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Damn, that's like some Road Warrior ****!

Or even not *****. Just whipped it out for the sheer hell of it. Because it needed to be done, or just seemed like the right thing at the right moment. Ever whipped it out randomly and gotten a good response? Or certain you were going to get a good reaction and were shocked to be chastised...

it's the perfect sport

It's the perfectly efficient breakfast.

I don't like hairy nipples or butthole (but I love a hairy pussy— go figure!)

From what I've heard about your wife, I can see why you wouldn't necessarily categorize her as a woman. :rolleyes:

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Fuck. I've been folding poorly for years. The whole point is is for them not to want you to wash or fold laundry. Have you forgotten how far the women's movement has set us back?

and it can grip like a fist!

no. no it's not. :facepalm:

Right? You just want it to be true.

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this could change the whole dating landscape

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I want your job. :bowdown:

Probably my current favorite food. I'm going to be going on the road soon, so if anyone has any recommendations... (Please post pics if you got 'em!)

welcome back =)

The karmic implications of that are just... :bowdown:

Be honest— this is for science. Vaginal or Anal: The Quiz Vaginal or Anal: Movies Anal vs. Vaginal vs. Oral vs. Other???

it almost makes me want to cry

How beautiful and young she is

You sir, are my hero.

That's true. It's probably better to try something lower key first, like wanking in her shampoo.

Now you can finally vote! Human Beaver A Big Beaver Shaving the Beaver

I really like it and was hoping there was a thread.

:facepalm: I was thinking more of if you liked them a lot. Like this hot chick I worked for once— man, I still regret not having at least tried it.

seriously. she is hot. my only hope is that she does full vagina pictures too.

Did you **** up with all your kidneys?

That is hardcore.

:rofl2:

I knew it!

No doubt many have considered it. Now the answer can finally be known.

I like brun, don't ask me why. In the pussy also. It's pleasing to my eyes.

In my wiener. It's like the leg falling alseep, only worse.

That's actually more common than you think

It's god's favorite food! (That's why he tries to keep it from the jews. ;) )

oh yeah, and also when they come inside so you don't get to see it. That nearly always ***** it for me.

Remember to vote— it's for science!

I get paid by the post.

A simple question.

she loves to fuck. sometimes that's just the way it goes.

This has been bothering me now for a while.

No. My language is very specific, (although now you've made me think the poll should have had a third category.)

In the Catholic church you're technically still a virgin. (One of the reasons sodomy was so popular!)

You can't get pregnant through the butt.