Search results

n2bYJQFQMs8

qPRO-XFh8g8

May be the stupidest thing I've read posted here. Ever.

Nerd away my friend, I'm right there with ya. Mage character, yes, but she is skilled with the bow...she's a stealthy little bitch. :)

Double Chocolate Stout, Ft. Collins Brewery. Fucking. Fan. Tastic.

That's got to be it. It has to be.

I've been playing too much Skyrim lately...literally my first thought was lightning or frost, but maybe flames would be the best option to bring that fucker down.

nfNLspDL3ns

I'm with ya too...well said Newt, well said.

Pink Fucking Floyd. r3R2PgMiTvw

Not ONE of you muppets mentioned Natalie Portman? Really? Methinks I need to rethink my membership here...:facepalm:

I really truly hope this happens for you...just take pics and post them here.

There do seem to be a lot of them here. A whole lot. Kinda odd...but then it does make this place interesting, so, there's that.

Take everything you loved about Morrowind and Oblivion, soundtracks for both included, ramp up the voice acting, graphics, and overall gameplay, throw in a huge helping of added awesomeness, and you STILL aren't close to how amazing Skyrim is. ***** is for the weak...I don't plan to or foresee...

Of course! Not right away mind you...in the beginning I'm totally and 100% into her...but come on...after a while, when things have beome, uh, tried and true, shall we say? Natalie Portman never got it so good, know what I mean? ;)

Sir, I thank you for your words. I wonder if there is a record for this sort of thing. If so, I will beat it...feelin' pretty confident of my iron stomach right now. :)

Alive and well! Damn, I feel as though I really accomplished something here. :)

Grocery store. My laziness knows no bounds... This. All that's up here is dust and rocks. And some ***** corpses. Not gonna eat those though. Sounds delicious!

I'm not THAT broke...just lazy I guess. :1orglaugh

Oh my god, I think I love you.

Striped Shirt shoulda gotten beat worse than he did...fucking goon...got what he deserved.

I really hope not! Shockingly no...it really was old chicken or stout ****...or both...so I chose both. :) Totally would, but I'm broke till I can cash the ol' paycheck on Monday.

Chicken eaten. Well, mostly the skin. Really, it was just very, very dry. I topped it off with a week old doughnut...ahhh, eating well here! Think I may have to go to the store soon? :1orglaugh

Camel toe slide. Sounds like a dance move. Awesome. :1orglaugh

I could stand to lose the weight. Hmm. This may be the only way to eat fried chicken AND lose weight.

:1orglaugh

...hopefully it's still good...forgot about it, and it's the only thing in my fridge right now...thought I had left overs, but the chicken was all that greeted me when I opened the door...well, apart from the ****...which is cold and delicious. Here we go...what's the worst that could happen...

Ehh, it's all good. Turns out she really is a, well, kind of a bitch...it's funny, I'm not even pissed. Whatever...I'll just move on to the next one. Hmm. Now I have to find the next one. :)

Yep. Had some fog here so bad the other night that I couldn't see ten feet in front of me...it starts getting a bit too surreal for my liking...and then the imagination kicks in...you suddenly start wondering what would happen, what you'd do, if something was to appear within that ten foot lit...

18 too young? No. It's not against the law. It all comes down to personal preferences. Myself, it's funny...the older I get, the less appealing I find the whole nubile writhing teen thing...more into the hunting cougars...god knows there are a lot of them, and good lord, when a woman hits 40...

plZkfghyOV0

Conan.

Fuck it. Wouldn't say ****. I'm out for me, and that's it.

That's what happens with Asshole's posts/threads...just close your eyes and ride the fucking snake.

I love Sasha. So fucking hot. Can see why people are pissed, but I don't fucking care...who cares what she did? She's reading to ****. how many others are lining up to do that? And judging from the pics, she's really enjoying it and so are the ****...isn't that all that matters?

This. Nickleback fucking sucks. Can't believe they were picked. Fucking stupid.

Lots of crazy **** up here...but this fuckin' guy, man I don't know...he may have to go.

I just can't believe that this Asshole is still here...or back, maybe recently released from some institution...at any rate, here we fucking go.

This badass song. QcmbFKstspk

I love this thread. :1orglaugh

Holy ****, you're still here? And to Jane B.......congrats....I love you. :)

This.

What the fuck dude. Well, I'm starting this thread as a place for winners like myself to post your stories of being completely fucking blown off. And blown, in this instance, does NOT have a good connotation attached...I had plans tonight, fuck, was in the MIDDLE of texting her back and forth...

Now this is a cause I can get behind!

Wht the hell would we want to do THAT?

The Universe is large, but FreeOnes is small...and you are never alone here. :)

We should all genuflect and bow to your mightiness, eh? ;)

This. Though I am broke right now, so you will have to tell me just how fucking awesome it is till I can get it too. Goddamn money.

Well, now it's official, and ya know Blue, I don't care if there was already a thread that was wondering if he'd go...it's my home state you muppet, and this sucks big time. So...there ya have it.

Don't even sweat it man...you know what strip clubs remind me of? You know when you watch National Geographic, and you see a clip of a dying zebra, and there is an entire pack of hyenas watching it, waiting to pounce? THAT'S what a strip club is like. Those places, man, are just spots to go...