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Yes, you're so complex, and your posts so challenging and brave. Or, you're an an idiot. Either way. Not hard to understand. Nothing to fear. P.S. you smell of ***.

1. Shifty b. Shifty iii. Shifty Any more stupid questions?

And his name rhymes with 'dong', so extra-awesome :D

It's pity.Nothing more. Idiot.

Only to Shifty. You have to eat the corn nuts out of my ass and be grateful.

you'll have to pull out Dirk's tongue first, which is wrapped around Pk's detatchable cock, which started nesting there last week after getting fed up with PK sticking it into his Grandma's

He then nestled into her cavernous cleavage, purring even louder, while watching Roald crawl on his hands and knees, a giant butter squash jammed in his

tossed Squally's salad, making a nice protein-enriched Cesar, that she fed to

You lick the shitty-sperm stains from the gussets of tranny runway model underpants :D

Jealousy is a grubby little emotion. Yet, you wear with the panache of a tranny runway model :thefinger

Nikki"s bewbs .... sublime :D

the stink of your sad desperation for attention reeks like a dead hobo in the sun. T R O L L

with the pleasure hamster, mounted on a Black & Decker cordless hammer drill that also played

Petra replied: "Willem, in a fit of homo-erotic rage, split one in half with a ******* 'Black Hammer' spiked dildo, so the others left in protest." Roald pondered this for a while, his shiny dome bent in thought, one hand on his distended testicles, the other drumming its fingers relentlessly...

Later that night ..... his face looked something like this: :D

What A Twat.

Still working on my magnum opus, 'Death and the Anus'.

I love this guy :D

Thanks for the rep! (always sweeter to get rep when it's for whaling on MrT!) :hatsoff:

McDonalds food Dog **** What's the difference :dunno: Also: bitches be crazy :D

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

I do love some good ****** tongue ... :D (particularly from Dirk's ***)

Post-op Shemale Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Fantasies?! ha! You make me write down all the disgusting things you want me to do to you :D (that thing with the yogurt and photo of Al Sharpton - very kinky) More like: (fixed for accuracy, grammar and punctuation)

How do you pronounce that then? :D :bowdown: :cthulhu:

Wrong. You Smiley-******* freak :D

1 unit of ******* = 1/2 pint of **** (9fl oz = 3/4 bottle of ****) She was ******** 150-210 units per week (Uk health guidelines for women is 14 units per week) Which means she was downing up to 105 pints of **** (approx 80 bottles of, say, Budweizer) per week.

"And I sayeth unto you, that he who trolleth shall be inflicted with all manner of biting anal cooties, and shall be pointed and laughed at, for his postings be ever so facile, betraying an unforgivable stupidity and hypocrisy. " Book of Cat. Ch7, V1.

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Anytime :hatsoff: ..... pass the Crisco :D

You are quite welcome :hatsoff: Next, if you like, I can show you how to use sarcasm properly You cracker :D

Uhm, no ...... It's called - CONTEXT 'I am outraged at the use of the word '******'' vs 'You are a ******' very, very different

Oh, snap! Now, where are those updated flaming rules Petra bumped this morning ...?? :D

Lol ... and I bet you are right. Gee ***, thanks for sticking my head on the block with this one. Oh no, is that a *** ... oh damn. Now I'm off the hook AND a bijillionaire. Cum here Wendi .. time for you to suck on my probate ....:D

You're like a pervy soccer ***. I knew it :D

I loved how she was the one swinging punches at the pieman, while his *** backed the fuck away and did nothing. I'd definitely throw one into her!

Remonds me of the Bill Hicks sketch about the Waffle House waitress who sees him reading as says: Waitress: 'what you reading for?' Hicks to audience: 'Not, 'what are you reading', but what are you reading for? Hicks replies to waitress: 'well, Wendy, I read for many reasons, but one of them...

Should probably also have mentioned that: Aerosmith FUCKING RULE!!!!!!

I take from it that Steven Tyler simply wanted a clever lyrical inversion at the end of the song as a final verse counterpoint to the the preceding 'there's something wrong' verses.

I love it when an Admin fans the fire of flaming .... :popcorn:

Oh god, yes .... Gazopa drove me insane with its awfulness :D

Would this be in your bedroom in *****'s flat in Nevern Square? :D

Mmm. Reminds me, I need to but some nice rump steak for supper.

nothing's dirtier than a rodent's hole ....

Possibly only 17 when he joined here ... (exactly ten years younger than the claimed age)

http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-GlOyster/106390616058833?sk=wall

Probably because you post her pix on a porn forum without consent.