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I wish I got something from it. Deficits out the wazoo.

Jet Airliner - Steve Miller Band

We're talking total commercial time. According to Nielson, the breakup of the commercials is about 25 first half, 50 half time, and 25 second half. The average amount of time is roughly 1/4 of a 90 minute game. Compare that to the roughly 15% of a full length MLB game. Also consider the fact...

You should see America's debt. :eek:

Look for the Fuck A Fan series. PornoDan runs it, he'll be glad to tell you about it.

Down comforters certainly do better than pillows. Probably a personal preference, but I find that down pillows end up flat as hell after maybe two days, and I don't even bother fluffing my pillows, and for that reason tend to avoid them.

"I just feel like I was drafted to play football, not do those things" - Dez Bryant on refusing to carry Roy Williams' pads and bucking the trend of rookie hazing. I wonder who had the sit down with him.

I'm still hard pressed to pay as much for a handheld unit as I would for a standard console, so as cool as it looks, I'll pass for now.

I honestly think those pillows might be one of the biggest rip-offs ever. My ******* in law bought my wife a down pillow a few years ago and it was the most uncomfortable pillow she's ever had, and it fell apart by the 6 month part.

Live and Let Die - Paul McCartney

:1orglaugh Don't tell him that! That'd be another crazy theory! :1orglaugh

Uh, his account has been closed for over a year now, and this thread is pretty old.

Are you still rambling? I have no idea what the fuck you are trying to say, but again, I'll leave it as plainly as I can: If something doesn't sell well, then fewer people fucking have it. The fewer of the general public that have it, the smaller the chance anyone here has it. This is...

The day Pelosi is gone is the day I celebrate sanity returning to the 8th District.

Re: Spell Illuminati backwards/add '.com' or ".org" @ end & click on it 2-C what happ This has been around for years. Hoax.

Thank goodness you didn't ;)

I honestly couldn't ***** without one. I've got broad shoulders and ***** on my side, so my neck would be craned to the point of pain.

You mean Guy Ferry? The guy who tries way too hard to play up his Italian heritage?

Really, not very surprising news.

Firearms for days!

Too true, my friend. :1orglaugh

Ugh. Look, it's clear his popularity isn't high right now, but using polls to gauge votes? That's been shown to be an absolutely dreadful means of predicting elections.

:rofl: Nice!

Where the fuck did this come from?

I Googled this clown to see if there were any other good ones, and holy **** are there ever: "That's right you fucking fuck nugget." "Yeah, be my little fuck hooker." "I'm going to tit-fuck your ass until you scream for the President." Words can't describe how amused I am by the ridiculous...

Ah, the powers of Search

I seem to recall one as well where he shouted "GET FUCKED" about 70 times, and called her something along the lines of a "dirty slut fuck ninja". I literally laughed for about a half hour.

Re: Sex with your teacher (or do you just fantasize?) Most of the teachers I had were ugly as ****. Oh well.

You're splitting hairs. Call it what you want, North Americans recognize it as the exact same thing as the rest of the world.

:1orglaugh Sorry bud, didn't mean to get all riled up. :D Sure is pretty too! :)

Money!

I'll get back to you.

You mean the ones that were hacked in 5 minutes?

You mean the least secure OS of them all?

:facepalm: MLB average attendance from the past year - 30,000 per game. MLS average attendance from the this year - 16,000 per game. I have no idea why people being on cell phones has any bearing on why attendance for MLB will fall. That's an indictment of modern society, not specific to...

Well, installing the actual Linux package will take a bit, I just did a test run and it took about 35 minutes.

The Joker and the Thief - Wolfmother

Where's my medal?

I've enjoyed the past two, but I'm literally just surprised that they're still at it. I thought Steve-O was a **** addict and was advised to not participate in the show, and the rest of them were tired of doing the show/movie, but I have no problem with seeing the new one.

Ditto both of those.

Trying out Halo Reach for myself.

My own theory? What the fuck are you talking about? Oh! You mean my "crazy theory" whereby fewer sales means a lower chance of people having it? Oh yeah, you mean reality. Not such a big fan, huh? At least this time, you put a coherent sentence together, I've got to hand you that.

Nope. Your system will act as those you installed Ubuntu to a partition of your hard drive. It'll start BIOS, and immediately ask you which you want to boot.

Apparently not so much after his off-season workout program.

Easily one of my favorite songs by one of my favorite bands. :thumbsup:

Here's Wubi in a nutshell: Wubi is a full-packaged version (1 of 3) of Ubuntu Linux, that instead of running from the hard drive on a partition, resides in a program file within Windows. This way, all you have to do is download Wubi, select which version of Ubuntu you want to use, (last I...

I have absolutely no idea what in the green fuck you are trying to say there, aside from butchering the word math twice. Was there anything other than nonsense there?

It's a great game.

How the fuck is Olivia Munn considered a "geek"? She doesn't play video games, and has gone on record as saying she doesn't enjoy what are traditionally considered "geeky" things. I can't believe geeks have basically let her use them as a springboard to an acting career.

Welcome to 2008!