooing.

I have no idea if it is or not, but I'm betting that he was on set as they were being interviewed.

This is Sir_Shartsalot worthy.

It's cute how you try and make your voice deeper so you sound manly, Anders.

Truly, truly amazing. Not only does she claim that military presses work your glutes (they don't, you're using them to help stabilize yourself, but you're not actively ******* them to work like you would with something like a squat), but she's doing them dangerously. It's very risky to do them...

His chances of getting ***** are about as likely as you posting a thread having to do with penises. Anyways, what makes you think someone here would know, because they've been in prison? If so, why would they admit to either being ***** or ******?

I don't trust anyone who shares a name with a Muppet.

Because you're an ass and no one wants to have anything to do with you.

This is pretty much me in a nutshell. The one time I tried having sex, I think now part of the reason I wasn't able to perform was because I was worried about how big I was, worrying if she'd be satisfied with it (she wasn't a virgin, I was). I'm sure it'll be a concern when it happens again...

I see you, and raise you placing every American who makes over $250,000 a year in California and detaching it from the rest of the country by minimum-wage workers who are sawing through the state line with handsaws and steak knives.

Welcome and salutations. :wave:

I sometimes wonder if I wore a thong to a job interview how that would make the interviewer feel. :2 cents:

I pictured him as being more like this.

I thought this would have been a thread by zdenka stating this due to the fact that they're surrounded by guys with big penises constantly.

Trust me, you were never respected.

Thanks for the rep good sir. :hatsoff:

I looked, but if you were truly as prodigal as you claim to be, I wouldn't have found anything. You're the one who keeps on claiming to be this fantastic writer with multiple awards and titles to his name, but I don't think they give those out if you can't even construct a clear and coherent...

bobjustbob keeps offering to help him in his business ventures. I give him (bob) a lot of credit because each time he extends his wisdom or constructive criticism, this guy just answers with an illegible, inconceivable response.

Or, consequently, he could take that as a challenge and clutter the board with even more threads waiting to see who finally snaps and when. Just sayin'.

So, if you're such a gifted wordsmith, why did I find 3 spelling mistakes in your last post in addition to multiple grammatical and punctuation errors?

Because Ronald likes teen boys. Derp.

Can we please ban this guy NOW?

Schindler's List.

I visited one of the Occupy camps in D.C. earlier this year. Most of the people had gone to a rally but a few of them stayed behind to keep an eye on the tents. They were all very nice, they took me and my friends on a tour of the site, introduced us to some of the people who had joined the...

Inane.

You'll be missed, you despicable scumbag. I'm just glad you didn't die as a result of Mary Crosby. :hatsoff:

The economy will continue to plummet because an inane, rambling, idiot failure dies? Right... The fact that you claim anyone AND everyone is against you, owes you money/reparations, has had it out for you since age _ doesn't sway anybody into believing you, and I have a feeling only succeeds in...

If we got rid of you, the entire planet would let out one big cheer of thanks. Seriously, do you ever shut up?

I'm thinking it's the inexperience and stupidity. For a braggart who claims to have a dick that was at one time 15 inches, I'm in total shock that you would have had to make a thread a while back asking Freeones to help you get a blowjob on your birthday. Another sign that you're full of ca-ca...

No it isn't, and it never ever will be, so you best stop trying now.

Tee hee.

Stardust & Passion by Richie Havens. I can't believe I couldn't find a single upload on Youtube, I had to go to Grooveshark.

It's been nice knowing you. :wave:

Birthday.

Is it too late to say that I want copies of your photoshoot pictures for winning that contest? :tongue: The first one looks marvelous, I can only assume the rest look just as good.

Anybody find it interesting that almost half of the movies mentioned so far feature Tom Cruise?

Thanks very much for your kind words and wisdom. I very much enjoy reading your posts because you seem to know what you're talking about and you contribute well to most issues. :hatsoff:

Thanks, your choices were good too. :hatsoff:

Only after I've finished receiving the wholesome nourishment it provides me.

I can't say if he's my absolute favorite, but I always thought that Kurtwood Smith was very underrated in Robocop. He make Clarence Boddicker so much more than the cheesy asshole who you know will get his at the end. His deadpan delivery of lines, the blatant disregard he holds for his own men...

A thread of yours that doesn't revolve around penises? :eek: Whichever country helps me program my VCR and teaches me all there is to know about this new-fangled thing called "the world wide web" will have my full support when it comes to global domination.

Thanks for the rep! :hatsoff:

And you, quite frankly, are a paranoiac who is looking for any reason to see the writing on the wall.

I saw that segment as well, and I believe that it holds a kernel of truth. I know I'm certainly not qualified to do jobs like those shown (engineering, mechanics, robots, etc.) and I'm willing to bet that most people, while they may hold an interest in something like that, put off studying it...

I imagine that some people may find it overbearing and/or pretentious, it's not uncommon with some of Malick's work.